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Did you have fun with this?

Yes
- 4 (14.3%)
No
- 1 (3.6%)
It was fun for a long time but towards the end it just started to drag
- 6 (21.4%)
I wish I could have joined in.
- 17 (60.7%)

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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #960 on: May 24, 2012, 05:46:29 pm »

The kobold camp has been surrounded aboveground, and in all the cavern layers!
The dragons are massacring the kobolds!


Don't joke with me, kobold.
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #961 on: May 24, 2012, 05:49:43 pm »

 -Now, this is godmodding. You realise that not only must you cross a desert to reach us, but well......WERE TINY, try fitting a giant lizard into a tiny, tiny hole. Also, you have no knowledge I speak of this, as this is OOC. Thus you are currently just "Yeah, lets just go slaughter random stuff." IC. I doubt that even with mining claws you can reach the main-mining areas, which currently are the top-layers of the first cavern. -

"Hey, you notice the dragons outside?"


"I left my shinies outside."

A random kobold has been struck down!"


-Edit which I hope is before you post again, after rereading your post.-

-And all three cavern levels? You really think I would be able to survive even the first! Why thank you! But where did you get all the dragons? I thought you and only a few others escaped the shattered and destroyed remains of your homedimesion, and the only other dragon was Blockade.-
« Last Edit: May 24, 2012, 05:53:26 pm by Corai »
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Gizogin

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #962 on: May 24, 2012, 05:50:12 pm »

Well, I'm back.  From somewhere unimportant.  Stop asking questions!
[What happened to that mummy who ever-so-rudely barged into my office, anyway?  I assume I or someone else eventually convinced him to leave.]
Someone's been playing around in my workshop!  My gears and scraps of metal are out of place!  At least nothing important was moved.  I really need better security.  That can wait, though; the Mk. X is complete!  As soon as I fire up its internal reactor, I'll have my very own robotic clone of myself.
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #963 on: May 24, 2012, 05:57:02 pm »

Roead is still standing in your office, the character is in your hands for now.

Super Hyena, please read the entire thread, and the last 20 or so pages of the previous one. It will explain almost everything.

So, anyone forgetting about those centipedes? I think Weird, Oliolli, Super PH Man, Vemini, and I are still in the tower, about to investigate that tunnel leading right to their rift. ZTG and Corai, that rift seems a little too close to your bases for comfort. Maybe something more productive than getting into a war with each other over misspelled names?
« Last Edit: May 24, 2012, 05:59:32 pm by HugoLuman »
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #964 on: May 24, 2012, 05:59:12 pm »

-Now, this is godmodding. You realise that not only must you cross a desert to reach us, but well......WERE TINY, try fitting a giant lizard into a tiny, tiny hole. Also, you have no knowledge I speak of this, as this is OOC. Thus you are currently just "Yeah, lets just go slaughter random stuff." IC. I doubt that even with mining claws you can reach the main-mining areas, which currently are the top-layers of the first cavern. -

"Hey, you notice the dragons outside?"


"I left my shinies outside."

A random kobold has been struck down!"


-Edit which I hope is before you post again, after rereading your post.-

-And all three cavern levels? You really think I would be able to survive even the first! Why thank you! But where did you get all the dragons? I thought you and only a few others escaped the shattered and destroyed remains of your home dimesion, and the only other dragon was Blockade.-

1) I am able to hear insults across all dimensions.
2) One hundred survived, and it has been 15 years back in the home dimension.  I only needed to send 20-30 to cover the entire area.
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wierd

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #965 on: May 24, 2012, 06:00:59 pm »

[Is itching to do some dragon booty kicking, and kobold juicing... for science! I gotta off these creepy elf-things and get on with the fun! Hurry up hugo!]

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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #966 on: May 24, 2012, 06:01:28 pm »

-Thats true godmodding, so you...


1. Well, of course you know of the spy...

2. You hear everything? -Thinking horrible things happening to dragons...-

3. You are on-par of Armok?

Also, dragons arent very strong if there being pelted by arrows, correct?-
« Last Edit: May 24, 2012, 06:03:06 pm by Corai »
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #967 on: May 24, 2012, 06:01:47 pm »

Updated last post^

The necro tower is inhabited by an unrelated group of kobolds who found it abandoned many years ago. The most literate among them accidentally stumbled upon the slab, and is now an unwitting necromancer. We have not encountered them yet.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #968 on: May 24, 2012, 06:07:16 pm »

-Thats true godmodding, so you...


1. Well, of course you know of the spy...

2. You hear everything? -Thinking horrible things happening to dragons...-

3. You are on-par of Armok?

Also, dragons arent very strong if there being pelted by arrows, correct?-

1) Which one?
2) larger massacre
3) No, because I am fairly sure he doesn't exist.  Don't quote me on it.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #969 on: May 24, 2012, 06:08:09 pm »

Kobold Juicing! Mr Necromancer needs to do some attrocities for science!]
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #970 on: May 24, 2012, 06:09:16 pm »

The kobold camp has been surrounded aboveground, and in all the cavern layers!
The dragons are massacring the kobolds!


Don't joke with me, kobold.

Holy crap, you guys are more aggressive and more easily insulted than the goblins! Which is downright uncivilized!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #971 on: May 24, 2012, 06:09:58 pm »

-I want Mr. Necromancer to hurry up as well I need some of my population juiced! Zann-No, Zanzetkuken is fun and all, but nothing as fun as a good ole Dwarf/kobold version of Tom/Jerry.-
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #972 on: May 24, 2012, 06:12:10 pm »

From the end of Zanzetkuken's battle with Bolas, according to his post.

"Uh, guys?" HugoLuman said to get their attention. They turned their heads. HugoLuman's translucent image was glowing brighter, and brilliant yellow particles began to come off it like embers. Wisps of golden light began to come from his hands, and his entire spectral form turned from faint blue to brilliant gold. "It feels like a huge surge of energy! It's interacting with the complex-causual entanglement I'm bound up in. I think some kind of temporal reaction is happening!"

Suddenly, HugoLuman threw his arms out and his head upward, and his ghostly image became opaque. Huge jets of particles, like fire, flew from the hands and face. Then, a brilliant white flash which knocked the others to their feet.

He blinked. "Did I just do what I think I did?" But the others did not answer. They just stared at him. And they seemed just slightly... smaller. "Why are you looking at me like that?" Then he looked down at his feet. "Oh."

As Hugoluman stared shocked, Oliolli got up. "I think it's time to deal with our bug problem." He slung the slade hammer over his shoulder.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #973 on: May 24, 2012, 06:18:43 pm »

Oliolli led them to the secret stair, and down to the long tunnel. "So there are these enormous, psychedelic, opal-looking centipedes just at the end of this thing. And they've got a bunch of eggs about to hatch. And they seem to eat people."

Eric Blank nodded. "Some creatures that meet that description showed up during a goblin raid on the fort a few days ago. They were eating the gobbos."

Weird looked over at Hugo. "Are you... alright?"

HugoLuman stumbled awkwardly down the passage, unused to having more than 2 legs. "I have no idea, okay? I'm still trying to figure out why and how I just suddenly regenerated into a medium-sized dragon."
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #974 on: May 24, 2012, 06:19:45 pm »

From the end of Zanzetkuken's battle with Bolas, according to his post.

"Uh, guys?" HugoLuman said to get their attention. They turned their heads. HugoLuman's translucent image was glowing brighter, and brilliant yellow particles began to come off it like embers. Wisps of golden light began to come from his hands, and his entire spectral form turned from faint blue to brilliant gold. "It feels like a huge surge of energy! It's interacting with the complex-causual entanglement I'm bound up in. I think some kind of temporal reaction is happening!"

Suddenly, HugoLuman threw his arms out and his head upward, and his ghostly image became opaque. Huge jets of particles, like fire, flew from the hands and face. Then, a brilliant white flash which knocked the others to their feet.

He blinked. "Did I just do what I think I did?" But the others did not answer. They just stared at him. And they seemed just slightly... smaller. "Why are you looking at me like that?" Then he looked down at his feet. "Oh."

As Hugoluman stared shocked, Oliolli got up. "I think it's time to deal with our bug problem." He slung the slade hammer over his shoulder.

Um, you are dwarf-dragon sized, not humming-dragon size!  Nevermind
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