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[Super Hyena]

Uhm okay...
I'm a Dwarven archaeologist.

[Eric Blank]

[Well at least you'll have work to do! There's a cranky mummy on the loose, we don't know how old he is or anything about his culture. You can also use your arhcaeologist-sleuthing skills to help figure out what the hell happened to the crazy necromancer next door by checking out these books on the tower I stole. Or your digging skills to help dig. Eh... I guess we have plenty of miners...]

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*Migrants have arrived, despite the insanity.*

An army of a little over 50 soggy dwarves and 15 very soggy kobolds show up (They brought extra friends!)
Among them an archaeologist from the mountain home, dispatched to find out if the area has any history whatsoever.

"Oh crap. Guess we'll need more bedrooms" Eric thinks as he spots the group wandering into the clearing.

[Super Hyena]

I wear a hat, and a brown leather suit.
And socks.
Also I have candy under my hat.

[Corai]

-Im a kobold, kobolds here are friendly. I am the kobold's boss. Thats all you need to know about kobolds here.-

[Super Hyena]

Do you have a kobold lair?
If so I will have to enter it and search for history.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Ok. We know we could detect suprinvisiospies now.

But first we need to discover that we are being so monitored. 

Then, its off to the lab to build cheesey rave party smoke machines. Let's hope the dwarves don't decide to have a laser lightshow.

Hey!  You do not know you are being monitored, and your character does not seem to be a person that would build that randomly!

Do you have a kobold lair?
If so I will have to enter it and search for history.

Might have better luck with my dragon civilization.

[Corai]

-Go to Zazzetkuken's sig, click "Map of the fort!" and do local area, "kobold camp" is my copper mining area. Im mining copper and exporting copper socks.-

[wierd]

Don't listen to him! He's a kleptomaniac kobold neocon, who's after your wallet!

Ztg:  you might be surprised what my character makes in his spare time. Hobbies ranging from crochet, to deadly poisons, pyrochemistry, and proper assasination/interrogation techniques leaves LOTS of room for "you do what again?" Type moments.

[Super Hyena]

It's ok i will not bring my wallet with me
but ill keep the candy incase of emergencies
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after a long walk, super dwarf archaeologist arrived to the kobold camp
he takes out his lenses and lays on the ground and searches for footprints!

he has found a kobold skull
he puts the skull under his hat for further investigations

[Corai]

"Hey! Who the hell do you think you are?"


A kobold in a biusance suit storms up to the dwarf with the skull, frightening him with it's english and suit.


"Why are you here? If your here for copper wait for a caravan to the fort! And dont try anything, theres alot of kobolds here, AND WE HAVE FREAKING COPPER SPEARS."

[Super Hyena]

"I have a skull."
"Also I have candy"
"I have socks"
"What can you say about this?"
Super removes the skull from under his hat and looks at it with his lens.
"This looks like a necromancer skull"

[Corai]

"Socks eh? Look around, half the tents are made of COPPER socks, ripped open, and stringed together to make the roofs! And did you say bluemetal."

Kobolds, on hearing "candy", quickly drop there picks and shovels and begin crowding the poor dwarf.



"NO, STOP. STOP! THATS NOT A GOOD IDEA! GIVE HIS SHIRT BACK!"

[Super Hyena]

I would get crowded by the kobolds and my shirt gets removed.

"LEAVE ME ALONE!" I would maneuver out of the crowd and pick a copper pick and run with it.
While running, I search the copper pick for fingerprints.
Instead, Super finds gibberish words.
I run out of the kobold camp and jump into a near pond.
With the copper pick still in his hand.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

-Go to Zazzetkuken's sig, click "Map of the fort!" and do local area, "kobold camp" is my copper mining area. Im mining copper and exporting copper socks.-

You misspelled my name.  Don't make me siege your place with dragons or send the invisimancer after you!!

[Corai]

"ooh....dwarves......someone get my adamanite wafer, I have a headache..." Corai said, rubbing his head.


"Sir! Sir! We found shinies while we were digging really deep!"

-In the depths...-


"My Armok, is this magma?"

"Yes!"

"Why are the animals here so...metallic?"

"Well, theres alot of copper.....alot of magma.... BYE!"

"Hey! Hey! Are you leaving me to die?"

"Yes. Yes I am."





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-Go to Zazzetkuken's sig, click "Map of the fort!" and do local area, "kobold camp" is my copper mining area. Im mining copper and exporting copper socks.-

You misspelled my name.  Don't make me siege your place with dragons or send the invisimancer after you!!

-Hey, would you rather me call you Zannie?-