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[Mrhappyface]

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The Origin Reflex booster makes you go much faster for a short period of time. Oh, and here's the SPARTAN Synthmuscle implants.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[INORGANIC:AUGMENT_MUSCLE]
   [USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:STONE_TEMPLATE]
   [STATE_NAME_ADJ:ALL:SPARTAN Synth-Muscle Implant]
   [SPECIAL]
   [MATERIAL_VALUE:500]

[INORGANIC:AUGMENT_MUSCLE_SPREAD]
   [USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:STONE_TEMPLATE]
   [STATE_NAME_ADJ:ALL:SPARTAN Synth-Muscle]
   [SPECIAL]
   [MATERIAL_VALUE:500]
   [IGNITE_POINT:NONE]
   [MELTING_POINT:9000]
   [BOILING_POINT:9000]
   [SYNDROME]
      [SYN_NAME:SPARTAN Synth-Muscle Implant]
      [SYN_AFFECTED_CLASS:HUMANOID]
      [SYN_INJECTED]
      [SYN_CONTACT]
      [SYN_INHALED]
      [SYN_INGESTED]
      [CE_DISPLAY_NAME:NAME:(SPARTAN Synth-Muscle Modification):augmented:augmented:START:0]
      [CE_PHYS_ATT_CHANGE:STRENGTH:350:0:START:0]

Then there was the  ARMOK Explosive Ejector System. Needless to say, while it succeeded in turning surrounding enemies into chunky salsa, the user was not ignored by its services.

[Kofthefens]

(You realize that I have been posting out of character, right? My character is still in the basement Mr Skullhead's micocline tower.)

Oliolli had searched all the outer walls and the roof for entry into the top floors. None were found, so Oliolli decided to improvise. Standing on the roof, he raised the slade warhammer high above his head and brought it down with all his strength. The roof collapsed under him, but luckily the drop wasn't very bad. After clearing his head, he began looking around. Most of the rooms he entered were empty, except for the last room. In it was a statue. A statue of an indescribable horror with centipedes crawling all over it. Around it on the floor were lit candles. The others would have to see this. Leaving the room with the statue, he noticed a stairwell leading down that he hadn't taken previously. Oliolli decided to check it as well.
--
The stairwell hadn't connected to any other part of the tower. Instead it took Oliolli underground, and to the mouth of a rough-dug tunnel. Oliolli followed it, despite the smell.
--
The tunnel went on and on and on. Miles, dozens of miles, also taking Oliolli deeper into the ground as he walked. Finally he arrived at what seemed like the end of the tunnel. An opening to a large cavern, the smell of which would have killed an elf. The cavern was full of eggs. One of the eggs was hatching. Oliolli hoped wierd were here as well. The others would have to know of this. Oliolli left, returning through the tunnel.
--
So you're sure this is the spot?
Yeah. Behind this wall is the tower's dining hall.
Oliolli was standing in the secret stairway. Raising the hammer again, he started pounding on the wall to the dining hall. It didn't take long for the wall to break down.

I had assumed Olliolli had already told you. But I must have misunderstood.


Hearing weird's telltale cackle at the idea of more experiments, Kofthefens makes his way over.

"Weird! You're back! Good thing, too." Kofthefens quickly tells him about the centipede eggs. "Could you brew up something nasty for them?"

[Corai]

-I dont think Joykill CAN learn of it, unless you have a good eye there covered in sand dust from the desert, underground, or at lunchtime sitting outside under a tree eating lunch. Theres not much to see aside from a hole + 200 babies. Or you can, pay that kobold outside to tell you where.-

[Splint]

[If his improvised heavy flamer during the werewolf-elf-catastrofuck is any indicator, I'd say he could.]

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

-I dont think Joykill CAN learn of it, unless you have a good eye there covered in sand dust from the desert, underground, or at lunchtime sitting outside under a tree eating lunch. Theres not much to see aside from a hole + 200 babies. Or you can, pay that kobold outside to tell you where.-

You should make sure the next merchant has a ward around his mind.  Otherwise, this will happen again:

A dragon courier approaches Joykill.  He says, I have a letter for you, from the Grand Emperor.  Here it is.  The courier hands Joykill the letter, and leaves.  Weird opens it.

Weird,
   There has been a caravan from the kobold camp that has come to my citadel.  It was filled with eggs.  My broker learned from the mind of the kobold that there was something known as a "kobsplosion" at the kobold camp.  You should know what to do with this information.  Do not let them know I have sent this letter.  In fact, destroy it as soon as you have read it.  Don't want the kobolds to know.

-Zanzetkuken

(You realize that I have been posting out of character, right? My character is still in the basement Mr Skullhead's micocline tower.)

Oliolli had searched all the outer walls and the roof for entry into the top floors. None were found, so Oliolli decided to improvise. Standing on the roof, he raised the slade warhammer high above his head and brought it down with all his strength. The roof collapsed under him, but luckily the drop wasn't very bad. After clearing his head, he began looking around. Most of the rooms he entered were empty, except for the last room. In it was a statue. A statue of an indescribable horror with centipedes crawling all over it. Around it on the floor were lit candles. The others would have to see this. Leaving the room with the statue, he noticed a stairwell leading down that he hadn't taken previously. Oliolli decided to check it as well.
--
The stairwell hadn't connected to any other part of the tower. Instead it took Oliolli underground, and to the mouth of a rough-dug tunnel. Oliolli followed it, despite the smell.
--
The tunnel went on and on and on. Miles, dozens of miles, also taking Oliolli deeper into the ground as he walked. Finally he arrived at what seemed like the end of the tunnel. An opening to a large cavern, the smell of which would have killed an elf. The cavern was full of eggs. One of the eggs was hatching. Oliolli hoped wierd were here as well. The others would have to know of this. Oliolli left, returning through the tunnel.
--
So you're sure this is the spot?
Yeah. Behind this wall is the tower's dining hall.
Oliolli was standing in the secret stairway. Raising the hammer again, he started pounding on the wall to the dining hall. It didn't take long for the wall to break down.

I had assumed Olliolli had already told you. But I must have misunderstood.


Hearing weird's telltale cackle at the idea of more experiments, Kofthefens makes his way over.

"Weird! You're back! Good thing, too." Kofthefens quickly tells him about the centipede eggs. "Could you brew up something nasty for them?"

Don't forget the dragon mercs!

[Splint]

[Not the kobolds!]

[Corai]

[Not the kobolds!]

-As we both know, copper is what kobolds are deadliest in, AND I GOT LOTS OF COPPER. I doubt even Joykill could down 200 kobolds at once, and I dont think he wants to kill his supply of liquid cute. Plus the innocent not annoying ones, hes evil, but hes not that evil....I think-

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

The dragon courier approaches Corai.  He hands Corai a letter, after repeating his line from before.  As the courier leaves, Corai opens the letter.  It says:

Weird knows.  -ZTG

[wierd]

I am loathe to advance the Mr Skullhead plot device without Hugo.  Mr Skullhead needs to be slabbed, which means I need a name.

If he isn't slabbed, we get an instant replay on his unique twist on the hippie dance commune, complete with the conan the barbarian kitchen reference.

Hugo better not name him vuhlsa doom though.

[Splint]

[He plays DF. He lit elves on fire earlier. And they hadn't actually done anything to provoke him. (Or any of us for that matter... We just fucked thier shit up for fun as far as I can tell.) What does that tell you!?]

[Corai]

"Okay, dragon....let me find my copper supply......Here you go, this is a finely crafted box of copper. It should be enough to buy you a nice amount of socks."



"YOU, TEACH THE PUPS HOW TO USE A SPEAR! Joykill is out of liquid cute by now."

[He plays DF. He lit elves on fire earlier. And they hadn't actually done anything to provoke him. (Or any of us for that matter... We just fucked thier shit up for fun as far as I can tell.) What does that tell you!?]

-.....YOU, LEARN HOW TO USE A SPEAR. WE GOTTA DWARF FORTRESS BACK! You, find magma! You, stop nomming on copper! You, learn how to read ascii! You, grow a beard!-

[Mrhappyface]

So? Do you want these augments or not Mrhappyface asks the merchant.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

What's with the []?

Don't forget:

12 dragon mercenaries have come!  They will work for 100 dragon-sized meals of meat, apiece!

and

A dragon caravan has come!

A dragon merchant approaches weird and says, into weird's mind, The emperor wanted me to give this to you.  Wouldn't say why.  The merchant then heads back to the caravan, after giving weird a kobold egg.

Caravan has:
Adamantine bars x50
Assorted Giant animals x100

The caravan will only accept pieces of technology that have nothing to do with viruses or items similar.  The guards will torch any kobold that tries to steal anything.  All have legendary observer.

Spoiler: egg (click to show/hide)

Inside is a genetically modified kobold.  It is 1/4 kobold, 1/4 elf, and 1/2 dwarf.  On the egg is a symbol.  The symbol says "from the lab of Zanzetkuken" in Dragonic.

So? Do you want these augments or not Mrhappyface asks the merchant.

We'll take the Reflex booster and the Camo for 10 adamantine bars, and 10 giant animals.

[Corai]

-Were using - [ { And italics to show we are OUT OF CHARACTER and not actually effecting the RP-

[Mrhappyface]

Yay! Candy and Giant Badgers/Lions/Tigers/Bears/Mosquitos/Keas!