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[wierd]

20 pages. A goblin invasion. Hallunenogenic dancing centipedes. Dragon blows flaming hallitosis. Zombie in basement wants to give his expose.

Mummy wakes up and demands a tylenol.

Did I miss anything else?

(Had to help install pond liner over the weekend, get new tires, prepare for a vacation I will take over the upcoming holiday weekend, and then had a shitton of work piled on me last night. Let's dance now bitches!)

(I will be gone like casper from Friday this week until Tuesday next week. I might pop in to keep current, just have my character go on a 'humanity restoring' expedition to notify families of the people he has to euthanize.)

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

This:

Spoiler: Local Bay 12 Area (click to show/hide)

Note:Those are mountains to the north-east.

1-Bay 12 Main Fortress
2-Former KodKod Worshipers' Tower
3-Dragon Outpost
4-Kobold Camp
5-The Rift
6-Necromancer's Tower
7-Goblin Dark Tower
8-Former site of the Bay 12 Fortress

Along with the dragons and the kobolds leaving.

[wierd]

Oh, a necromancer's tower?  I might have to go visit!

(And maybe make a better map with bryce sometime over my holiday)

Oooh... and that little island is just begging for a nice little vacation house.... hmm.. maybe later.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Oh, a necromancer's tower?  I might have to go visit!

(And maybe make a better map with bryce sometime over my holiday)

Oooh... and that little island is just begging for a nice little vacation house.... hmm.. maybe later.

Spoiler: About that island-confidential (click to show/hide)

It has hostile kodkod worshipers, ones that want to kill us.  They perform the same practices as the ones we encountered, but there are five times as many.

[wierd]

Oooooh. Even better.

Long distance artillery practice!

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Don't forget that most forumites do not know of them, yet!

[Corai]

Meanwhile, in the kobold camp.

"TOO MANY CHILDREN! THERE WAS ONLY THREE OF US, AND TWO MIGRANTS! WHERE DID THEY ALL COME FROM!" Corai said, he was knee deep in eggs and pups. "This is not very safe, for anyone. Were mining copper not trying to break the record for MOST DIGUSTING SPECIES. Were not dwarves!"

"I have no idea, but I heard theres golllld on that island, far away, where noone can hear them scream."

"Someone find a boat."


-THE DEATH OF ALL MY CAMPS, KOBSPLOSION.-

[wierd]

Institute state mandated population control, and pay for it with kobold egg roasts.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Meanwhile, in the kobold camp.

"TOO MANY CHILDREN! THERE WAS ONLY THREE OF US, AND TWO MIGRANTS! WHERE DID THEY ALL COME FROM!" Corai said, he was knee deep in eggs and pups. "This is not very safe, for anyone. Were mining copper not trying to break the record for MOST DIGUSTING SPECIES. Were not dwarves!"

"I have no idea, but I heard theres golllld on that island, far away, where noone can hear them scream."

"Someone find a boat."


-THE DEATH OF ALL MY CAMPS, KOBSPLOSION.-

The dragons always need meat.  I, on the other hand, hunt for my own food.  You would not believe what they sometimes stockpile!

[Mrhappyface]

We need to give these new cyber-dwarves an outfit! Hmm.....

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[ITEM_HELM:ITEM_HELM_SUNGLASSES_HEAD]
[NAME:sunglasses:pairs of sunglasses]
[LAYER:OVER]
[COVERAGE:50]
[LAYER_SIZE:10]
[LAYER_PERMIT:100]
[MATERIAL_SIZE:1]
[HARD]
[METAL]
[BARRED]

[ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_ARMOR_LEATHER]
[NAME:trenchcoat:trenchcoat]
[MATERIAL_PLACEHOLDER:leather]
[ARMORLEVEL:1]
[UBSTEP:1]
[LBSTEP:1]
[SHAPED]
[LAYER:ARMOR]
[COVERAGE:100]
[LAYER_SIZE:18]
[LAYER_PERMIT:31]
[MATERIAL_SIZE:4]
[LEATHER]

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[ITEM_HELM:ITEM_HELM_SUNGLASSES_HEAD]
[NAME:sunglasses:pairs of sunglasses]
[LAYER:OVER]
[COVERAGE:50]
[LAYER_SIZE:10]
[LAYER_PERMIT:100]
[MATERIAL_SIZE:1]
[HARD]
[METAL]
[BARRED]

[ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_ARMOR_LEATHER]
[NAME:trenchcoat:trenchcoat]
[MATERIAL_PLACEHOLDER:leather]
[ARMORLEVEL:1]
[UBSTEP:1]
[LBSTEP:1]
[SHAPED]
[LAYER:ARMOR]
[COVERAGE:100]
[LAYER_SIZE:18]
[LAYER_PERMIT:31]
[MATERIAL_SIZE:4]
[LEATHER]

...really?

[wierd]

They're like "secret squirrel".

They whip open the trenchcoat and expose their "gadgets".

Oh wow. We need an inspector gadget reference now.

[Corai]

"Wait, where did Qwerty go..."

At the dragon outpost!

A thief-Wait is that a wagon full of eggs?

"Okay, dragons, I hate you but TAKE THESE EGGS OFF OF US. ITS HORRIBLE BUT SERIOUSLY, WE STARTED BUILDING WITH THEM JUST TO GET RID OF THEM!" she said, moments later she curled up and began crying.


-Catplosions are bad, but kobsplosians are just....horrible. You try to handle one.-

[wierd]

*plots vicious practical joke on saurinae now, involving the placement of an unclaimed green glass nest box in his room*

"dAer Ilwyn,

I hAErD yOO wUz upsePt 'BoWT haow deer Noh neXt Bockses in Shmeelie DorKf Fortrez. I sTEEleD yoO won.

CorAi."

Yes... yes that would start the fireworks nicely.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"Wait, where did Qwerty go..."

At the dragon outpost!

A thief-Wait is that a wagon full of eggs?

"Okay, dragons, I hate you but TAKE THESE EGGS OFF OF US. ITS HORRIBLE BUT SERIOUSLY, WE STARTED BUILDING WITH THEM JUST TO GET RID OF THEM!" she said, moments later she curled up and began crying.


-Catplosions are bad, but kobsplosians are just....horrible. You try to handle one.-

Broker:  We'll take all of them.

I have a hard time supplying dragons with meat...