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It was fun for a long time but towards the end it just started to drag
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Author Topic: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued... FULL DISCLOSURE  (Read 265828 times)

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #705 on: May 20, 2012, 07:26:40 pm »

Eric was disappointed that while designating plans for the indoor fishery/water cistern cutoff, there was a boulder that needed moved and he wasn't invited.

So he walked outside and admired the brand-new boringness of the deforested forest. Not that it was particularly bad with lots of stumps to use as stools, but that there was literally nothing to see or do besides. This is why he liked to stay indoors most of the time; at least there were rocks to break and caverns to admire. Soon, there would be a section of caverns collapsing. Unfortunately it wasn't the tower. No, that would have been too much fun, so the others told him not to go ahead with that plan. They're no fun...

All he needed was a chance to check that the plan would generally work, and to get digging.


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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #706 on: May 20, 2012, 09:34:21 pm »

Some strange virus has been released?  QUARANTINE!
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #707 on: May 20, 2012, 09:48:45 pm »

Fortress Map

Note: If anyone wants something added, just post the size of the room, and (if necessary) the corridor size to get to the room.
Note 2: Each square equals a 36ft square area.
2nd floor defenses

1-MrHappyFace's room
2-Trade depot below

Local Area

Note: This is post-dragon fire attack on goblins.

level -1

Forumite Quarters
1-Zanzetkuken
2-Maectur Omereorabuum, dragon
3-Weird
4-Stormtemplar
5-Splint
6-Kofthefens
7-unclaimed
8-Super Plump Helmet Man
9-Reudh
10-Corai
11-Jerry the Axe-handed elf
12-unclaimed
13-unclaimed
14-Gizogin
15-unclaimed
16-unclaimed

level -2

You should recognize the workshops.  Millstone has a miniature water reactor hooked up to it.
1- Gizogin's Hospital
2- Gizogin's Office

stockpiles


Underground bunker


Captured Caverns
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #708 on: May 20, 2012, 10:16:05 pm »

I guess Jerry the Axe-handed elf will need a room now.

Weird, HugoLuman, and SPHM were talking to an armor-clad figure chained to a huge oak slab. "Well, if you will not speak, I will start. My name is Vemini, and there is must I should tell you. But tell me, who are you and how did you come to this place? I really should like to know the slayers of the master of this accursed place!"
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #709 on: May 21, 2012, 03:02:32 am »

"What was that box Corai's minion just opened?"

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #710 on: May 21, 2012, 03:57:28 am »

Wow, a 5 hour delay in posts? Unheard of. Clearly not all is well.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #711 on: May 21, 2012, 04:02:58 am »

"What, a virus is loose?"

Tearing up a strip of cloth, Reudh wraps it around his nose and mouth. He runs to the food stockpile and stuffs a plump helmet into the cloth... Legend says that a plump helmet in a cloth wards off sickness.

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #712 on: May 21, 2012, 07:54:57 am »

Oliolli ran to the basement of the tower, where wierd, HugoLuman and SPHM were.
"Hi guys!"
"Uhh, wierd, you wouldn't happen to have anything incendiary or highly explosive with you? Maybe something... fission-y? We seem to have a problem."

OOC: Koth, just remember that some people weren't there when you told people at the fort about the centipedes, such as Oliolli, wierd, HugoLuman and Super Plump Helmet Man. Oliolli had just left at that point, and the others were still at the tower.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #713 on: May 21, 2012, 10:22:12 am »

"Well that worked," said Zanzetkuken as he looked over where the fields, that once housed the goblin siege, that had become a barren wasteland.  "Couldn't have been a little less destructive with your fire?"  Do not worry, Grand Emporer.  It will not be this destructive the next time, said Maectur.  "That is what you said at the last outpost we were at," said Zanzetkuken...
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #714 on: May 21, 2012, 11:41:35 am »

What's the deal with the corai virus?  Has it actually infected anyone yet?  The raws given for it don't actually make it infectious; after the initial exposure, no more people will become infected, because it has no way to spread.  I'm going to assume this wasn't the intention.  Presumably, the idea was to make some sort of zombie plague (hence the rotting, insomnia, and insanity).
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #715 on: May 21, 2012, 12:32:43 pm »

What's the deal with the corai virus?  Has it actually infected anyone yet?  The raws given for it don't actually make it infectious; after the initial exposure, no more people will become infected, because it has no way to spread.  I'm going to assume this wasn't the intention.  Presumably, the idea was to make some sort of zombie plague (hence the rotting, insomnia, and insanity).

Since planeswalkers are immune to disease, I do not have to worry about the corai virus.

I do have a theory about the virus.  The victim's mind could be overcome by the virus, and the virus would want to spread itself.  Due to it being non-infectious, the victim would use a syringe to draw the virus into, and then inject it into the next victim.

Either that, or the victim transforms into a zombie kobold.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #716 on: May 21, 2012, 01:10:44 pm »

(Or more likely just goes bonkers and ganggreenous, dying within a few days. What a horrible way to die, though.)

Eric Blank cancels prepare plans: Somebody mentioned deadly biohazards.

"Evacuating area! Sealing rear residences!" He says as he slams a boulder or two down across the hall, blocking the exits, then fills it in with mortar. Afterwards, he retreats to a safe distance (ie: The tower, since it seems closer) and seals that up too. "Dwarven isolation protocols are now in effect. NOBODY GO OUT THERE, FOR ALL OF OUR SAKES!" he screams at the halls of the tower, which echo nicely. Then starts spitting everywhere and washing his hands at the well constantly.

(I have some OCD-related problems when it comes to possible toxic substances or filth in general. Spitting and washing constantly isn't THAT bad a habit, right?)
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #717 on: May 21, 2012, 01:31:15 pm »

Oh please, there are much worse ways to die than that.  All I need is a sample of that corai virus, and I can whip up an even more horrible strain.
While I'm on the subject, I'm initiating a quarantine of any and all infected individuals.  Anyone showing the symptoms of this disease must be quarantined in their rooms until further notice.  Under no circumstances is anyone to attempt to break quarantine.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #718 on: May 21, 2012, 01:41:38 pm »

I'm already in my room... I tend to lockj the door behind me and I was in there before Freeble pried the box open.

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #719 on: May 21, 2012, 01:43:58 pm »

Oh please, there are much worse ways to die than that.  All I need is a sample of that corai virus, and I can whip up an even more horrible strain.
While I'm on the subject, I'm initiating a quarantine of any and all infected individuals.  Anyone showing the symptoms of this disease must be quarantined in their rooms until further notice.  Under no circumstances is anyone to attempt to break quarantine.
Well, you are an evil rawmancer...I'm just going to go back to my room and drink Dwarf Cola until I pass out. THIS WAS NOT MY FAULT, IT WAS THE KOBOLDS.

On a side note, I figured out a way to completely pacify the citizens and prevent a panic!

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