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It was fun for a long time but towards the end it just started to drag

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[Splint]

[Understandable. And horray for kobold protection! And as I am playing Kobold Camp right now, I gained a true respect when a necromancer lost his finger to a fisherbold.]

"Sorry what? i couldn't find any- Wait what? If those jerks are throwing a party without us..." Splint grabbed his pike off the wall, as a precaution. "After you, unless you'd prefer a ride. Just don't stick me with that thing."

[Corai]

Corai climbed onto Splint's back.

"Its one thing being carried, its another to be carried to see what the hells going on upstairs when your a cripple." he said, trying not to strangle Splint with his spear. "Dont drop me..."

[Splint]

"I wasn't but you put the thought in my head... Nah i'm just I'm kidding." Splint said, heading for the stairs. "If it's a party, I'm going to be pissed they didn't invite us. If it's trouble, I'm going to be more pissed because we might die."

[Corai]

...

Corai stared, Splint gaped. It was both, goblins were having a rave on the surface.


"The hell........" Corai said.


"Can we kill them?"

[Aseaheru]

drug them with dwarven swill!


[i wont even list ONE ingredient of the cesspool of garbage dwarven swill is.

[Splint]

[Made by a presser, dwarven swill is a horrible excuse for alcohol that is both corrosive to most oragns, and generally toxic. Dwarves don't drink it but often sell it to elves and force-feed it to goblins as a means of getting rid of them.]

[Aseaheru]

EXACTLY!
and all it needs is dwarves, food for the dwarves, assorted animals and lots of refuse!

[Eric Blank]

Eric leaves his plans yet again to find out whose pounding on his lawn like a drum, and finds Oliolli and some freakish elf with axes grafted to where his hands should be partying with goblin warriors. With a disco ball hanging form the one remaining tree.

"What the hell? If the tower was secretly a disco ball that nobody wanted to invite me to, then there's gonna be bloodshed!" He spat as he walked up to Oliolli to find out what the hell he thought he was doing.

[Splint]

"What is this... I don't even.... How the hell did they rig up a disco ball!?" Splintyelled. He was now confused to all hell.

[Corai]

"I dont know." Corai said.

"First wood-hating elves, then goblin elves, then that Master guy, then this? The universe hates us." Corai remarked.

[Aseaheru]

can i join this as a dwarf? if not then i will continue to make snarky comments from the sidelines.
also, disco balls are easy. take ball, cover with shinys, hang up, spin and shine lit upon it.

[Eric Blank]

can i join this as a dwarf? if not then i will continue to make snarky comments from the sidelines.

Sure. As soon as you migrate out there with the other 44 or so dwarves left behind. Which may be a while yet.

[Corai]

can i join this as a dwarf? if not then i will continue to make snarky comments from the sidelines.

Sure. As soon as you migrate your ass out there with the other 44 or so dwarves. Which may be a while.

Dont forget my kobolds!

[Eric Blank]

can i join this as a dwarf? if not then i will continue to make snarky comments from the sidelines.

Sure. As soon as you migrate your ass out there with the other 44 or so dwarves. Which may be a while.

Dont forget my kobolds!

We can't, but they need not all arrive at once. Or they can all be stricken with dwarfiness and arrive in a wave of 65+ and swamp the dorms. We have logs, but do we even have a carpenter? Or anyone that could turn logs into beds for us? I have only limited experience with carpentry. Those bedrooms should be dug out by now, though.

[Saurinae]

"Tath Zagith walks outside his house and looks towards the noise*
Oh what the hell. Is that seriously a goddamn disco party?
Bloody Hell... Where did they get the disco ball and how did they rig that thing?