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Did you have fun with this?

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It was fun for a long time but towards the end it just started to drag
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I wish I could have joined in.
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Author Topic: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued... FULL DISCLOSURE  (Read 265887 times)

Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #540 on: May 19, 2012, 02:25:28 am »

-Well Corai was always unstable, and violent. So if he cracks he cracks violently.-
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Reudh

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #541 on: May 19, 2012, 02:25:48 am »

and an elf with stone eyeballs,

"Mr Stone-Eye Elf, can you see? If you can't, I think I might be able to help you. If you want me to help you, remove your stone eyes," asked Reudh.
"I c-can't... can't tell." The elf reached for his eyes, and pulled, but then recoiled, wincing. "They're c-connected t-to my head!"

"Oh... uhm... I might be able to do something. It probably won't hurt you. I can make no guarantees, I haven't done something like this in a long time."

Reudh hesitates, waiting for the elf to allow him access to his eyes. Reudh's intention was using his forbidden masonry skills, this time not based on saliva, mercifully, to make the stone refract light so the elf could see sharper than the average sentient.

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #542 on: May 19, 2012, 02:35:08 am »

Corai turns towrds Eric, smiles like a madman.


"Everythings alright......haha...... This is Eric, hes nice. Eric, wanna meet my friend? Hes real nice..."


Corai grabbed the spear and began to walk towards Eric.

"No, that's fine. I already met him, uh... Yesterday."

Eric turns to walk away, hoping to find somebody that isn't either stark raving mad or melancholic. Maybe kobolds just aren't the first people one should try to get information from after anything remotely stressful.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #543 on: May 19, 2012, 02:40:01 am »

By now Oliolli had returned to the fortress.
Are we there yet?
Yeah, I think we are.
Oh goody! Now what?
I'm working on that.
Eric kept walking as he passed by Oliolli.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #544 on: May 19, 2012, 02:42:05 am »

Corai began waving and screaming "BYEEEE" at Eric. Irriatingly loud.

"....Hi Olli!" he screamed apon seeing Oliolli.


Oliolli turned at the sound of his name being horribly butchered, tortured, and sewn back together.
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« Reply #545 on: May 19, 2012, 02:50:32 am »

Weird felt sick. This had to be done. These souls had not willingly been toyed with. Some might say they were the weaker ones. Others would argue that fact; He was one of them. Chosing, of sound mind, to end your life is not something anyone, ever, should have to do, and is not a decision to make lightly. 'I'm at least giving them the choice' he thought to himself. Why didn't it make him feel any better about it.

Taking down names, places, names of families and last wishes and respects, he came at last to the elf with the sewn together lips and nose.

Fumbling for fresh paper (the madman had writing materials in copious supply.), he provided the mute victim with a means to have his heart known, and asked his questions.

His name was elomi. He was from the retreat of valithomithi, far to the south of here. He had come to see why these lands had started to whisper of elves violating the compact with nature, and to commune with the spirits of this land to learn of their plight.  He was a druid, and had sworn only to take life in self defense.  The madman of the tower siezed him, and led him to this place, where he first tried to use honeyed words, and grand formalities to disuade him to join in its cause, and when he tried to call the clean spirits of nature to render him aid, the abomination turned on him, forced his vile potions and fragances down his mouth and nose, and then sewed them shut. Under his thrall, he had done things that he wrote "I dare not put on paper."

"I don't see any other things wrong with your body.." weird tendered.  "Why do you seek death?"

"I cannot live knowing what I have done. The taste of suffering clings in my throat, and the vile perfume of mangled, living flesh mingled with sweet wholesome gifts from the forest taints the very air I breathe." He wrote.

"What did you do, to feel you deserve death?" Weird asked.  This man would have scars, but he could be at least partially restored with simple surgery! This man could go home!

"I worked in the master's vile kitchens." He wrote. "I forced the same vile filth I was forced to drink down the necks of the master's chosen cattle, and daily, at the morning bell, I prepaired his feasts from their living flesh, and with joy in my heart, I sent it down the chutes."

"Why do you remember all this, when the most I could get from the others were vaugue recallections of a name?"

"The master willed it to be so."  His writing was scratchy now. Fevered.

"The pain I endured under his spell was to my soul. I died many times, fighting his will. And every time, he pulled me back. I do not belong here."

Weird went white.  The identity of the madman had to be known! It had to be know quickly! His necromancy had crossed the final taboo of the art. He had transgressed on the spirit! The consequences of that fact put the whole world at risk, unless he was sealed in the non-space between this world and the next!

"Tell me his name!" Weird demanded. "Tell me quickly!"







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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #546 on: May 19, 2012, 02:59:37 am »

Reudh gasped.  Something was very angry, and the elf with his lips sewn shut appeared somewhat agitated.

((Is Weird a ghost, or a forumite?))

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #547 on: May 19, 2012, 03:04:53 am »

Forumite.

He learned necromancy in the first thread.
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« Reply #548 on: May 19, 2012, 03:15:29 am »

In that case:

Reudh flinched as Weird roared at the elf. He was very agitated, almost nervous.

The stone-eyed elf flinched too.

"Weird, is everything alright?"

((yeah, I know i'm powergaming, but I figured it'd be useful to just have Reudh know everyone's names by now anyway.))

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #549 on: May 19, 2012, 03:18:31 am »

Eric wanders outside to get a view of the tower, and notices a trader in the depot with a single bin. He wanders over and asks, "Can I help you with something? Are you packing up or what?"

"I just got here! Would you like to trade? I have a lovely bin of XX+cloth+XX for sale! Extra moist, free of charge!"

Suddenly, Eric is struck with a sensational idea, "Nope! But I'll take it anyway!" With that, he grabs the bin, holding it high over his head as he runs inside, laughing maniacally, and claims the mason's workshop, kicking Cog out and yelling at him for not doing as he'd asked and reporting news of the tunnel and tower. He tosses the bin on the ground and runs off to find a nice chunk of stone to use as a base for this wondrous creation...
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I make Spellcrafts!
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #550 on: May 19, 2012, 03:20:40 am »

Corai walks out of his room with his spear and begins to follow Eric.


"Whatchya doin'?" x1000.

(Corai has reverted to a child-like state of mind, atleast until he regains his senses. Which will probably happen when he dies and respawns.)
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Eric Blank

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #551 on: May 19, 2012, 03:27:25 am »

Corai walks out of his room with his spear and begins to follow Eric.


"Whatchya doin'?" x1000.

(Corai has reverted to a child-like state of mind, atleast until he regains his senses. Which will probably happen when he dies and respawns.)

"Grabbing some chert. But what form of chert... Jasper? We have some nice picture jasper deposits..." Eric walks over to a wall and cleaves off a massive boulder of picture jasper, lifting it high over his head as he carries it back to the workshop. "Must... Have... rough gems..." And he's off again, this time for some sort of gemstone, the crazy little kobold still in tow.
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #552 on: May 19, 2012, 03:31:38 am »

-I seem to have screwed my charecter up ATM, if anyone could find a way to slaughter me, please do. -

"You need a gemstone? I know where to get a gemstone. Theres a real big one at the tower."
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« Reply #553 on: May 19, 2012, 03:53:24 am »

Eric finds a pile of morganites in the stockpiles, says "eh, good enough." and heads back to the workshop where he begins work, followed by Corai, who tries to stand right in his way. Eric just picks him up by the shoulders and plops him down on the ground outside,a nd begins to work furiously on some project... That will take him more than 8 hours to complete. (Must sleep!)
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #554 on: May 19, 2012, 03:54:31 am »

The flying kobold lands on a granite boulder, the head taking full force of the impact!

Corai has been struck down for five seconds!



Gnight!
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