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Did you have fun with this?

Yes
- 4 (14.3%)
No
- 1 (3.6%)
It was fun for a long time but towards the end it just started to drag
- 6 (21.4%)
I wish I could have joined in.
- 17 (60.7%)

Total Members Voted: 28


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stormtemplar

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #360 on: May 18, 2012, 07:37:08 pm »

"I'm in on the friendly visit/murder plan" says stormtemplar. The fort should have some sort of self destruct that floods everything but the bunker with lava.
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It's needlessly complicated and a hazard to cats.

I'll take twenty!

wierd

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #361 on: May 18, 2012, 07:43:36 pm »

"Remember that thread about dealing with necromancer?" Weird asked, shaking the gore from his right hand. "The one where you lock the door, dig out the whole foundation of the tower except for a single support, hook it to a lever, evacuate the pit, and 'pull for pleasure'?"

"Not sure if I remember that one..." stormtemplar murmured.

"Oh, come on. Girinhat linked to it in her knowledgebase thread. Its listed under "crimes against nature".

The idea of bringing the whole cult of codcod down in one great, monumental catastrophe seemed like a great way to clean up the neighborhood.  He couldn't wait to get started.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #362 on: May 18, 2012, 07:47:21 pm »

"Isn't Corai in that tower? We'd need to get him out first."
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #363 on: May 18, 2012, 07:51:14 pm »

I freed him, remember?
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wierd

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #364 on: May 18, 2012, 07:54:31 pm »

(My character, and corai's character are arch-enemies. That's why he picked a room as far away from the kobold room as is possible. Corai attempts to kill my character at every opportunity, and dropping him with the tower would not be something weird joykill would lose even a wink of sleep over. In fact, he would sleep *better* because of it. Besides, corai is practically immortal. He died like 6 times in the last thread. :) )
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #365 on: May 18, 2012, 08:03:56 pm »

I died far more. Being a kobold AND KodKod's first worshipper means alot of death!


And wow, I expected MORE posts while I slept!


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Saurinae

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #366 on: May 18, 2012, 08:43:53 pm »

Right now me and a small army of workers are building walls and fortifications in weak-points in out defenses.
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Eric Blank

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #367 on: May 18, 2012, 08:52:35 pm »

"Remember that thread about dealing with necromancer?" Weird asked, shaking the gore from his right hand. "The one where you lock the door, dig out the whole foundation of the tower except for a single support, hook it to a lever, evacuate the pit, and 'pull for pleasure'?"

"Not sure if I remember that one..." stormtemplar murmured.

"Oh, come on. Girinhat linked to it in her knowledgebase thread. Its listed under "crimes against nature".

The idea of bringing the whole cult of codcod down in one great, monumental catastrophe seemed like a great way to clean up the neighborhood.  He couldn't wait to get started.

As Head Stoneworker I whole-heartedly approve of this plan! I'll get started on the designations right away!
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #368 on: May 18, 2012, 09:02:11 pm »

Right now me and a small army of workers are building walls and fortifications in weak-points in out defenses.

Where are the weak points here?

Spoiler: Map of the Fort (click to show/hide)

Extensive above-ground fortifications.
2nd floor not good enough?

Fully supplied emergency bunker, plenty of beds, deep underground (but not in caverns), and it should have a situation room. I think it would be a good investment, given our track record.

Smart thinking!  Got any ideas for the dimensions?

A properly excavated and isolated section of cavern would be beneficial as well though.

Trees, "grass", cropland.

Protection from invaders and fliers.

Useful!  Like your lab?
« Last Edit: May 18, 2012, 09:08:26 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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Saurinae

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #369 on: May 18, 2012, 09:03:21 pm »

I'm talking about our whole area.
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #370 on: May 18, 2012, 09:03:58 pm »

You realise our story-map is not your map, right?


And I claimed a room! Im not sleeping with my idiotic workforce!
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #371 on: May 18, 2012, 09:05:49 pm »

You realise our story-map is not your map, right?


And I claimed a room! Im not sleeping with my idiotic workforce!

Which room?  And I made that map based on the areas that were written in the thead, so it is pretty accurate.

Saurinae, you and your kobold chose a room yet?
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #372 on: May 18, 2012, 09:07:00 pm »

The one furthest from the kobold-room. As I said.


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Saurinae

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #373 on: May 18, 2012, 09:08:06 pm »

First; She is my wife.
Second; I'll probably go make a house near the trees, hopefully a spring in that forest.
Third; I'm trying to make a fortress like area so we have access to the surface and only have one way in.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #374 on: May 18, 2012, 09:09:37 pm »

First; She is my wife.
Second; I'll probably go make a house near the trees, hopefully a spring in that forest.
Third; I'm trying to make a fortress like area so we have access to the surface and only have one way in.

There IS only one way in...
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