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[Reudh]

Reudh bursts into the camp at probably the wrong time. His push-dagger is still concealed in his vest, but is ready to be pulled out at a moment's notice.

"I'm a dwarf!" he yells to no-one in particular.

[Splint]

"Looks like the 'bolds are itchin' for a fight. Who else votes we gut the goblin bait?" Splint says, taking a place directly behind Corai. "I never liked you little pukes, but for what it's worth, glad I know you runts now." He raises his pike, ready to assist in the inevitable fight that seems to be approaching.

[Corai]

"Glad I know you too, where else will I get my socks?" he said as he, and the other twelve kobolds begin gutting elf-goblin legs and removing Phalluses with there stone-spears.

[stormtemplar]

"I'm with you splint, let's just hear them explain before we kill them. Corpses can't answer questions. Or would you prefer to kill them and sack the tower and see what we find out?" says stormtemplar

[Eric Blank]

Reudh bursts into the camp at probably the wrong time. His push-dagger is still concealed in his vest, but is ready to be pulled out at a moment's notice.

"I'm a dwarf!" he yells to no-one in particular.

"The hell does that have to do with anything?"
Turning back to the elves; "You should leave, now. There will be no cannibalism in a dwarven settlement, and no "hospitality" from you lot."

[stormtemplar]

"Oops, Too late" Says stormtemplar, swinging his sword at the nearest elf, slicing open the chest. "Capture one for me will ya"

[Splint]

"No time like the present then! No explaining from this lot! Gut em all!" Splint shouts, following the kobolds into the screaming mess of injured and angry elf-goblins. "But you heard the Templar! Keep one alive!!" A smash into a skull carried him fully into the fight. Good thing those first few couldn't walk anymore to begin with...

[Eric Blank]

Seeing the fight has already begun, "oh, what the hell?"

*swings pickaxe into elven bodies, tearing off limbs and impaling pitiful feminine bodies with ease*

[Mrhappyface]

*Sigh*
I start gathering up the traded mugs.

[Reudh]

Stuttering, Reudh turns to the grumpy other dwarf, and speaks.

"I... I'm a mason. I got kicked out of the mountainhome for using forbidden masonry methods... Would you be happy to let me into your camp? I can fight, too."

Fear coats his face, and he is sweating profusely.

[Eric Blank]

Stuttering, Reudh turns to the grumpy other dwarf, and speaks.

"I... I'm a mason. I got kicked out of the mountainhome for using forbidden masonry methods... Would you be happy to let me into your camp? I can fight, too."

Fear coats his face, and he is sweating profusely.

*too distracted smashing elf wenches into paste to notice*

"What was that? I can't hear you over this stupid bitches' wailing!"

[Corai]

A kobold runs up to Reudh, gives him a small boulder, mutters something about smashing skulls, and runs back into the battle.

[stormtemplar]

Stormtemplar beheads the elf he eviscerated and grabs another by the hair, punching it in unconsciousness. "Leave that one alive" He says, dodging a clumsily aimed wooden spear and stabbing its owner in the leg.

[wierd]

Tightening down the constriction port on the gas nozel so that only a tightlu focused plume would escape, he tugs on the cord labled "chloroform", and rushes onto the scene at the depot.

With quick angry thrusts, he shoves the nozles into their faces in turn, and watches with delight as their eyes curl back and futter before they hit the ground with a thud, each in turn.

[WillowLuman]

Holy crap, there were only 3 of them! Now, looks like weird's gassed them to death.