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Did you have fun with this?

Yes
- 4 (14.3%)
No
- 1 (3.6%)
It was fun for a long time but towards the end it just started to drag
- 6 (21.4%)
I wish I could have joined in.
- 17 (60.7%)

Total Members Voted: 28


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Author Topic: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued... FULL DISCLOSURE  (Read 266183 times)

Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #105 on: May 17, 2012, 10:04:50 pm »

Corai hisses, and kobolds run up to see, they also hiss, the elves return it. They were never good friends....

"Elf! Kill it!"
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
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Mrhappyface

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #106 on: May 17, 2012, 10:05:27 pm »

We all give them the thousand yard stare. I chop a tree.
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #107 on: May 17, 2012, 10:05:48 pm »

Smoke elf-herb and partake of cannibalism? Well, unless you're not a human. They probably have some +dwarf biscuits+ though. Maybe even some +kobold soup+?

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Splint

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #108 on: May 17, 2012, 10:06:55 pm »

Err.... No... Thank you though. Even i have certain bounds I won't cross.... There's plenty of ants around here to eat instead... Oh! A Fisher Berry!

Saurinae

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #109 on: May 17, 2012, 10:07:30 pm »

I just say the consuming of the sentient is okay as long as it is not cannibalism.
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Nevermind the disturbingly knowing look that kobold has on her face. That dwarf SHOULD be embarrased!

Splint

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #110 on: May 17, 2012, 10:08:55 pm »

I just don't like the thought of what broiled goblin tastes like.... Probably like dirt and sewage.

wierd

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #111 on: May 17, 2012, 10:10:51 pm »

 It was nearly dark now.  Lugging the pot full of reeds and berries back toward the glimmering sentry light of the crudely fashioned and hurriedly constructed beginnings of a new fortress, weird was stunned by what he saw.

There in front of him, were elves.

Horrible. Singing. Elves.

Hugo's ghost looked a little disturbed, and indeed, for some bizzare reason these elves were wearing troll skins, and were armed with stone weapons instead of their usual wooden dildoswords and toothpicks.

Thinking fast, he dumped the contents of the pot there on the path, next to a large stone boulder, and hastily hooked the reaction tank back up into his rig.

He was running low on supplies... but he thought he could muster some mustard gas, or some phosgene if needed.

Getting it ready, he slipped around the depot out of sight, and came around the long way....

If there was gonna be trouble, he was ready.  Elves would hit the ground before they could toss a single spear.

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Reudh

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #112 on: May 17, 2012, 10:12:07 pm »

A stout little dwarf was on the outskirts of the new camp.

This was Reudh, mason extraordinare. He could see the elves off in the distance, so he felt it was best to remain hidden for now, before coming into the camp.

Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #113 on: May 17, 2012, 10:12:45 pm »

Kobolds quickly grabbed there own stone spears they fashioned, the only thing keeping a small-battle happening was the fact that dwarves were in the way. And that was only cause they were bigger then they.

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Eric Blank

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #114 on: May 17, 2012, 10:14:24 pm »

I of course leave my block-production operation to yell at the elves for standing on the contruction site, waving a pickaxe angrily.
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Splint

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #115 on: May 17, 2012, 10:15:10 pm »

"Huh boy... Ghost rummaging through things, kobolds grabbing weapons...." The dirty and confused individual slips into the midst of the kobolds, a bent copper pike raised. "This is gonna get ugly, isn't it..."

Eric Blank

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #116 on: May 17, 2012, 10:16:21 pm »

Only if ugly is elf-head baseball.
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Saurinae

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #117 on: May 17, 2012, 10:17:36 pm »

So.. I guess that means i have no morals?
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Splint

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #118 on: May 17, 2012, 10:18:39 pm »

Ugly means us coated in blood and tacking more horrible things onto our growing list of psychiatric issues.

Kofthefens

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #119 on: May 17, 2012, 10:19:00 pm »

Kofthefens hears the racket and slowly approaches through a wall. He quietly loads his crossbow...
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