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It was fun for a long time but towards the end it just started to drag
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #915 on: May 24, 2012, 01:48:15 am »

Hope Mrhappy can help finish the fight scene before I need to sleep.

Moving quickly, the dwarf kicked the figure's legs from under it. He may be augmented, but he was never given real training, so he did not expect to be stabbed in the foot after kicking the figure hard in the chest. As he recoiled, he noticed the figure was losing a lot of blood. Probably wouldn't slow down until it lost all of it, though.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #916 on: May 24, 2012, 01:56:19 am »

Mrhappyface smiled when he saw the proximity of the mysterious figure near 2B. He wasn't sure why he installed the ARMOK Suicide Explosive devices in them. But now he knew. He pressed 2B's killswitch.

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #917 on: May 24, 2012, 02:06:42 am »

The figure did not expect the enemy to suddenly combust. Bowled over by the sudden flash of fire, it lay on the ground, feeling it's face. The cowl had been blown off, revealing the face of a female human. She reached into a pouch of her sash, removed a flower, and placed it under her tongue. In moments she was dead.

Something is wrong, thought the apprentice. By now the agent should have sent the messenger bird. He sighed, disappointed. It happened every other year. The old master must have entrapped his agent, again. Perhaps it was time to stop sending them to check, since it was so risky. With this, he thought no more on the matter.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #918 on: May 24, 2012, 02:08:38 am »

Well, I'm gonna retire for the night. Still got 3 agents left, and they're heading for KodKod's tower. Everything went better than expected.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #919 on: May 24, 2012, 05:15:56 am »

Reudh found the stone eyed elf.

"Mr Stone Eyed Elf, I am going to help you now."

Cracking his knuckles, Reudh prepared his skills again. He shaped the stone eye so that it refracted light like a real eye, giving the elf semblance of sight - (shadows, light areas, etc)...

[There should be a side effect of using this skill so often. Reudh doesn't feel it, but others around him are likely too. My thought is he may accidentally kill the elf, or cause his mind to thrall to Reudh's, purely by accident.]

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #920 on: May 24, 2012, 06:48:07 am »

Wierd was getting ready to put the first elf into the Long Sleep, when Oliolli set his hand on wierd's shoulder.
"You're obviously troubled by this. You sure it has to be you who does this? I can give them a quick, painless death, if you need me to."

Human town far away (outside our maps)
Osp Cademen was the best warrior in Abliapap. He had over 700 notable kills to his name, along with 400 other kills. He had even managed to kill up to 60 goblin attackers during one siege. He was a legendary warrior in every respect. He had even refused to be made into a higher-ranking officer or a royal guard, simply because he would no longer be in the middle of the battle in that case. Drinking his ale in the guard's dormitories, he kept his eyes focused on the new guard recruit.
"...and over in the corner is Osp Cadamen. I am sure you have heard of him."
"The Osp Cadamen?"
"That's me. It's always good to get some new blood around here. Pleasure to meet you."
Osp was known and respected by everyone in the town, especially the town's 20 other guards, who he had saved on numerous occasions.

Oliolli's spirit approached the target. This would be too easy.

Without any warning, Osp grabbed his axe and cleaved the new recruit in two, as well as the man who had been guiding the recruit around. By the time the other guards noticed what was going on and had grabbed their weapons, Osp had already killed seven more. Being the best equipped and most skilled soldier around, Osp had no trouble dispatching the remaining 12. The guard gone, no-one was able to save the remaining townsfolk from Osp/Oliolli's wrath. Possession was a skill Oliollis were not supposed to use, except in a dire emergency. Then again, Oliolli no longer cared about the rules. All that mattered now was that Oliolli had to die.


OOC: I'll have to figure out a way to distinguish the Oliolli I usually post about from all the other Oliollis. Maybe he's the only one (apart from Oliolli with no other name?)
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #921 on: May 24, 2012, 07:16:22 am »

Unofficially the yellow one could be "Yellolli" or "Oliospi".

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #922 on: May 24, 2012, 07:22:03 am »

The thing about Oliolli is that he used to be the character I primarily used. Then all hell broke loose, literally. He just couldn't stand the tumbleweed demons.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #923 on: May 24, 2012, 09:06:36 am »

It would be funny if you posted a fake adventure mode log for Osp-iolli
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #924 on: May 24, 2012, 11:12:56 am »

I'm back.  The Planeswalker battle has raged on while you all were doing all of that.  Time for me to end it.

In the end, Ajani was thrown out of the plane by Bolas's power.  Nothing could seem to stop him.  Zanzetkuken awoke just before Ajani was thrown out.  When he was, three words in the dragon-shout language came to mind.  He did not know if they would work, but he shouted them at Bolas.

"FOS FEIM UL!"

The shout did work.  With unforeseen power.  It launched Bolas out of the plane, and banned this plane, and the dragon home plane, from entrance by planeswalkers, except for those who had their spark originate there, and those they allowed.  If the ones allowed were banned by another, that planeswalker (the allowed one) would immediately be forced out.  It also did something else.  It transformed HugoLuman's spirit into a living dragon, and gave him, Corai, and the Scorpion Elf activated planeswalker sparks.


Now say you are welcome.  I have some cards I could give you as starter decks.   :D
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #925 on: May 24, 2012, 11:25:33 am »

Holy Flarg!
60 pages in 7 days?
You guys work FAST
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #926 on: May 24, 2012, 11:28:28 am »

We sure do  :D
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #927 on: May 24, 2012, 11:40:21 am »

MrHappyface toyed with some of the robotic scraps in Gizogin's workshop. He really should see that cyborgs, not robots are the wave of the future. The 16 remaining cyborgs were experimenting with their new Hammerhead Flechette Delivery System, spiking target dummies in the shape of a dragon, kobold, and an elf. The individual nanites in the body can be clustered together to form nail-like projectiles, and then ejected out of forearm mounted ports.


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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #928 on: May 24, 2012, 01:03:48 pm »

The network sent an urgent message to Maectur, who told it to Zanzetkuken.

"So, he's gearing up for war.  Send the Invisimancer after him.  He should know not to try to threaten our nation.  Make sure the Invisimancer only threatens him, not kill him."


Note: the Invisimancer is a human stealth warrior, loyal to the dragon civilization.  The spells he uses upon himself makes him immune to anything smaller than a 250 year old European dragon.  And, he cannot be detected, since he is invisible to all wavelengths, when he chooses to be.  Does have a weakness though.  It is his family.  Cannot tell you where they are, since they are on a different continent in a different realm.  Also, he will not take you to the citadel, and when he takes you, all you will do is disappear.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #929 on: May 24, 2012, 02:27:57 pm »

[That's quite ridiculous, really. If your civilization is to respond with force to any preparations to kill dragons as a whole, which certainly includes dealing with wild dragons, hydras, and similarly large and tough megabeasts, then our foreign policy will certainly have to be changed. Assassins and spies will have to be branded invaders, captured, stripped down and interrogated, and shipped back in their skivvies with no recollection of their time spent within eyeshot of our fortress, and even traders will have to be guarded by the magically inclined or ethereal at all times. If it persists, then... At least the stoneworkers will have plenty of orders for extra-large -and small- coffins.]
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