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Did you have fun with this?

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It was fun for a long time but towards the end it just started to drag
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I wish I could have joined in.
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #900 on: May 23, 2012, 11:34:05 pm »

We may have to be... um... inventive here. Some of the grafted and hybridized ones may not die as easily. There might be some plants that Thari created that are even more deadly, or attack other parts of the body with their toxins. Some of the inorganic grafts might not even be poisonable. It'll probably work for most of them, and there are only 20 of them.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #901 on: May 23, 2012, 11:36:06 pm »

-This is quite good! I cant WAIT for the elf genocide! But....why exactly? There freaking super-elves that think like DWARVES. They should be welcomed with open arms!-
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #902 on: May 23, 2012, 11:39:35 pm »

Yes, it's just that a few of them can't live with themselves and wish to die. Most of them are stable, though. They seem to want to form their own settlement, so I guess they can be neighbors.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #903 on: May 23, 2012, 11:41:03 pm »

-Well Hugo, just keep your elves away from my elves this typo, it burns. Help me. They cant have any copper! Which yeah, I am using this as a excuse so I dont have to spam every page with kobold kobold kobold.-

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #904 on: May 23, 2012, 11:42:24 pm »

If they can breathe, and have an organic brain, the chlorofom will do them in.

Plant would be harder.  I wasn't trained in herbicides.  All the methods routinely used modernly would be....viciously painful.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #905 on: May 24, 2012, 12:26:39 am »

Eric stumbled around the tower rather blindly, this being the first time he'd ever seen the interior of the tower or known anything whatsoever about it, enjoying the scenery and admiring the ☼kitchen laced with blood☼ and ☼healing goop☼. It was some of the scariest shit he'd ever seen, employed in a most wicked and terrible fashion. He talked to some of the elves, asking them about the tower. Oddly, nobody knew anything useful. Being one to absorb information like a rabid giant sponge and to demand explanations, he kept looking. Every scrap of paper, every book, every inch of caligraphy along the walls and ceilings. The monster must have left some sort of clue as to what it was thinking while doing these things, or how this could happen. He stumbled into the dining room and admired the ceiling of various peoples' hides sewn together. Or rather, vomitted all over the table.

Figuring that this was a rather terrible place to remain, he continued wandering aimlessly down every passageway. He came to a library of sorts; a small room with a few bookshelves, containing such titles as It must have been Thralldom, The Tower and the Elf, The History of The Tower and- wait, what did that say? My friend Kodkod. Mind = blown. He absolutely must read this. Figuring he was the only one that didn't know by that point, he stuffed it in his coat's pocket. In fact, taking a wheelbarrow full of books back to his office sounded like a good idea. He had a chisel and his pick on him so all he had to do was build a coffer with stone wheels on it. Simple enough. There weren't any stones available for it, so he just took a chunk of wall out and shaped it up within ten minutes. Stuffing the books inside and leaving it in the corner behind the shelves, he continued the tour of the tower. Soon, though, he came upon a room with a throne and table in it, adjacent to what was obviously the master bedroom. On the table was a pair of stone slabs, just like the one that he had been given. There was, however, evidence in the dust layer that 3 more were missing and had been recently snatched, probably by his comrades. One of the missing slabs was likely his own. However, one of the remaining ones read "The Secrets of Life and Death."

Yes! He'd found it! Now he didn't need to prod Joykill with tangential questions to get his answers later. Being extremely excited, he nabbed the stone and made a mad dash out of the room, ignoring the other slab. The library seemed like an appropriate place to return to, but the hallways were just too busy with elves to hide effectively, so he hid the slab with his undershirt and walked out as if hauling a package. He soon made it to the library, shut the door, stuffed the package under the books in the coffer with it's tiny wheels, and began rolling the thing down the halls and out the door like a particularly cumbersome travel suitcase. Joykill of course stopped him at the door and demanded to know what he was doing.

"Found a library of books, figured I'd try to figure out what happened to Kodkod. Don't worry about it; I'll store them on a shelf in the public halls and we can review them fully when you're done here. And don't you worry either, elf, we of course can return them later. The possibility of losing historical information in such a turmoltuous situation such as this is just too high, so it's better to store them elsewhere until you're all settled. I'll also have Cog come by to do charcoal rubbings of all the caligraphy."

Satisfied, Wierd and the elf returned to their conversation. Flawless victory, he thought as he returned to the fort and organized the books on an empty shelf, taking the slab and the hidden book back to his office where he would study them both thoroughly.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #906 on: May 24, 2012, 12:48:35 am »

HugoLuman looked on. Should have guessed sooner, he thought. Well, we all have our secrets, Eric. Hugo continued to the throne room, searching it again. He was sure he had gathered everything containing special knowledge in his first 3 sweeps, but he had to be sure Eric wasn't getting anything he wasn't. It was too dangerous.

HugoLuman looked at the other slabs, and sighed in relief. They all simply depicted Kodkod being worshiped or doing horrible things to scorpions. Going back down to stealthily observe Eric, HugoLuman saw that Eric had dropped a book. He flipped it open. Pain and Pleasure, by the Apprentice, yet to earn a name.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #907 on: May 24, 2012, 12:53:55 am »

Eric looked hungrily at the slab. To his dismay, however, he could not read it; almost every inch of it was covered with elvish notes in chalk and paint. Some diagrams were circled, with notes next to them reading "inefficient," "painless," "unhappy," or "needs investigation." Perhaps if he wiped it all off... but then again, this information might be useful. First transcribe, then wipe.

Down in the dining hall, the former elves were gathered. In the middle of the room was a slab they had hauled down, which depicted Kodkod and the master sitting on thrones of skulls. A graftee with chitinous skin approached the slab, raising a mattock. "To all symbols of tyranny!" The mattock came down, smashing the slab into 3 pieces.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #908 on: May 24, 2012, 12:57:03 am »

Mrhappyface drank from a bottle of dwarf cola as he finished smelting some of the steel. It's been a long day of work and he needed some amusement.
He picked 4, two male and two female agents. With their dark trenchcoats, sunglasses, and powerful crossbows, there was an unmistakable aura of awe that surrounded them. Gizogin called them tacky, and that flesh merged with machine is still weak flesh, but Mrhappyface knew better. Adjusting the monitor so that it read the optic feeds from the 4 of his prototype cybernetic agents, he then sent them the instructions through their neurochip.
"Clear out tower designation KodKod. Recover any artifacts you find. And don't get killed!"
They nodded, and without a word, turned invisible and left.
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #909 on: May 24, 2012, 01:02:42 am »

A kobold merchant, who had gotten lost in the fort with her two pack-kittens, walks into the forge.


"Excuse me, do you know how to SHINIEEEEEEE. IS THIS A FORGE. DID YOU MAKE THOSE WALKING SHINIES?"

-Mrhappyface is the only person in the fort aside from Splint. Splints in his room, dont think Happyface will be happy with playing with himself?-
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #910 on: May 24, 2012, 01:03:52 am »

A kobold merchant, who had gotten lost in the fort with her two pack-kittens, walks into the forge.


"Excuse me, do you know how to SHINIEEEEEEE. IS THIS A FORGE. DID YOU MAKE THOSE WALKING SHINIES?"

-Mrhappyface is the only person in the fort aside from Splint. Splints in his room, dont think Happyface will be happy with playing with himself?-
Well Splint, me, and 16 cyber dwarves.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #911 on: May 24, 2012, 01:04:51 am »

As the two agents crept through the woods, one of them suddenly collided with another figure creeping around. The two fell backwards, and looked at each other.

The newcomer was a humanoid, of indeterminate race or gender due to being wrapped tightly in a light garment of mottled black cloth, presumably for camouflage. It had a sash around it's body, dotted with many throwing knives. For a moment the two looked at each other in surprise; somehow the person seemed to sense their location despite the cloaking devices. Then the camouflaged figure drew out two huge, serrated steel knives.

The figure moved fast, faster than the augmented agents had expected. With a series of quick, forceful jabs to the neck, one of the dwarves was paralyzed. The shrouded figure brought one of it's knives quickly into the chest and pulled it out, before rounding on the other dwarf. The dwarf was prepared, though.
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« Reply #912 on: May 24, 2012, 01:31:59 am »

"Agent 2B incapacitated" warbled out the computer. Mrhappyface spat out his dwarf cola. What the heck was happening? They were his masterpieces! The very paragon of the dwarven body, a perfect merging of flesh and machine. The vitals of 2B was dropping, but 2A was still normal. 1A and 1B were a long ways off, encountering no trouble.
But that wasn't the problem.The other agent seemed to be fighting a dark, shrouded figure, but it was hard to tell with such low visibility. Her shots went wide, and the assassin was effortlessly dodging the bolts.
Where was Team 1, dammit!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #913 on: May 24, 2012, 01:41:35 am »

The figure punched the dwarf in the left arm, and the sub-dermal plates cracked from the blow. The dwarf retaliated, though, and in a lucky shot managed to rip the figure's left hand clean off. The agonizing injury produced only a short hiss of pain, like from a stubbed toe, and didn't seem to break the figure's concentration.

The dwarf quickly seized the dropped knife, and the two stared each other down, each with a crippled arm and each with a blade.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #914 on: May 24, 2012, 01:44:45 am »

[Well this certainly sounds fun... Those poor cyber-assassino-dorfs. Never underestimate goblin ninjas!]
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