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[Kofthefens]

"We have a problem," Kofthefens announced. "A problem bigger than the army of centipedes dancing at our door. If we're not careful, we'll have a million more like it. I found their nest. There are millions upon millions of eggs- and it looks like they're hatching. We have to kill them. Kill them with fire."

[Oliolli]

Someone get me Julius Robert Oppenheimer!

[Gizogin]

Hey, what's going on back there?  Are the patients all right?  Wait, where's Oliolli?  Well, why didn't you stop him?
Argh, stupid programming!  When I told you to watch the patients, that implies that you should tell me if their status changes!  He wasn't ready for discharge yet!

[WillowLuman]

The simple solution; magma. If not, dragonfire. If not, coat with flamable liquid. Then dragonfire.

Waiting for weird before continuing with the person bound in the basement.

[Splint]

SPlint shook his head after waking up. A little nap seemed like a good idea since, as far as he knew, everyhting was safe. As were his collections of charred goblin skulls. He stepped out of his room and looked across. The Kobold den was ajar, which was odd. "Yo, COrai why'd-" He stopped as he was greeted by a stone wall. "Uh huh..... Well then." Splint raised his sort-of straightened out pike, and jammed it between the boulders, slowly prying them apart.

[Reudh]

Reudh heard Corai's cry, and rushed to the boulder. Splint was already there, attempting to open it.

Getting his cinnabar-clay hammer out, he did the same as Splint; wedging the handle end into the slight gap, and tried to work it.

"Corai, if any of you are able to help us move this, Splint and I are here to help."

Splint and Reudh managed to get the gap a little bit more open, working together.

Reudh could see the little Kobold with the blue eyes peering at them from behind the wall, but staying still.

Suddenly, the handle of Reudh's hammer shattered!

"Blast, my hammer! The handle's broken!"

[Corai]

"My kobolds are either dead or passed out, we tried to push them out." Corai said. "Oh, we also made some games. Towers and titans."

[Oliolli]

Reaching the tower, Oliolli quickly made sure he understood it's dimensions. Height, width, lenght. Keeping these in mind, he stepped into the tower and made his way to the top floor, instantly understanding that his idea had had something to it: based on the towers height, the average height of a single floor and the amount of floors he had climbed, there were still several floors between him and the top of the tower. No matter how hard he searched, he couldn't find any way to get to one of the upper floors from the inside. So he left the tower and started climbing the outer walls.

[Reudh]

"Alright.

Uhm, Splint, Corai, can you make sure no one is looking at the boulder? I'm going to try to work on it."

Reudh cracks his knuckles and prepares to utilise his masonry skills.

[Corai]

"Okay, oh, there sleeping. They passed out from exhaustion." he said turning around.


"Dwarves, so secretive of there masonry!"

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"Can someone tell me why, when I was trying to make a spark duplicator, I managed to build a Halo: Reach Forge-bot?" shouted Zanzetkuken from his lab.
Note: none of you can reach me, since I have raised the bridges to my lab.  Well, all except the ghosts...

[Mrhappyface]

Mrhappyface woke up with a yawn and rolled out of bed. On the floor, there were several empty bottles of Dwarf Cola. His head hurt, but it always did in the morning.
Well, the best cure for a headache was a good day's work anyways. He got his protective clothing on, and started trodding down to the hallway to the smelter. He scratched his head.
"Now where is that Biohazard box?"
Then he saw the tiny footprints in the coal dust nearby. Uh-oh. If one kobold got it, that means...Damnit Corai! I am not going to have this fort become another Raccoon City!

[Reudh]

Concentrating as hard as he could, Reudh continued crafting the stone. With only his beard, he shaped the snapped off half-boulder into many microcline overcoats, that somehow (defying the laws of physics) were supple like chainmail. He then took another small piece of the boulder and repaired the handle of his mishmash hammer.

The boulder was now light enough for Corai, Splint and Reudh to free the Kobolds.

[WillowLuman]

WARNING: stone chainmail is brittle!

Captain Ironblood saw the others trying to get some stones free, and ran over to help. Then he saw Reudh. "Ye gods, are ye doing what I think ye are? They'd stone ye or hang ye where I come from ya ken!"

Oliolli, if you get to the top room, secure those books. Don't read them though; they contain evil knowledge.

[Corai]

"Thank you Reudh! Your a lifesaver, I was about to so beserk if I had to spend another second with my kobolds." he said, then he saw Ironbold.


"Hey, I know you! I saw you one time before I stopped being a thief! I set your beard on fire in my escape!"