Weird shook his head..
"I told you we should have burned those books..." he muttered. "But you were right too, there was a silver lining, even in that rancorous old musty tome... saved your life after you jumped off that tower, remember?"
Hugo just breathed hard in exasperation.
"It might help, if they understood, or would at least, hear why I have been working with that filthy thing to begin with, and more importantly, what I've been discovering as a consequence."
"What do you mean?" Asked hugo.
"Well, for starters, I have precisely ZERO interest in revivng crazy bitch. Only an idiot would even contemplate that. I went through studious efforts to ensure she COULDN'T be raised, in fact. Might help if the knew that."
"Go on.."
"I only started looking into those rotten velum sheets of gods knows what animal she printed her filth on, after the rats started terrorizing me in the night, to try and learn what connection she had with them. What I found there troubled me greatly, and I worked as if the worst possible case had come to pass, looking for how she made them, and for possible ways to unmake them, if needed. Their continued assaults on my person and mind did nothing to disuade me, and only made the necessity of such ...obscene... action necessary all the more clear. That they can indeed be reasoned with, and aren't beings of pure, unrestrained cruelty and hate is a great relief! You have no idea! At least there's hope then!"
"So you won't conduct any more research?"
"That's the tricky part... while researching my genocidal terror weapon, I have learned some very troubling things about the mutants spawning out on the lawn."
"Oh?"
"They are 'this' close to developing dangerous syndrome causing processes. What they might consider to be following after the "dearly departed's" footsteps, might actually just be me looking into the origins and natures of those creatures, looking for possible solutions to a problem that hasn't fully manifest yet, but looks like it will, and really soon. It's really bad. A good deal of the symptoms of the disease I had been working on actually came from exhaustive analysis of the swamp monsters that have been beating down our doorway for the past 3 months. Earlier today, when we first discussed this? I went out explicitly to get a fresh sample, to guage how far along the problem has progressed. We *really* need to clean that mess up, and soon."
"What about the rats then? What should I tell them?"
"Give them Thari's treatise on unspeakable attrocities, and help them drop it into a fire? It would make me sleep easier knowing it was destroyed... it's a dangerous temptation.. especially to somebody as addicted to knowledge as I am. Its a goddamn pandora's box, and just look what's come out. They want it destroyed? Good. We agree. Let's burn it."
Hugo blinked at him.
"And about your research?"
"I really can't afford to stop studying the swamp monsters. The syndromes the swamp life is evolving would effect them as well as us. It's in our mutual interests for me to continue. Tell them what I've told you about it. The big bundle I gave you earlier has a lot of details in it, mingled with a lot of research on weaponizing it safely.... the latter part we can destroy it would seem. The former? Could prove invaluable, if we don't stop the madness outside before it visits death on us all."
"That poses a bit of a problem." Said hugo tiredly. "They expect you to *completely* stop what you are doing, and won't be able to tell one from the other."
Weird slung his head down, and looked at his feet, then heaved a deep sigh. This was tedious, and felt a lot like a hostage situation; with him and the rest of the fortress as the hostages.
"I can stop for now, and clear the labspace tonight. But I need to convey to them how important it is that I keep working. Unless they want what's bubbling in that swamp to turn this whole area into a deathtrap."
"I don't..."
"Make it happen. However you got in contact with them, if I can talk too, it would greatly improve this situation............" he paused..... "or cement the fact that I'm a killer...." ... "whichever comes first."
"I'll see what I can do."
"Allright.. I'm gonna go get clean, put this salt someplace safe until I get the greenlight to work again, break down the labware, and come back with that rotten book in a few hours. After that, I am gonna sleep. But they had better keep up their end of the deal. If I see a single one, staring at me with those oppressively watchful little eyes, and chittering at me in the dark, they are gonna be crispy, got it?"
"Don't kill any, weird. Seriously. Don't do it."
"I won't bother them, if they don't bother me. I don't like killing things at all, but their tresspasses aren't making me very amenable. No tresspassing. Tresspassers will be violated. End of story. I don't stalk them down in their homes, and stare at them when THEY sleep!"
Hugo shook his head frustratedly.
"Can you at least not kill any, at least for tonight? Please? Just in case some disobey the agreement?"
Weird bit his upper lip.
"I'll put peepers in the closet tonight... he won't be happy about it.. probably keep me up all night pecking at the door to get out... but fine. Just for tonight. But they really need to learn about common dignities of how you should treat people. Even the nicest people become mean and cruel when pushed to far, and they've pushed REALLY far. "
Hugo looked down at the floor.
Weird sighed sympathetically at him.
"Hugo,.." he started, "they say that compromise, is a condition where the only thing that the negotiators can agree on is that they aren't happy. I just want them out of my room, and to respect the privacy of my home. They do that, and I won't toast them to crisps on sight. I'l see what I can do about peepers eating them tomorrow, even if I have to go talk to eric about it, though I dont relish his involvement. He's a surefire solution to the problem though... I am willing to work with them, but I won't be ruled by them. If the aggression continues, the aggression will continue."
Weird patted his friend on the head.
"Being a peacemaker is a big pair of shoes to fill, and is by no means an easy job. I don't want to make it difficult for you, but I can't accept being bullied either. I am open to reason, but not demands."
He headed for the door.
"I'll be back with "her rotteness's" little bedtime story book later. Maybe you can find some way to let them know? I have so much to do to get everything taken down and put up. I'd better get busy, if I don't want to look like a slouch by sleeping in. Think about this, and we'll talk more when I get back, OK?"
And with that, the necromancer left the room, shut the door behind him, and started down the hall to catch peepers...