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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3810 on: August 07, 2012, 09:31:17 pm »

[Speaking of which, need to advance that plot of him being in Clockwork's domain. Fate worse than death if Clockwork gets him.]
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3811 on: August 07, 2012, 09:45:00 pm »

[Actually, it's not for MrHappyFace, though it would certainly hold him if he were to show up again.  No, it's for Lana.  Gizo X seems to think she's seriously dangerous, and he's taken it upon himself to rectify the situation.]
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3812 on: August 07, 2012, 09:57:51 pm »

[Somehow I don't see this ending well.  Weird considers her suspect, but there is insufficient evidence to act. He would not assist X in this task.]
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3813 on: August 07, 2012, 10:00:27 pm »

[Well yes, there is insufficient evidence.  Hence the prison, instead of just killing her.  He needs to be absolutely sure before he makes a move.]

[EDIT: I have stuff to do in the morning, so I'm off to bed.  I won't be back for a while.]
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3814 on: August 07, 2012, 10:12:58 pm »

[Actually, it's not for MrHappyFace, though it would certainly hold him if he were to show up again.  No, it's for Lana.  Gizo X seems to think she's seriously dangerous, and he's taken it upon himself to rectify the situation.]
[Thought so]

Vemini looked at the three in the unfinished structure. One was fairly human (or dwarven, it was a little hard to tell,) but the others... not so much. Scaly and fishy. He supposed that they could decide what to do with them when the others got back.

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3815 on: August 07, 2012, 10:35:19 pm »

Rounding up the peasant group, and Othob as well, who was now more or less recovered from his ngumrash fever, Reudh took them to a newly tilled plot, that Kenozi was working on.

Looking up, Kenozi stood tall. The peasants cowered away from the stony-eyed elf, who smiled calmly at them.

"Reudh, I have tilled the field. We can now begin planting."

The peasants all took a few seeds, and began planting them spaced out in the patch. Kenozi stood back a little, breathing a little heavily from his exertions. Some part of him, perhaps his long forgotten elven heritage, approved of these dwarves giving life to the plants. Perhaps their peoples were not so different after all.

Reudh kept half the patch seperate for his coffee cherries. He put some of the leaves in a stone bowl he'd made with a lid; it stood almost as tall as the dwarf. He supplied the mulch bowl with some soil and a worm or two; leaving it to rot for a few weeks would provide nutritious compost for the soil. This was going to be a fine farm plot.

The peasants seemed still a bit wary of the elf watching them, especially Othob. The poor sod was terrified and tried to stay far away from Kenozi while still doing his job.


Having finished planting, Reudh told the peasants to go find a bucket; fill it with any water and come back to the farm plot.

All but Othob, of course.

"Othob, what makes you so afraid of Kenozi? He's a nice person," Reudh asked the quivering lump of dwarf that was Othob.

"He... his eyes... they look like a demon's eyes... They look like they will eat me up..."

Kenozi suddenly looked weary. "Dwarf, I will not harm you. I made a vow that I would never harm or think ill of a dwarf for the rest of my life, for they gave me life once again. Without the dwarves you live with, I would likely be dead, or worse, still impaled on Thari's gibbet as flesh for her minions. Hence, when I joined this fortress, I have now forsaken my elven heritage. I am a dwarf in all but body, now. I owe my sight to Reudh, and my life to Wierd, for it was he that killed Thari."

Othob stopped cowering, then with a pale look on his face, he spoke.

"Mr Elf, I think you are a good person... but them eyes frighten me so. I think I can be nice to you and not scared, but I can't look at them eyes."

With that, the scrawny young dwarf scuttled away to his room, still at least a bit frightened.

Reudh looked apologetically at Kenozi.

"I'm sorry about Othob. He's only young, and not very bright. I know you wouldn't hurt anyone."

"It is of no matter, Reudh. These eyes give me sight and I do not care the fright they cause people, for if I had no sight I would have no point in life."

The vehemence in Kenozi's voice was quite strong, and so Reudh was a little taken aback.

"You say that as if Othob wants to take your eyes away."

"No, Reudh. I do not like his fearing of me, as I am utterly harmless to him. I would not harm a hair on his head, or anyone else in the fortress. You all are my family now."

"Very well, Kenozi. I'll leave you alone for a little while if you want. I've got a few things to do," and so Reudh left the farm.

"Ah, Kenozi... you must be nicer to the young dwarves," Kenozi admonished himself, then left to his room again.

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3816 on: August 07, 2012, 10:53:46 pm »

[We've got like, what, 20 people that didn't up and leave, according to Eric?]

A dwarf came jogging into the farm. "Them's that went arrre back!"
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3817 on: August 07, 2012, 11:05:11 pm »

[Unless I ghostwrite Rikod, there isn't a whole lot I can do right now until Eric wraps up the "oh look, bricks. Good. GTFO and Fuck Off. I'm busy." Dialog. Weird would suggest sunglasses for Kenozi so nobody sees the eyeballs, would see about helping with the herbalism thing, and see if he could get Jerry's woodcutting crew to drop off a few dozen ricks of wood for the night's kilning. Hamstrung until Eric resolves the conversation.]
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3818 on: August 07, 2012, 11:13:20 pm »

Reudh given he's only a quasi-forumite hasn't heard of sunglasses. Yet.

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3819 on: August 07, 2012, 11:42:34 pm »

[Reudh should probably react to our return and news, though right now I'm in the middle of telling said news to Eric.]
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3820 on: August 08, 2012, 12:14:52 am »

After wierd's... idea... I'm a bit frightened by the fact that Oliolli is good at weapons smithing...

*shudder*

Then again, I think he wouldn't even get it.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3821 on: August 08, 2012, 12:52:56 am »

[Sorry again, damnit.]

"Ten thousand years? Holy crap! Those ruins are pretty damn well preserved for something so ancient. Nobody ever found a historical site that old that was anything more impressive than a cave with some scribbles back in the real world!" Eric stood up. The body was beginning to smell, making him feel ill while bending over the old man's corpse.

"It gets worse: the dalek said-" he was cut off as Wierd came bumbling around the corner, hefting a large bin over his shoulder. "Here's the coffin you asked for, asshole" he exclaimed in an aggitated voice as he threw it on the ground in front of him. "So why don't you explain why you're hogging all the wood for coffins?"

"Excuse me? What the hell? I am not. I told 'em to make stone sarcophogi! Jerry is in charge of the wood, and he's been talking about bins beds and barrels all day. That's probably one of his bins."

"Well, it certainly looks like it was meant to be a coffin."

"God damn it." Eric glowered at the corpse as he contemplated the changing of plans laid out so plainly. The powers of ultimate thralldom didn't allow for that; they should do exactly what he wanted them to do, not what he said, and they sure as hell couldn't deviate from that idea telepathically implanted in them. He had wanted them to quarry slate slabs to use for constructing thin-walled stone coffins. Jerry knew the masonry team was working on furniture, and that they needed the "Three B's of Carpentry" more than anything else at the moment.

"Great. Help me get this guy in it either way. I won't be able to do it otherwise. Where's Besmar? What the hell are they doing up there?" He opened the lid of the coffin and tossed it to the side, and looked in, surprized by what he found within.

"Yeah, adamantine chains. Figured you'd want some shiny new restrains for the girls considering your little 'dungeon of horrors' went down with the mountain it was in. Mind explaining your zombie army?"

"Dungeon of what? Watch your damn tongue; the old fortress is supposed to be behind us, and I don't want to think about what happened god damnit! Now what zombie army are you talking about? I haven't raised a single corpse!" He was starting to raise his voice. Joykill always found a way to make a bad day worse with just his mouth.

"The goons walking around outside like their brains have been mushed. It's your fault; don't try to deny it."

Eric cursed loudly, and hefted the corpse into the coffin, chains and trinkets clattering on the floor. "Help me get this damn thing topside so we can bury him."

When they reached the surface, Eric paused with a jolt, Wierd almost tugging the coffin out of his hands as he missed the que to stop. Hugo slunk up behind the pair sullenly waiting for another chance to speak. All ten or so dwarves working in sight were fumbling mindlessly about, like something out of a crap horror movie. Not even the line of dwarves carrying buckets of water abck towards what looked like a farm plot could manage to keep their heads about them.

"Oh shit! That's not normal at all! The spell doesn't tear their brains out! All it's supposed to do is make them follow orders! Intelligently, even! This is bad. Alright, we need to bury this fucker fast before their limbs start falling off or something equally stupid. Where the hell is Jerry?"
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3822 on: August 08, 2012, 01:22:57 am »

[LOL! Why you make me such a dick!? I said he *DIDNT* want to be confrontational! LMAO! Then again, we could find some way to chalk all of these events up to a clever game being orchestrated by our evil overlord. Subtle pokes here and there and all that. Our anomalous reactions when the other writes our dialog could be worked into that greater plot as part of his evil plan to prevent us from advancing too quickly.]
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3823 on: August 08, 2012, 01:26:50 am »

[My guess is that they've all been eating those wack-berries Reudh found.]

HugoLuman stopped. "I've seen some stoned people in my time, but this takes the cake."
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3824 on: August 08, 2012, 02:16:38 am »

[Hmm, I didn't know the other peasants were as stupid as Othob. Perhaps they did eat them... perhaps it's affected their minds and Eric's suggestions are malfunctioning? EVIL FRUIT]

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