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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3405 on: July 13, 2012, 12:25:23 am »

"Try me," said HugoLuman. "That's Lana, by the way. Gizogin's sister, apparently. And good to see you alive!"
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3406 on: July 13, 2012, 01:03:17 pm »

Eric poked his head out through the rubble burying the entryway.

"Hey, pass me more wood."

"'kay. Wierd was just here looking for you, by the way."

"Crap. You tell him I wasn't around?"

"Yup. And one of them mechanics came by muttering he'd woken up in a bad mood." the dwarf said as he shoved another 8-inch-thick timber through the hole they'd dug in the rubble.

"Thanks. I owe you one. Was probably out looking for an excuse to hang me, knowing him." Eric muttered before disappearing once again into the darkness.

The pile of rubble burying the entryway continued for 8 or so meters before opening up into the regular rampway again. Eric had to drag timbers along behind him into the darkness, while the dwarves on the outside used them as well. It was all in the name of propping up the collapsing ceiling. The first 4 meters of the ramps were buried under too much loose garbage and would be replaced with a stone block ceiling, while the rest was, under scrutiny, likely to be salvagable for the most part. The work was slow and mostly comprised of making sure the timbers could handle the stress while they worked out more permanent solutions and prepared to delve deeper. If it was all like this, it would really take weeks to reclaim the entire fortress, and anyone not injured would be dead of dehydration within one week tops. What the hell could they do? Move with caution, or add one to the coffin order for everyone that gets squished for sloppy masonry work.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3407 on: July 13, 2012, 01:43:43 pm »

"Pleased to meet you. Anyway, I got stuck in those damn ruins underground during the earthquake. While there I had some odd hallucinations of what actually happened. Hey, have you guys visited that tower yet? I could tell the whole story as we go there."
"Wierd, you look a bit troubled. What's the matter?"
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3408 on: July 13, 2012, 02:55:21 pm »

Weird frowned.  There was no telling what shape that old tower would be in. He really needed to get those ceramicists in line churning out bricks and pots today. The anagama could handle both charges at once, you just put the more sensitive pots at the top of the kiln, and the bricks near the bottom where the stoke hole was.

Of course, he had no idea if it had even survived given the inclement weather, and prolonged dry firing cycle he had made it endure.

On top of that, there was this mysterious woman who could move in the blink of an eye, and who made his metaphysical senses shout warnings.

"No, I don't think anyone's been to that old ruin yet." He said defensively. "I'm not sure that now's the best time... I mean, look."

He spread his hands generously around him, indicating the state of affairs.

"Unless there's a winecellar down in that thing's basement, and it has serviceable rooms, I don't think we can spare the manpower. We're dangerously short on supplies, people are sleeping on top of each other without blankets, and pretty much all there is to eat is dayold fish. We really gotta get things back in some semblence of normalcy before we wander off to explore things while others work, don't you think?"
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3409 on: July 13, 2012, 05:17:23 pm »

[Slooooooow.... I am going to push this along. Weird probably won't be going to that tower today. Nobody else knows how to run a kiln that large, but now that there's wood, he's not needed as the fire source. The anagama is intended to be wood fired anyway, it just needs a *whole lot* of wood. I'm gonna have him get *his* crew together, and get crackin on getting pots and bricks made.]

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Weird shook his head.

"Hugo's probably free. He said the tower was just a few miles away, so he should be fine, even with those bum legs. You might be able to scrounge up some haulers too. Really now, I gotta get busy. I've wasted enough time trying to find that fool eric to give him a piece of my mind... I gotta get busy."

He pointed toward the now larger, somewhat segregated releif and resource pitch laying out in the open on the lawn where smoked and dried fish bits were laying in piles on scavenged stone blocks, baking in the open in the hot sun.

"I dunno about you guys, but I like my food a bit less infested with bugs. We're real short on pots and barrels, like-- dangerously short. I'm gonna round up all the ceramicists I can cabbage, and get busy. You guys have fun now if you go see that tower."

He turned and nodded at the still snickering and giggling woman as she turned X's head side to side examining the handiwork and gave her a pleasant nod. "Ma'am."

And with that, he strode off.
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It took awhile, prying dwarves away from hauling logs when they could be making bricks, and learning to use the new large kiln, but finally he had rounded up a small gang of 6 ceramicists, icluding Rikod, who was looking much better today.

He had found Rikod examining the inside of the now cooled anagama. The dwarf had apparently been waiting there for him, since nobody else knew anything at all about how to run a kiln of that immense size.

They had talked for a few minutes, examined the inside for signs of heat stressing and cracking, and had been surprised and relieved, respectively, to find only minor hairline cracks in the now grey-white bare stoneware walls and floor of the kiln.

Weird had told Rikod to fill the terraced recesses on the kiln floor with sand from the river's edge, while he rounded up a firing gang.

That had been over an hour ago.

Now, weird, rikod, and 4 others who dabbled in ceramics but were really basically just haulers were busy loading nearly dried ware from the now dripping wet ice structure he had conjured around the pots the night before into the gaping maw of the opened kiln wall, and kicking the ice structure down, and throwing the bits into the river.

"It's really important how you position the ware inside the kiln.." he lectured while moving a greenware urn nearly as big as he was into position. Most of the dwarves didn't seem to interested, and just wanted to get the loading overwith so they could get back to hauling logs. Rikod was the only one really fascinated by the enormous community-sized kiln. As such, he was directing nearly the whole lecture to the ceramicists, and if the others picked up something useful by proxy, even better. "..you have to imagine the path the fire will make when it arcs and draws through the kiln. Anagama like this one are supposed to be wood fired, and ash-glaze the ware WHILE it is firing. That's why the bottom of the kiln is lined with sand. It helps hold the ware upright, but it also keeps dripping glaze from glueing pots to the kiln floor..."

"Why dd you have me put sand in then, if we aren't going to wood fire the kiln?" Asked Rikod, nestling his own large burden into the wall of pots his new necromantic work partner had drawn out on the sand. "Other than helping to position the pots that is..."

Weird smiled broadly.

"We're gonna salt glaze!" He beamed.

"Salt...glaze?" Came the confused and bewildered reply.

"Yes! Salt glaze!"

"Won't it just... wash off?"

Weird about fell into the greenware he was positioning with fits of laughter.

"No silly!  The salt vaporizes when it enters the kiln. It doesn't stay salt-salt for very long!" He chortled, regaining his composure enough to take another hugely oversized pot from one of the loading gang. "It breaks down, and part of it sticks to the ware like late evening dew. When it does, it fluxes the surface of the ware, and causes it to melt just a little bit into a very thin layer of glass."

"So, its like a tin glaze, only ye don' paint i' on?.. an' i's salt inteada tin?"

Weird heaved the pot into its spot in the row, made sure it wasn't directly touching any others, and shimmied it a little to plant it in the sand before starting on the next one.

"Exactly. One of the benefits of salt firing a kiln, is that it will always slightly glaze any ware fired in it from that point on. You have to still add salt to the kiln during firing every so often, but even if you completely forget or run out, the wear will always be waterproof."

"Really naow? Tha's increadible! Buh'... where're we gonna get any salt?"

"Same place I got it last time I needed some. The ocean."

"But that's miles away!" Rikod complained.

"We only need a few pounds... I'll tell you how to make slipfire glaze on the way."

"Slipfire glaze? Ain' never heard o' it!"

"Course not. Its just a runny earthenware slip mixed with a fluxing agent that you dip bisque-ware into. Salt will do in a pinch, but it tends to bubble and craze. Borax is a better choice."

"Borax? We'd have te import 'at... we dunna have any 'ere..."

"Relax. We have a stoneware body to work with. Its high fire. We can just paint terra-sigilata slip from the earthware body on, and high fire it. Works just as good. You only need the flux to drop the firing temp and firing time."

"Terra.. whatta?"

Weird paused for a monent, and realized he was planting the last of the pots that he and Rikod can made the day before, so he dismissed the work crew.

"It's clay slip, that you mix with lots and lots of water, and let settle. You pour off the top once it does, and let that settle. Then you pour off the top again, and let it dry into fine slip. Only the finest of the fine in terra sigilata. It holds images and imprints fantastically well, and is used as a decorative layer over harder ware. Stuff like decorative bricks. The fine texture of the stuff helps it melt easier when used to make glazes. Its labor intensive, but otherwise inexpensive as a glaze."

"How'ya know all this shite?" Rikod asked jovially.

"I'm a wizard, I get around."
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3410 on: July 13, 2012, 05:55:46 pm »

Vemini, still on watch duty, came pounding into the tunnel where Eric was working. "The Neighbors are back. There's more of them, and they seem to be hauling barrels."

Eric nodded, looking away from his work for a second. "Yes, thank you." He had grown to like the metal elf, scary as he was. He'd yet to try putting a gaes on him, but Vemini seemed fairly receptive to orders nonetheless.

"I guess I could come, Oliolli. My leg's not so bad as I thought, and I could travel with this wing-splint if Gizogin lets me." He tested the foreleg again, not even wincing as he stepped. "Good as new."
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3411 on: July 13, 2012, 06:07:46 pm »

*The Wanderers are noticed by some workers outside.*
"OI! Who tha heck are you? And what do you lot want? ", said one of the dwarves.
"We are travelers, we just wish to stay a day at the very least. Is there someone i can speak to on this matter?" Replied Corvus.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3412 on: July 13, 2012, 06:21:15 pm »

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« Reply #3413 on: July 13, 2012, 07:29:44 pm »

2 more hours passed, as the motley pair wandered the packed dirt path down to the ocean's edge. Ancient glacial action had pushed large boulders from the nearby mountains down to the shoreline, where they now layed bleaching in the sun, with cold ocean wave slapping at their sides.

weird had woven a mat out of river grasses before heading out, and had rolled up a few of the better smoked and less nasty dried fish fillets in it, and had stopped to collect some fisher and wild strawberries on the way out, and had filled the clean and unused reaction jar with clean river water before heading out, and now the two had settled in for a late lunch of fish and fruit. He had nearly forgotten about the reagent grade alcohol carrier reagent jar in the suit's chemical compliment, and upon seeing it earlier, had hastily concealed it as the treasure it was. There wasn't much in there, only about a liter, but it was still treasure. Out here far away from the mob that would surely have bum-rushed him for it, he popped the top off the bottle, and dumped it into the larger urn of water he had carried up. 99.98% ethanol went a long way even watered down. With big stupid grins that only dwarves could have, the two louts pigged out, blabbed, and most importantly--got sauced up.

"I had completely forgotten about that stuff!" Weird slurred jovially. "Nasty by itself though. No flavor. Glad I packed the fruit."

The two were taking turns downing the strawberry-alchohol-water mixed drink, and it was Rikod's turn at the tank.

"Don't spill it now! Who knows when we'll get more!"

The black haired and black bearded ceramicist lowered the green glass pot with a shit-eating grin on his face.

"E'en watered daown, is better'n what we've 'ad lately, asure!" He beamed, passing the jar then reaching for some fish. "How'd ye keep it a sec'ret?"

"I forgot I even had it!" He exclaimed, before taking a heavy draught.  He had not been much of a drinker back home, but since getting stuck here, in this dwarven body, nothing hit the spot quite like good old alcohol... this was a pretty far sight from a real, good drink-- but damn, it cleared the head, and vitalized the body just fine.

"Ragast'l come outta his beard if'n I tells 'im ye shared ye stash with meh an' not 'im!" Rikod laughed. "People says ye be some kinda sour ol' sort! Ye cannae be all bad though ifn' ye be willin tae share yer stash!"

Weird put the tank down and sucked his beard. Damn good booze, considering.

"Who?" He asked, snarfing down a bit of chewy fish.

"Ragast." Said the dwarf before baptizing his palet in the hastily whipped up concoction once more. "He be de fisher as what pointed me yer way yesterdat. Right impressed at ye bringin in a carp like at he was." He paused, and swilled down some more before continuing. "Taint many as what brings 'ose in ands what keeps all 'er fingers!"

Weird laughed, and took his turn. Good stuff. They had to drink the whole thing so they could process the seawater into dry salt and carry it back. It held almost 2 gallons.

"Why do folks say I'm no good?" He asked, stuffing down more fish, and chasing with another hit from the jar.

"Don' say ye is no good..." he explained. "Says Ye's talks about an' does all sortsa strange stoof. Rumor was ye blabbed on end 'bout dead people's dry guts'n'stuff ine ol' dinin' hall onest. At got some crazy stories a brewin about how ye mighten a known all dat shite about mummies and whatnot. Pass me der bottle."

He supposed that was true. It wasn't like he had some sick fascination with making mummies though. He just needed to be more mindful about how he explained things.

"It ain't like I have a fixation on dead things you know." He countered. "I just have a weakness for things I don't know a lot about. If I don't know something, I have a niggly little urge to learn about it. They were talking about how that old mummy Roead beat of them in a drinking contest, and I just pointed out how the mummy couldn't get drunk! They had no idea that mummies didn't have guts so...."

"So haow did ye fin' out 'bout mummies havin' no innards?" Asked Rikod. "Ain't like dey jes lay still an let ye cut into 'em or sommat."

"School."

"Skuul?" Asked Rikod, his face twisting to pronounce the unfamiliar word.

Weird shook his head. This was gonna take awhile....

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3414 on: July 13, 2012, 08:32:00 pm »

[I can't do much typing on my phone, so I'll just say what my chars are going to do.  Both Gizogin and Lana are going to go to the tower.  X will stay behind to manage the wounded.  I imagine Gizogin will take the tank if he can, to get some more practice driving it.]
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« Reply #3415 on: July 13, 2012, 08:52:44 pm »

[Bring it back before nightfall! Weird will *not* be happy *at all* if he gets man-cuddled a second time!]
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« Reply #3416 on: July 13, 2012, 09:46:55 pm »

[How far away is the tower?  I'm going to say that the tank can do at least 40 mph on most terrain, and I don't think it's too bad between the tower and the fort.  Naturally, it might take longer if we have to wait on Hugo or anyone traveling on foot, if they can't squeeze into the back.

Anyway, I'm sure Gizogin will try to get the tank back before nightfall.]
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3417 on: July 13, 2012, 09:50:53 pm »

[How big is the tank? I'd say I'm a little more massive than a grizzly bear, perhaps 11-14 feet long and 6.5 tall. I could rest on top of something the size of a small car, and possibly smaller depending how sturdy it is. Leg's good, so I could sprint at about 35 mph for some distance. The tower is a good ways away, but not so far that one would have trouble distinguishing it from the hills when viewed up high. I'd say 8-12 miles maybe, about the length of an ancient city sprawl + outskirts.]
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« Reply #3418 on: July 13, 2012, 09:59:35 pm »

[I think I decided the tank should be about the size of a Hummer (one of the bigger Hummers, not the smaller ones).  The reactor takes up a portion of the interior space, but there's enough room in the back to fit a few grown adults in relative comfort.  Hugo could ride on the top, if he's up for it.]
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3419 on: July 13, 2012, 10:25:03 pm »

[So, who all is going? Gizogin, me, and I assume Oliolli.]
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