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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3255 on: July 07, 2012, 02:03:14 am »

[Let's be honest here: If we did all wake up in DF one day, most of this WOULD happen. Not all, but most. Or something equally spectacular.]

[I just realized that we were invaded by an assimilating pathogen (zombie apocalypse) and we made the infected stand in a circle holding hands and smiling. We have now achieved every form of badassery, even non-violent ones. One day I hope to defeat a goblin siege in DF by breaking out the booze stockpile and turning it into an insane dance party. Non-violence ftw!]

Goodnight everybody!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3256 on: July 07, 2012, 03:01:52 am »

One day I hope to defeat a goblin siege in DF by breaking out the booze stockpile and turning it into an insane dance party. Non-violence ftw!]

Our first encounter with the centipedes comes to mind.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3257 on: July 07, 2012, 11:45:49 am »

You know, this same thing happened at the kobold camp and the microline tower.  Never heard from those places, and I want at least one post from what is happening in those to places before the infection is cured.

Edit: Also one from Happyface, since he was infected and would've changed within the higher dimension.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3258 on: July 07, 2012, 01:06:36 pm »

You know, this same thing happened at the kobold camp and the microline tower.  Never heard from those places, and I want at least one post from what is happening in those to places before the infection is cured.

Edit: Also one from Happyface, since he was infected and would've changed within the higher dimension.
Unless he got sent straight to the afterlife, or is otherwise in a sort of stasis. Several of the Altered-Elves came over to see what was wrong at our place after the ground shook, so all their infected were here. The heavily grafted ones would be immune. Corai can decide what happened at his camp.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3259 on: July 07, 2012, 03:00:47 pm »

You know, this same thing happened at the kobold camp and the microline tower.  Never heard from those places, and I want at least one post from what is happening in those to places before the infection is cured.

Edit: Also one from Happyface, since he was infected and would've changed within the higher dimension.
Unless he got sent straight to the afterlife, or is otherwise in a sort of stasis. Several of the Altered-Elves came over to see what was wrong at our place after the ground shook, so all their infected were here. The heavily grafted ones would be immune. Corai can decide what happened at his camp.


-Oh, it happened there too? Must read more about Phyrexians then.-

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3260 on: July 07, 2012, 03:19:07 pm »

You know, this same thing happened at the kobold camp and the microline tower.  Never heard from those places, and I want at least one post from what is happening in those to places before the infection is cured.

Edit: Also one from Happyface, since he was infected and would've changed within the higher dimension.
Unless he got sent straight to the afterlife, or is otherwise in a sort of stasis. Several of the Altered-Elves came over to see what was wrong at our place after the ground shook, so all their infected were here. The heavily grafted ones would be immune. Corai can decide what happened at his camp.


-Oh, it happened there too? Must read more about Phyrexians then.-



Basically, think of kobolds looking something like this:

The plating has the strength of steel, so things wouldn't be going good, and I am sure wierd's song did not reach the camp...
« Last Edit: July 07, 2012, 03:21:18 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3261 on: July 07, 2012, 03:20:56 pm »

You know, this same thing happened at the kobold camp and the microline tower.  Never heard from those places, and I want at least one post from what is happening in those to places before the infection is cured.

Edit: Also one from Happyface, since he was infected and would've changed within the higher dimension.
Unless he got sent straight to the afterlife, or is otherwise in a sort of stasis. Several of the Altered-Elves came over to see what was wrong at our place after the ground shook, so all their infected were here. The heavily grafted ones would be immune. Corai can decide what happened at his camp.


-Oh, it happened there too? Must read more about Phyrexians then.-



Basically, think of kobolds looking like this:
-So cat monsterbolds that hate life that spread the diesese when they bleed?

Brb, I need to find music while I write this one up.-
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3262 on: July 07, 2012, 03:21:48 pm »

Don't forget to read the edit!

REMINDER EDIT:Oh yeah, if you kill their host, the bots that make up the infection will jump to another, or just canabalize the body to form their own.  Due to being a planeswalker, only you are immune at the camp, Corai.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3263 on: July 07, 2012, 03:56:21 pm »

Outside Corai's little shack, someone screamed their brains out. Corai's eyes shot open, by reflex he went to turn off a alarm, only to remember where he was.

"Wait, if that wasnt a alarm..."

Screaming continued outside, he could make out what appeared to be a decayed kobold rampaging.

"RIBUFLIS!"
"Whaaaaaaat?"
"Wait, what..."

Corai ran outside, and the things were everywhere. And so were dead kobolds. One lunged at Corai, it found a dagger in it's throat. Ineffective, but it staggered the beast and chipped the plating. "WHAT, THIS IS BLUEMETAL TIPPED. HOW DID IT NOT KILL YOU?" Corai lunged again, merely chipping the chest. It swatted the kobold away with great force, slamming Corai into a wall.

"RIBUFLIS! HELP!" he shrieked, the kobold walked out half-asleep.

"Whaaat? BIG METAL THING, BIG METAL THING FROM ROCKS."

"Just raise zombies, I cant fight even one on my own! Whatever these are..."

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3264 on: July 07, 2012, 04:07:51 pm »

Outside Corai's little shack, someone screamed their brains out. Corai's eyes shot open, by reflex he went to turn off a alarm, only to remember where he was.

"Wait, if that wasnt a alarm..."

Screaming continued outside, he could make out what appeared to be a decayed kobold rampaging.

"RIBUFLIS!"
"Whaaaaaaat?"
"Wait, what..."

Corai ran outside, and the things were everywhere. And so were dead kobolds. One lunged at Corai, it found a dagger in it's throat. Ineffective, but it staggered the beast and chipped the plating. "WHAT, THIS IS BLUEMETAL TIPPED. HOW DID IT NOT KILL YOU?" Corai lunged again, merely chipping the chest. It swatted the kobold away with great force, slamming Corai into a wall.

"RIBUFLIS! HELP!" he shrieked, the kobold walked out half-asleep.

"Whaaat? BIG METAL THING, BIG METAL THING FROM ROCKS."

"Just raise zombies, I cant fight even one on my own! Whatever these are..."

-Amidoingitright?-

Yes, but raising zombies would be counter to your goals.  See:post above yours.

Let this run awhile, don't worry, when Corai is the only one left, I'll write up the ending.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3265 on: July 07, 2012, 04:18:55 pm »

-Well, I am pretty sure that Ribuflis will survive. Thats Hugo's call though.-


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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3266 on: July 07, 2012, 04:44:02 pm »

[Would seem counterintuitive to get rid of Rubluflis so soon, but Zanzetkuken seems pretty determined to have no survivors but forumites. I'd like to see him live, though. Not much has happened with the character yet.]
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« Reply #3267 on: July 07, 2012, 04:46:07 pm »

-Well, kobolds are sneaky bastards. Wouldnt be mary-sueing to have a few certain kobolds sneak away into the underbrush.-
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« Reply #3268 on: July 07, 2012, 05:15:35 pm »

In fact it would be perfectly acceptable. Just contain the bastards somehow so it's easy to take care of them later.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3269 on: July 07, 2012, 06:44:41 pm »

[Wierd, what's the deal with the afflicted dwarves you messed with?  Are they taken care of, or is this only a temporary fix?]

[EDIT: Wow, three hours and not a single update?  What's going on here?]
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