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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3210 on: July 06, 2012, 07:33:17 pm »

[Sorry hugo, this will be pure meta. Floor's yours. I don't like deus ex machina any more than you do. Just showing why its no fun. :D]

[Ztg: if you re-read, she's afflicting all the casualties with every possible way to die. Some have their eyeballs melted out. Others are glowing radioactive husks. Anything weird can concieve of as a way to die, is hers to try out, and she's a kid in a candy store.]

[All: Nir has an amicable relationship with the other divinities of her little backwater: it is in all of their interests for mortals to live according to their own devices, which is why they all swore accords for freewill to be sanctified above all, and why she needed wierd's permission to posess him. Such posession is not something normally allowed. The phyrexian invasion threatened to destroy the divinities by destroying their follower's faith in them. Nir only wants the threat gone, but is clearly enjoying putting her foot down. Hard.]
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3211 on: July 06, 2012, 07:36:00 pm »

[Sorry hugo, this will be pure meta. Floor's yours. I don't like deus ex machina any more than you do. Just showing why its no fun. :D]

[Ztg: if you re-read, she's afflicting all the casualties with every possible way to die. Some have their eyeballs melted out. Others are glowing radioactive husks. Anything weird can concieve of as a way to die, is hers to try out, and she's a kid in a candy store.]

[All: Nir has an amicable relationship with the other divinities of her little backwater: it is in all of their interests for mortals to live according to their own devices, which is why they all swore accords for freewill to be sanctified above all, and why she needed wierd's permission to posess him. Such posession is not something normally allowed. The phyrexian invasion threatened to destroy the divinities by destroying their follower's faith in them. Nir only wants the threat gone, but is clearly enjoying putting her foot down. Hard.]

How many?  I need to know if the ending I specifically thought out every detail of can be salvaged.  I need at least 75% survival.

Just so you know, they would've still believed in all of the gods they did before, it is just that they would have placed one more 'the father of machines' above them all.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3212 on: July 06, 2012, 07:40:27 pm »

[Just the ones outside. There *are* a lot of ancient dead risen though. The place has temporarily been transformed into a haunted biome by her manifestation.]

[Maybe 15 to 20? Most would not have been outside, and would have been inside the tower taking shelter from the stormy weather. The appearance of your pet eldrazi distracted her from her bloodlust.]

[The gods have come to realize that mortal free will is what makes eternity interesting. The clever, inventive, unconventional, and even the grotesquely obscene would not be possible without it. The phyrexian invasion seeks a boring form of perfection, and corrupts the will. It is against their interests.]
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« Reply #3213 on: July 06, 2012, 07:45:45 pm »

Read my edit and change yours accordingly.

Good, unless Hugo does something that kills off more than ten, we're fine.

The eldrazi wasn't a pet, it was released and only had a minute connection to the planeswalker.  Still has the soul, however.
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« Reply #3214 on: July 06, 2012, 08:02:06 pm »

How many?  I need to know if the ending I specifically thought out every detail of can be salvaged.

[Stop thinking so hard about the future. Clearly it's making this all a lot less fun for all of us.

The first rule of life is that nothing, absolutely nothing, will ever go your way if you plan it all out ahead, because you are completely incapable of predicting or controlling the actions of others in any way besides murder. This is why we kill each other: the only real method of controlling the competition is to eliminate it. You can't kill us from wherever the fak you are, so you'd best jsut accept Hugo's solution.

Yes, I know you edited it, but honestly my point stands: thinking ahead too hard is not something a psychologist would recommend.]

Eric had never swung his pick with such ferocity in his life. Any poor bastard too foolish or slow to get out of his way was tossed to the side and potentially mortally wounded. He'd killed three so far, and horribly crippled another four. One of them he would later swear he'd stared down so hard he had boiled like he had been bathed in acid and died where he stood, eight meters away from Eric. That was somewhat disturbing and he had no idea how he'd done it or if he had really done it rather than Wierd, because Wierd would do something like that, but empathy wasn't his thing lately, and he had no time to think it over.

One of the crazed dwarves pounced on him form behind; turning around, he could tell it was a teenage girl he'd seen stalking the dining hall all day even after officially coming of age in dwarven society and being given work. She was diggin into his shoulder with a stick like it were a dagger. It was painful, so he threw her, sending her comically far into a wall where she promptly exploded. Again, he wasn't really sure if or how he'd done that, or why some forgotten part of his conscience was telling him he probably shouldn't have done her in so spectacularly, but his kill count was now officially equivalent to his poor-crippled-bastard count.

It was getting tedious to dispense justice for his deities, and he was unbeleivably tired. So, he did the logical thing and ran back out the gates, leaving the dwarves trapped inside a corner tower to their fate.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3215 on: July 06, 2012, 08:03:36 pm »

Now that he'd taken care of the interlopers for the time being, it was time to put things back where they belonged. There was no way to do it subtly. Unless... yes. Only that one forumite had been witness to the Workings, channeling a deity. Just put him in the right place, and the outcome would present itself.

Wierd found himself in an immense desert, the sky neither day nor night. Across the sand stood a figure. He couldn't tell for certain whether it was a hooded, robed shape, or the silhouette of an immense bird. All he could be certain of was that is was black. Come closer, Necromancer.

Curious, he obeyed. Despite being very ominous, he felt no threat from the shape. He could feel it looking at him, though, despite it having no discernable face. "Where am I?"

It does not matter. You might say that this is the void between the afterlife and life, where treasonous Necromancers are consigned. If you did say that, you might be right. Or you might be wrong. It does not matter.

Wierd hoped that the black shape wasn't suggesting that he'd been sealed in the void. He was about to argue about how much the answer was dodging the question, but he decided that it was the best answer he was going to get. Instead he moved on to another question, trying to gauge the situation. "Well, who are you?"

An important question. The place is not important, for it is here only for there to be a here in which you can receive this answer. For one moment, the minds of all the souls native to this world were united in their pure belief in Death. Gods of Death and Trade, Death and Metals, and other gods whose realm encompassed more than Death vanished.  So to did all the gods of Death alone vanish. Thus, the pure concept of death itself became manifest consciously when it had been unconscious for all of time.

"Wait, I thought that I was.. or Nir was... damn it, never mind! If you're death in its purest form, why do you look like a giant bird and a robed figure?"

I am only Death in a way. I am the concept of Death, embodied, but in purer form than the various deific spirits who regulate death. I am one of the fundamental ideas shared by the collective unconsciousness of all the souls in this world with the power of thought. To everyone, death is associated with the unknown, for the dead and their fates after are unknown. Thus I am shrouded. The first self-aware mortal to die was killed by a Roc in the year before 1, before the gods defined themselves clearly, and thus that Roc was the first thing to be associated with the cessation of life. So, to answer your question, I am the second oldest fundamental idea spirit.

"Second oldest?"

Before there can be a cessation of life, life must come into existence. Birth is the oldest of us, though has not been coalesced from an unconscious thought into a spirit. Only I have.

Wierd thought about this. A sphere itself, not a deity, personified. "Well, interesting as this all is, why am I suddenly getting a vision telling me this.?"

So you can understand. Death cannot cause the end of life; it is merely the event of the life ending. A god of death could kill, if permitted to do so by the beliefs of its followers, but as many death gods became one, everything but the idea of Death was stripped away. Purified. The minds of this world are not equipped to think in only pure, unconscious concepts. Their beliefs have been destroyed. You must end this. Banish me, and allow the many gods to return.

"Well, how the hell am I supposed to do that?"
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3216 on: July 06, 2012, 08:05:46 pm »

[Not done yet, btw.]
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« Reply #3217 on: July 06, 2012, 08:12:32 pm »

-snip-

Those will just rise up again, due to the nature of the evolved form of phyrexis, but only if the bodies were completely destroyed.  If you just swung a pick through the brain, then it will just repair itself.

And I know nothing is certain, I just underestimated people attempting Dues-ex-machina.

(sorry for the post, Hugo)
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« Reply #3218 on: July 06, 2012, 08:20:16 pm »

[Hugo, please use grey, not black. It upsets my myopia.]
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3219 on: July 06, 2012, 08:21:46 pm »

Ninjas, ninjas everywhere
[Feel free to say how the hell you do it, Wierd. Knowing that will help greatly with the resolution of this conflict. NINJEDIT: sorry, will change the color of the text.]

Oliolli wondered what to do now. He didn't fully understand how he got in here, but he didn't understand at all how to get out.
"You know, maybe we should have a rule about following strange visions?"
"Well, how was I supposed to know?"

It was then that he noticed the faint, shimmering figures standing over the body casts. They all pointed wordlessly toward the center of the room, where a beam of white light appeared coming down from the ceiling. Not knowing what else to do, Oliolli stepped into the light and blinked.

He felt rain drops landing on his face. An eel flopped at his feet. To his left he saw the ghostly figure of a young girl in the attire of the old city, who nodded at him before vanishing.
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« Reply #3220 on: July 06, 2012, 08:27:44 pm »

Weird thought to himself. The only way to resolve it would be to sew a new way to imagine death. He knew that Nir was not quite the way he had imagined death to be, and the roc-feathered being in front of him certainly had given a good explanation for why he appeared the way he did.

Weird thought back. Long ago he had imagined what death would look like. The silly notion of it as a skeleton in black robes with a wheat harvest scythe had always struck him as ancient and clearly supersticious. It had never rang a chord with him.

The way he imagined death......

He looked up. The figure in front of him was no longer the bird creature. It was the cultural icon of death, in all his caricature glory.

"I've always imagined death as a non-intelligent thing." He started. The ground shook. "Its more like a lulliby. Things that are dying are usually in agony. Death is a sweet release after torment. For others, it is a restful sleep for the world weary, aged by the world. But it is always one thing to me, relief. It doesn't have a face of its own. It just is. People can envision it however they want, but that's how I choose to see death."
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« Reply #3221 on: July 06, 2012, 08:28:54 pm »

As long as everyone keeps the phyrexis infected population above 50, it doesn't matter what you do.  Please don't go so far as to not have any others infected, and not have mechanical objects infected and gain their own sentience.  (looks at tank)

I have to go offline.  I am trusting Hugo with saying what is going too far.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3222 on: July 06, 2012, 08:35:35 pm »

[The gods who had death as one of their spheres will return to their previous places in the various pantheons, but will find themselves altered significantly by Wierd's new imagining. This will presumably cause some major schisms in various temples, minor scuffles in others, and pass unnoticed everywhere else]

Nevermind, he made an edit
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« Reply #3223 on: July 06, 2012, 08:46:17 pm »

[For the record, I DO attribute it a female meta-gender attribute. It's the feeling of being scared, like as kids we used to be of the dark, only to be comforted by a mother's singing, or reassuring voice. Its a siren's call, leading people away from all the pain, all the anguish, all the torments and regrets of life. It doesn't condemn or judge. I embraces, and then its over. The troubles are gone.]
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« Reply #3224 on: July 06, 2012, 08:49:41 pm »

And now I feel release, from the wrongness of existing as an entity. I can feel how faiths of the world will be changed. You have done well. Know now that Death walks with you, and that you know things of Death that Nir herself knows not. But know too that things are set in motion. A day will come where you will face the greatest challenges you ever shall. I cannot say how far this day is. But, finally, know that when the Door opens, you will bring death through it to where it has never been.

The figure faded, dissolving, seeming to break into many pieces that flew off back to their homes. The desert faded too. In the sky, the flying woman cloaked in night sank back to the ground. Only, she wasn't there. A dwarf in a hazard suit crouched where she had landed.

[Now to deal with the Phyrexians.]
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