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Did you have fun with this?

Yes
- 4 (14.3%)
No
- 1 (3.6%)
It was fun for a long time but towards the end it just started to drag
- 6 (21.4%)
I wish I could have joined in.
- 17 (60.7%)

Total Members Voted: 28


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Author Topic: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued... FULL DISCLOSURE  (Read 266047 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #285 on: May 18, 2012, 12:01:23 am »

"Well that was a long, drawn out answer... But fair enough. If you'd be so kind as to be more polite about your desire to have pleasant conversation, you might actually succeed, you know? This whole "capture them, THEN have pleasant conversation" doesn't really work that well in reality."
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Splint

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #286 on: May 18, 2012, 12:02:24 am »

"And your stupid tree humpers bent my pike even wrose!"

Mrhappyface

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #287 on: May 18, 2012, 12:02:40 am »

Better hurry, I'm currently base camp's only defender besides the kobold minecart knights.
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #288 on: May 18, 2012, 12:03:16 am »

"Now, angels of the Goddess, come to my Tower! I must throw a feast in your honor." As it spoke, all the elves began transforming back, the dead ones resurrecting. "PRAISE THE ANGELS! PRAISE THE ANGELS!"

"Anyone else creeped out yet?" said Ironblood.
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wierd

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #289 on: May 18, 2012, 12:03:39 am »

(I need to go home soon. Work almost over, then hour long drive.)

"Sorry necrosensual treehumper. Your "goddess" is a fake."
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stormtemplar

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #290 on: May 18, 2012, 12:04:11 am »

"Me! Let's attack and interrogate him at swordpoint!"

I need to go to bed too
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #291 on: May 18, 2012, 12:04:52 am »

HugoLuman floated behind weird. "Psst. Look in Corai's hand."
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #292 on: May 18, 2012, 12:06:01 am »

"Come out, my children! All of you! We must honor the angels!" The figure didn't seem to be hearing anything anyone said.
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wierd

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #293 on: May 18, 2012, 12:06:19 am »

(If that's an opium poppy, it will just make him sleep on its own. Raw opiate causes euphoria, and narcosis.)
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Splint

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #294 on: May 18, 2012, 12:07:07 am »

"You know what? Screw this, and screw you. As undwarfy as this sounds, I'm gonna find a nice tall tree to sleep in so I'm off the ground." [I gotta get up to work tomorrow too. But damnw as I having fun.]

stormtemplar

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #295 on: May 18, 2012, 12:07:43 am »

Same. Let's work this out in the morning.
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Mrhappyface

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #296 on: May 18, 2012, 12:08:53 am »

I pass out from exhaustion. The Cart Knights are all dead.
Better hurry, or the elves will take the fort.
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #297 on: May 18, 2012, 12:09:42 am »

"Didn't this shaman-thingy say it had control over nature, and could make mind-altering substances?" whispered HugoLuman. "I have a very bad feeling about anything from that thing's garden."

Good night! Finally, I can take a shower. I say we see the tower, then decide whether or not to kill him/her/it.

Let's just put this on pause for now.
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Eric Blank

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #298 on: May 18, 2012, 12:10:17 am »

"This doesn't sound good."

[My head is full of fuck. Also, we have the worst neighbors EVER.]
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I make Spellcrafts!
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

wierd

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #299 on: May 18, 2012, 12:11:54 am »

"I've heard enough." Said weird.  "This guys's a few screws short of a hardwarestore."

Wading up through the now "pacified" reanimated beings, joykill cocks, then discharges the piledriver through the druidomancer's head, splitting it like a melon.

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