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Did you have fun with this?

Yes
- 4 (14.3%)
No
- 1 (3.6%)
It was fun for a long time but towards the end it just started to drag
- 6 (21.4%)
I wish I could have joined in.
- 17 (60.7%)

Total Members Voted: 28


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Author Topic: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued... FULL DISCLOSURE  (Read 266097 times)

wierd

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #270 on: May 17, 2012, 11:53:12 pm »

"Yes.. I'm itching to see what kinds of nasty secrets you keep in that tower of yours. Right after we implode it, of couse."
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Reudh

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #271 on: May 17, 2012, 11:54:03 pm »

Reudh bumps into one of the dwarves he is with. He really ought to be more careful where he is going.

A strange creature was near. It seemed to be explaining why it was a mummy...

WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #272 on: May 17, 2012, 11:54:16 pm »

"Anyway, while I was still under Her guidance, she told me many things. She told me that pain and pleasure are merely two sides of the same coin. She told me that I must honor her by raising scorpions and making Cocoa butter. And she told me of a great Fortress in the sky, where kobolds spit gold and great humans, her divine servants, dwell..."
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Reudh

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #273 on: May 17, 2012, 11:54:54 pm »

"Why cocoa butter?" asked Reudh.

stormtemplar

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #274 on: May 17, 2012, 11:55:51 pm »

"I'm thinking stab, what do you people think?"
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It's needlessly complicated and a hazard to cats.

I'll take twenty!

Eric Blank

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #275 on: May 17, 2012, 11:56:04 pm »

Eric finishes reading the text...
Eric Blank has learned the secrets of direct mind control!
And turns back to the conversation at hand, whilst waving his hand at the freak in an odd fashion he asks, "So you're a necromancer and a druid, and an elf. I liked the pain and pleasure part to an extent... But what does that have to do with us? What do you intend to do with us? I want the truth."
The freaky druidomancer feels unshakably compelled to apologize and answer the question honestly and completely.
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I make Spellcrafts!
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

wierd

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #276 on: May 17, 2012, 11:56:16 pm »

"Kodkod loved that shit." Weird said.

"I used to make lovely milled soap out of it as a pace offering to keep from finding giant scorpions in my room."
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #277 on: May 17, 2012, 11:56:30 pm »

"As I praised her teachings, she laughed. My former acolytes, damn them, said it was the laugh of one who has made a fool of another. I say it was a laugh of approval!..."
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Splint

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #278 on: May 17, 2012, 11:56:47 pm »

Splint puts away the gold coin, unsure if it even phased Corai. He sighed, turning his attention to the strange naturmancer. "Sounds like a great big head of utter crap. And if it weren't for the monsters, I'd say stab also."

Mrhappyface

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #279 on: May 17, 2012, 11:56:57 pm »

A kobold in a minecart shoots into the night sky and smashes down, crushing lycans and scattering them with his copper lance.
The team prepares another brave kobold for launch.
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This is Dwarf Fortress. Where torture, enslavement, and murder are not only tolerable hobbies, but considered dwarfdatory.

Reudh

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #280 on: May 17, 2012, 11:57:25 pm »

"Ah.... this Kodkod, she sounds like quite the crazy one..." Reudh replies to Weird. What a strange person she sounds like. Cocoa butter and scorpions?

WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #281 on: May 17, 2012, 11:59:13 pm »

"Since I came here, I have found new secrets. How to concoct substances from plants that have interesting effects on the mind, how to move unseen, and most proudly, how to completely bring restore someone to true life! But the one thing I cannot figure out... Who is my Goddess? What is her purpose? What is her divine plan? And that is where you come in..."
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stormtemplar

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #282 on: May 17, 2012, 11:59:39 pm »

"The kobolds are killing them? I WANT IN!"
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It's needlessly complicated and a hazard to cats.

I'll take twenty!

WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #283 on: May 18, 2012, 12:00:30 am »

HugoLuman looks at Corai's hand. It held a blossom, clutched in a way to suggest it was stolen, and it had a bite out of it. "Oh shit," he said, simply.
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wierd

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #284 on: May 18, 2012, 12:01:19 am »

"Kodkod was not a goddess." Weird said flatly.

"I knew her personally.  Charismatic, infectiously powerful personality.  Fond of deadly creatures and neurotoxins.  But not a goddess any more than I am a god of arcane chemistry."
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