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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2610 on: June 25, 2012, 03:27:27 pm »

"What are you doing up, Weird? I thought that you'd be just about dead from exhaustion. And what is all this. And is that you, Oliolli?"
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2611 on: June 25, 2012, 03:38:37 pm »

 [Well, I'm back from holiday.  Actually, I'm still in the airport, just going through customs.  I'll be able to actually start participating again in a couple hours.  I read something about a timeskip?  I have some stuff to do before then, so don't jump ahead yet please.]
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2612 on: June 25, 2012, 03:42:44 pm »

"That's dodging the question." He said lowly and sourly.

"I'm up because I needed a walk to clear my head. Terrible nightmares, and booze wasn't cutting it. Looks like olloli, but in this place? Who knows. Could be one of his clones for all I know. Doesn't matter. Its mad as ahatter in this place, and that's on a good day."

He sighed.

"Yes. I'm tied. And cranky. And sick of people endangering everybody else with fucking hair-brained stupid ideas, pisspoor planning, and outright sociopathic lack of foresight! No wonder I kept having nightmares, this place has *real* horrors behind every goddamn door!"

He pointed angrily at the floor again, sweeping the torch low to reveal the intricate, spidery tapestry of slither and dimple marks woven over the centuries old dust.

"Now somebody explain this shit, before I get psycho on your asses!"
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2613 on: June 25, 2012, 04:17:33 pm »

"Those are the tracks form my pet centipedes, of course!" Eric said noisily, having jogged up the hall to stand behind them. "I decided to keep some of them. Make pretty good war animals. They just saved me from the goddamn crundles."
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2614 on: June 25, 2012, 05:06:32 pm »

"Nightmares? Well, talk about coincidence. I was just out for a walk myself because of them, when I ran into our elf friend here and yourself." He seemed to see the room for the first time. "What is this place, anyway? And what was that about centipedes?"
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« Reply #2615 on: June 25, 2012, 05:22:46 pm »

"Great. Just great." His tone was flat. Flavorless, but implying deepset displeasure.

"At least that explains why there were so *many* corpses on the 'radar', but if your pets are that voraciously carnivorous that I can now sense maybe...half a corpse left, out of a dozen when I started heading down here, there's a problem."

He looked cathartically at Eric.

"How do you expect to feed these things, because there's clearly a shitton of them."
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2616 on: June 25, 2012, 05:39:45 pm »

"I should hope not! Let me get this straight; Eric, you saved some of those mind-fuck centipedes!?"
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2617 on: June 25, 2012, 05:44:34 pm »

"Of course! They're not only great science, but brutally easy to keep under control. And feed. You're forgetting these are arthropods, Wierd; they've got incredibly slow metabolisms, even if they'll pig out whenever you do bother to give them anything. Pound for pound they're more efficient and effective than war dogs. I can also control the lights, but for you I think they'd have to be given verbal commands."
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« Reply #2618 on: June 25, 2012, 06:08:23 pm »

-I hope you all liked my loyalty cascade, I was either gonna have Freeble launch a siege against the fort, which because of air vents...


Or that. You'll get your haulers, by the time-skip they will be back under Corai's control and influence.-
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2619 on: June 25, 2012, 06:16:30 pm »

[Gonna be gone for about 2 hours]
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2620 on: June 25, 2012, 06:40:23 pm »

[Okay, I'm home again.  Still have some unpacking to do, but nothing that can't wait until tomorrow.
During my few days' absence, I thought of quite a few things I want to do with the Gizogins.  Conveniently enough, a several-month timeskip would work perfectly well with my plans.  I'm just going to jump right back in with where the fortress currently is, which seems to be not too long after where it was when I last posted.]

Gizo X finished the last pass over the join and put down the blowtorch.  The second, larger G-Core was now completely integrated into his mechanisms, directly connected to his nervous system.  As he'd found out when experimenting with the first Core, he needed a direct link to the source in order to actually use any magic.  Because his mind was not living, it didn't have the natural capability to tap into local magical fields, the way that mortal practitioners did.  Direct skin contact therefore wasn't enough for him to use the G-Core for his spells.  For the first core, he'd had to jury-rig an interface between his mechanical mind and the Core.  This was partly responsible for the horrendous drain that even his smallest spells had put on the Core's reserves; such a crude linkage had been horribly inefficient.

This new interface was much better.  Gizo X had had to do some heavy modifications to himself to make it work, but as a neat side-effect, he'd almost doubled the efficiency of his other main systems.  That left quite a bit of leftover energy from his reactor, some of which he fed into the G-Core to be converted to magical energy.  It would recharge the Core slowly over time, so he wouldn't have to go back to the larger charging station nearly as often.

The practical upshot of all this was that Gizo X now had a very generous capacity for magic.  He closed up the incision he'd made in his main body cavity, and sealed everything back together, better than new.

That done, he walked back out into the hospital, where Cog Wrathhammer was standing, looking slightly irritated.  "Oh, there you are!" he said.  "I was wondering when you'd show your face again.  Look, I appreciate you looking after me and all, but I'd really best be off now.  I've stayed too long as it is, and I need to report back to the king.  So, if you could just give me the all-clear, I'll be on my way."

Gizo X nodded.  "Of course.  I'll just need to do some last examinations, which shouldn't take more than ten minutes or so, and then I'll check you out."

"Wonderful."

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Gizogin was hungry.  He was also lost.  He thought he recognized this tunnel, but they all looked so similar, he couldn't be sure.  'Oh well,' he thought.  'I won't get back by standing here deliberating.'  He kept walking, taking turns at random.  He didn't mark the tunnels or keep track of where he was going, so it came as a complete surprise when he looked up and saw that he'd stumbled right back into the fortress proper.  "Ha!  Take that, sense of direction!  I knew I didn't need one!" he shouted, which drew some queer looks from a passing group of dwarves.  Now back in a section of the fortress he recognized, Gizogin set off at a brisk pace for the dining hall (the old one, not the sealed one) to get some lunch (or dinner, or even breakfast; he had no idea what time it was).
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2621 on: June 25, 2012, 07:21:56 pm »

[Okay, I'm home again.  Still have some unpacking to do, but nothing that can't wait until tomorrow.
During my few days' absence, I thought of quite a few things I want to do with the Gizogins.  Conveniently enough, a several-month timeskip would work perfectly well with my plans.  I'm just going to jump right back in with where the fortress currently is, which seems to be not too long after where it was when I last posted.]

I think the time-skip will only be two weeks.  I would prefer a two month or so skip so the war doesn't seem so quick.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2622 on: June 25, 2012, 07:40:52 pm »

[Two weeks is also fine with me.
I'm pretty wired right now, which is odd considering my body clock is telling me it's 2 o-clock in the morning and I should be asleep.  I think I might even have more stuff to write up later tonight.]
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« Reply #2623 on: June 25, 2012, 07:44:02 pm »

Weird closed his eyes, and shook his head.

Was it so hard for other people to comprehend that animal husbandry was more than just taking care of the animals you have, but also the ones that will invariably come later?

The slither marks on the ground suggested 2 huge behemoths... and about 100 smaller ones of intermediate, but juvenile size.  The juveniles would have hunger. Lots of it. If they were fed, they would grow. If they weren't fed, they would eat each other instead. Nature is a hardassed bitch of a mother, and turns her children against each other regularly. If eric cared for *all* of his little pets, thry would have 102 giant, humongous, and voraciously carnivorous insects on the loose. Given the obviously enormous size of this batch he was caring for, their population size on the next generation would be in the hundreds of thousands. The generation after that would be in the millions.

Even if they lived on cookie crumbs and sunshine, they would breed us out of house and home if they had anything close to a fast reproductive cycle. Add multiple litters per genration, and you have compounding population.

These things were gonna be worse than kittens.. these things were strong enought to kill and eat crundles with ease. If they weren't all aggressively trained, or horrifically culled with obscene, almost genocidal fury, they would eventually and with certainty, start eating our population. Especially if they were as simple minded as he was insisting, and they associated dwarves with food.

If he wanted to keep them as pets, he would need to maintain a sensible number. This many was simply unacceptable. It was a bomb waiting to blow up.

"Eric... have you ever raised livestock?" He asked innocently.
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« Reply #2624 on: June 25, 2012, 08:51:02 pm »

Mrhappyface nodded to the 8 supersmiths and they set down their hammers and walked to the center of the chamber. On top of it was a large wooden chest, and with reverence, the oldest opened it. 100 mugs of pure obsidian lay within. Mrhappyface smiled, for they were part of the reason why so much suffering existed in this region.

A long time ago, there was a dwarven fortress named Weathertwists. It lasted for twenty years, overcoming tragedy and obstacle. And like most dwarven forts, it was a center of industry and drink. The militia was strong and the traps brilliant. Their steel was strong and their smithing legendary. But it was abandoned. No one really knew why, but many whisper that one year, the only things produced were mugs. 100 masterwork mugs of the darkest obsidian, decorated with ivory and steel were set outside the gates. When the caravan came in the summer, the fort was silent and the doors barred. The strange thing was, the doors of the fort were sealed from the inside.

Regardless, Weathertwist's products were still renowned, even half a world away. The goblin overseers and human lords would all claim they had a piece of Weathertwist, be it a battleaxe or a fine statue. But only the highest had the privilege of the obsidian mugs, with their almost abyss like qualities.

This is where it has become ominous. In nearly every town, there had been reports of grizly murders. Decapitated bodies thrown into wells and dried husks drained of blood. No town was safe from such happenigs.

Now there was one village, Breakmasts. It was a quiet farm community, with a small militia of five. It did not know the terrors of goblins, only the occasional kobold thief and bandits. But all things must past into the fold. One night, they all went to sleep as usual, making sure to stay close and indoors to be protected from the horrors of the night. But such petty attempts against greater terrors were futile. The only thing that remained of the villagers in the morning were their arms, each one grasping a ceramic mug. One survivor remained, a small boy named Adol Dayends wandering around with an obsidian mug. For a lonely month, he spent burying the remains with naught a tear in his eye. He knew that they would say it was the work of demons or vampires. His only companion was the mug. Its rim was rounded by spikes of bone, the handle steel, and its body the deepest black, the black of the ocean trenches.

Adol was only 14 and a peasant boy. He knew not how to swing a sword or draw a bow. But he had his father's knife, and that was enough for his quest: To return these unholy boutiques back to Weathertwist, for the gods spoke to him in a dream, that as long as these relics exist, that they would continue to taint the realm.
"What does a mug hold?" was their message.
It was a labor that took many years, for there were still 99 of them left. The first was perhaps the hardest, for he was only a boy with an iron cleaver. The guards of the castle eyed him suspiciouslly, keeping their hands upon hilts. They asked him of his reason for being here, and he replied by saying that he wanted a place to rest. Their dissaprooving scowls turned to oblivious smiles with a few coppers and a silver.
"Don't think we won't keep an eye on you." they said.
Adol simply said nothing and went in. He waited till nightfall, lying in the corner of the courtyard. With the guards stupid from drink and meat, stealth was not a necessity. They weren't that much different from when the cattle had finished grazing, and he past them effortlessly into the center of the keep. He climbed up the staircase on all fours until he reached the topmost hatch. Gingerly, he pushed it open and he crept into the bedroom. He was a portly man, the lord and in his hands laid the prize, identical to the one Adol possesed in his pack. He traversed the room in silence and stopped only when he was a foot away from the noble's slumbering form. Adol reached out and grasped it.
The man's eyes opened, as if the smooth glass was his flesh. Without certainity of the deed, Adol swung the knife. It cleaved through the throat, not too different from when his father did at the slaughterhouse. He gurgled as he died, crimson flowing down through his nightrobes and into the mug. Adol thought he heard a low moan, that of pleasure and pain coming from the mug. But that was just his imagination.
The town was in an uproar the next day. But he has already fled, away and back to his abandoned town. None lived there, not even the kobolds. It was in his old house he kept them, on the table where he once broke bread with his parents and siblings.
And so it continued, with many minor nobles and landowners dead, but with only their precious mugs gone and their wealth untouched. His tale has been lost to time, but it has been said that the creatures of the night have only feared one man.


The creation of the cursed mugs:

In the main hall of Weathertwists, a great mural was enscribed upon a monument of casted obsidian. The monument was shaped into that of a giant mug, 5 stories high. Upon it was shown the creation of those vile gifts...
It began with a tale of doom. The dwarves have dug too deep, but were also prepared for such. When the goblin hordes came, many a dwarf and greenskin met their end. But many were caught alive. The dwarves have created a cube of steel and brass, to honor their god of blood. Within it, there was a grinder of steel blades and those unfortunate enough to be caught by the dwarves were thrown into it. A bloody froth was formed from it, and the waters of the cavern deep kept it in a constant liquid state.
But it was later, when the foretold doom came. The mineral of the gods were taken, and from their prison escaped the demons. But it was not the doom for the dwarves, but for the spawn of the underworld. The blood of the earth mixed with the blood of the enemies from above, encasing the demons in a prison of rock. The dwarves rejoiced upon this.
But then, the god of blood spoke again.
"Give me tokens worth showing to the world. To represent us and our great union!"
The dwarves looked upon what they held most dear, their booze and industry and decided that  the mugs, were necessary to sate this lord of all the hells.
From the demon obsidian they took the cup, mined from the deeps. Then the steel handles from the blades that tasted a hundred greenskin flesh. And the ivory, from the creatures of the deepest caverns. The god of blood laughed that day and a lever was pulled.

Now all 100 of Adul's mugs lay in front of him. The others must not know of the mugs' presence, for even the least adept of mages have learned something of them.
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