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Did you have fun with this?

Yes
- 4 (14.3%)
No
- 1 (3.6%)
It was fun for a long time but towards the end it just started to drag
- 6 (21.4%)
I wish I could have joined in.
- 17 (60.7%)

Total Members Voted: 28


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Author Topic: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued... FULL DISCLOSURE  (Read 266063 times)

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2280 on: June 09, 2012, 08:09:13 pm »

"Phyrexia."  With that, he headed towards the entrance.

Follow me if you wish.

Counter was at (8888) when posted!

Wow, I get on just after everyone else gets off.
« Last Edit: June 09, 2012, 08:46:29 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2281 on: June 09, 2012, 08:57:46 pm »

[I'm still here.  I just don't have anything to say right now.]
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2282 on: June 09, 2012, 08:59:39 pm »

No one who is nearby me is on.  Wait, wasn't one of you in the kitchen and heard me say "Phyrexia?"
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2283 on: June 09, 2012, 09:03:49 pm »

[Nah, that me went down to the bunker to try and get some sleep.  Too bad it's completely barren.  I guess he'll just nap on the floor.]
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2284 on: June 09, 2012, 09:19:46 pm »

I have only 40 minutes remaining on the computer, and none of the people that will be affecting the storyline, are online.

You have got to be kidding me.  Not a single person that could possibly affect the storyline is online.  Don't advance it any, because there is a certain way I want it to go.
« Last Edit: June 09, 2012, 09:55:00 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2285 on: June 09, 2012, 10:15:36 pm »

[There are a few storylines going on right now.  When will you next be online?]
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Eric Blank

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2286 on: June 09, 2012, 10:46:30 pm »

[Well, crap. Here I was taking a nap and as soon as I got up I had to medicate my cat, who managed to get a grass seed stuck in her eye.]

You have got to be kidding me.  Not a single person that could possibly affect the storyline is online.  Don't advance it any, because there is a certain way I want it to go.

[Come on, you've really got to either give us a clue or let us have our free will and eat it too, and work around the leftovers. Nothing we can do will kill your story if you don't involve ludicrous detail in the plan to begin with so you can work around the absolutely-going-to-happen change of plans, but you're killing ours.]

The pair of unsavory characters marched out the front gates and approached the dragon commander, standing over 30 feet tall when upright and balancing his otherwise quadrapedal form with his halberd. This must be how those Ewoks felt when facing down an AT-ST in Star Wars, Eric thought, and here I am about as well-prepared as they are versus a similar fire-breathing giant. Roead of course was only consciously thinking about how he'd end the siege and finally get his sleep. The dragon commander addressed them by name, then asked if they were prepared to negotiate their surrender to the siege.

"Not really, no. I heard that you're here searching for some refugees, correct? As my friend had told you before, we have no recent refugees and only a handful of foreigners in general in our borders. Is there anything else we can help you with? Oh, and just between you and me;" Eric made the motion to activate his power, "When Zanzetkuken was emperor, exactly how much information did he leave behind about our defenses?"

[This is for Zanzetkuken alone to answer, apparently.]

Deep below ground, the centipede pit had become something of a mosh pit, a psychadelic rave of bioluminescence generated by a completely blind organism. Eggs had hatched. Hundreds of softball-sized eggs, containing 8-inch-long disco bugs. The two parents had already grown to a length of eleven feet on a healthy diet of dead animals. They collectively reacted to their master's distress with panic, and he could feel a weak throbbing tension in the back of his mind, telling him that his pets were stirring.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2287 on: June 09, 2012, 11:15:30 pm »

The first component was completed. A fluted and grilled helmet of a knight: 8 feet tall, it was engraved with life-sized scenes of death and battle in gold and silver. Blood dripped in rubies, and bone in pale pearl. But this was only a single piece.
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Reudh

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2288 on: June 09, 2012, 11:26:10 pm »

[I think Reudh could be spiced up a bit more... I got so left behind it was hilarious.]

Reudh awoke from his oddly long sleep.

"Wait, there's a battle?"

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2289 on: June 09, 2012, 11:39:08 pm »

[I think Reudh could be spiced up a bit more... I got so left behind it was hilarious.]

Reudh awoke from his oddly long sleep.

"Wait, there's a battle?"

[Where were you sleeping?]
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Reudh

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2290 on: June 09, 2012, 11:40:57 pm »

[I guess in his room in the fort? But have we moved since then? Arg, it's so hard to keep up.]

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2291 on: June 09, 2012, 11:44:41 pm »

[I imagine, unless you had some specific reason not to, that you would have moved to the bunker when the alarm sounded.]
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2292 on: June 09, 2012, 11:53:21 pm »

-Reudh, why dont you help Corai contain fluffballs? Im awfully bored. This is why I am just a asshole IC, cause it gives me a reason to be near people.-


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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2293 on: June 10, 2012, 12:14:28 am »

[May as well. I guess while Reudh is of passable muster as a fighter, his skills might be more useful staying inside.]

Corai shot past Reudh, screaming. "THESE BLOODY FLUFFBALLS!" he yelled.

Reudh stopped him from running further and asked "Do you need some help, Corai?"

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2294 on: June 10, 2012, 12:17:33 am »

[May as well. I guess while Reudh is of passable muster as a fighter, his skills might be more useful staying inside.]

Corai shot past Reudh, screaming. "THESE BLOODY FLUFFBALLS!" he yelled.

Reudh stopped him from running further and asked "Do you need some help, Corai?"

-Actually, Im at the dining hall holding chairs against the door. The fluffballs are luckily contained, if they werent, then we would be begging demons to take us in as slaves.


Tentacle demons even.
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