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[wierd]

"That does it." Weird spat indolently.

"See if this stupid cunt has any belladonna berries or giant red poppies in that bag of hers. There's more than one wa to extract information."

[Reudh]

One of the other dwarves, Reudh is not sure who, motions for Reudh to attack the elf.

The elf, lying on the ground, gazes up at him with a strange smile.

Reudh closes his eyes, and brings down his hammer as hard as he could. KERRRAHCK goes the skull of the elf.
Blood and gore splatter on all of the dwarves, who shake their beards clean with a vigorous shaking motion.

Reudh opens his eyes, to find the nearly decapitated elf finally still.

[Mrhappyface]

Hey Hugo? You got any experience with ancient, mystical tablets?

[Splint]

Splint steps up, cracks the elf over the head and rummages through the bag. "There's something in here... What do those things look like?" He asks, a knee in it's neck to keep it down.

[Eric Blank]

"What the hell..." Eric looks onward puzzled by the estranged elf, who despite smelling of death is not herself rotten, but so strange in manner...

"Their master must be some sort of witchdoctor or shaman or something. I remember something about things like this back on Earth. Voodoo witchdoctors and that sort of crap. But necromancy is a real magic, so why not?"

[Corai]

At the tower.


Corai and the kobolds split into teams of two, Corai sneaked pass a group of elves surrounding a dwarf, whistling. He shielded his eyes, dwarves did not have nice junk. He climbed the tower with his partner, who quickly fell to his death, attracting attention.


A KOBOLD! GET THE MASTER!

"Oh armok..."

He climbed quickly, and found a loose stone, he began pulling them and dropping, cracking bones below. He made a big enough hole to get inside with, and he was shocked.

"......I DID NOT HAVE TO SEE ANY OF THIS! MY EYES! IT BURNS!" he screamed, again, dwarven junk, and prostitutes, were not a pretty sight to kobolds.


Ninjaed x20

[WillowLuman]

Back in the tower.

"Master, I see guests! And they have started the fun without meeting everyone, and they're doing it wrong!"

A figure sat on a throne of wood and animal bones. It was swarthed in pelts, bone jewelry, and wore a large ram skull on it's head. "Escort them here. Now."

[Kofthefens]

Kofthefens glides off towards the tower.

[WillowLuman]

Suddenly, howling surrounded the camp. Elves stepped out of the woods, and their eyes glowed red. Some of them were shifting and cracking. "COME" they said in unison.

[stormtemplar]

Stormtemplar runs after Corai, his sword maiming and killing the group of elves and dwarf. He calls up "Anything you want me to do?"

[wierd]

(Expert poisoner's note.  A mixture of nightshade (belladonna) and opium creates a very powerful psychoactive mix that induces "twilight sleep".  Those affected are literally unable to lie, and the coctail supresses most higher brain functions that enable people to do so.  The soviet union used a more refined version made of injected scopalomine and morphine.)

[WillowLuman]

All the elves began transforming. They grew claws, and fur appeared on them. Soon, the entire camp was surrounded by werewolves.

[Splint]

"Purple shit... purple shit... Fisher berry... Peice of... i don't wanna know... Ohh! A gold coin! Mine now!" He jumps at a chorus of voices, and sees elves coiming out of the woodwork. "Ah balls." He moves quickly, stoving in the pinned elf's head and waiting to see who would move first. And then the transformations began.

"Hey Hugo, about that flamer?"

[WillowLuman]

"Take them to me, but ensure they are not harmed," the master commanded to his lieutenant. "These may be the ones the Goddess spoke of."

[stormtemplar]

Stormtemplar holds his sword and shield at the ready, glad he brought his armor. "Uhhh Corai, I'm thinking this was a BAD plan" "HEY GUYS HEEEEEEEELP!"