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[Oliolli]

As they reached the fort, Oliolli ignored the dead cyborg, and started moving toward Gizogin's hospital. On the way, he ran into another cyborg, this one still active. Oliolli tried to bypass and ignore it, unsuccesfully. The cyborg grabbed Oliolli, and said in a cold monotone:
"You will come with us for compulsory upgrading."
"We really don't have time for this. We need to see the doctor."
"Take. Your hands. Off. Me."
"I know you can't see inside our mind, but he's smouldering with rage right now."
"Refusal is not an accepted option."
Oliolli set down the weapons, and detached the sword from the handle he had made. In a swift movement, he cut the cyborg's arms off at the elbows, before proceeding to detach it's head. Oliolli, being extremely annoyed by everything that had been going on, the rain, the axe murderer, the loss of limb and the alleged failure to stop the centipedes, sat down next to the incapacitated cyborg and cut off it's legs and upper arms, followed by cutting all the limbs apart at the joints. Next he grabbed the cyborg's detached head and tore out it's teeth and tongue, removed it's ears and nose and gouged out it's eyes. After that he sat there, next to the pile of mangled body parts until Gizogin arrived on the scene. As Oliolli looked at him, Gizogin realized that he had never been so happy to see someone was NOT smiling.
"I suggest you take us to the hospital and patch us up. And don't say anything. I mean it."

[Aseaheru]

then it started raining.



raining bolts.
raining snow.

[WillowLuman]

That would be very bad for everyone outside. Seriously, let's not engage full randomness. Batshit insane maybe, but not complete randomness.

[Aseaheru]

fine.


modifying!

[WillowLuman]

Hugoli suddenly froze up.

Oliolli is here. We can smell him. So? We must silence Eric! Hmph, if we do see Oliolli, WE are taking full control. Do we want to screw everything up? Leave US in charge!

[Mrhappyface]

Bolts of chequered cloth napkins to be precise!

[Aseaheru]

and then something said:

"ITS RAINING SNOW DAMIT! NOTICE THE INSANITY! ALSO NOTICE THE OTHER THINGS I DROPPED YOU NUTCASES!"

[WillowLuman]

HugoLuman looked at Oliolli. "Just when things were looking up, this kind of shit happens. Oliolli, do you think you can do that again in your condition?"

"I could fucking EAT the next thing that lays hands on me!"

"Well, I hope so. I hear chainsaws."
Don't bring Armok into this. Direct divine interference can be very unsatisfying. Besides, ADHD randomness isn't really his style. Gods tend to like to play chess with the world.

[Aseaheru]

he might have multable personallitys.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

...But clockwork is deep indoors. No one outside could possibly have seen him...

HugoLuman looked at the dead cyborg lying outside the gate. "Aw shit," he said. "A blatant reference to a TV show, made into an actual homicidal being? This could only be my handiwork."

Zanzetkuken was surprised for a second, then he realized what HugoLuman meant. "Oh, you mean the other you."

"Afraid so."

Meh, I thought he was in an outdoor shack.

Zanzetkuken heard the commotion down below from Hugoli chasing Eric, and sprinted down there.  He spotted them near a catwalk and Hugoli approaching it.  He brought the sword of war and peace into existence again, having dispelled it and the other blade earlier.  He used his other hand to launch a sunlance at Hugoli, which barely missed as Hugoli dodged.  Eric was suprised by the sudden appearance of Zanzetkuken, and almost fell off the catwalk, but he caught himself.  When he saw the attack had not struck Hugoli, he summoned his other blade and equipped his darksteel plate.

Spoiler: Cards I used (click to show/hide)

With this last card, my opponent has to remove the armor to do damage to me.

he might have multable personallitys.

No, Armok prefers to have all the damage done by ourselves to ourselves.  He just provides inspiration.  That my character have gotten past due to the logical nature of his mind.  Think Obi-wan Kenobi or Venser.

[WillowLuman]

[Again, how can you hear the commotion? The shack may have been above ground, but the only entrance was from under. Hugo ran off far down the tunnel after Eric.]

"Oh, it's that damn meddler! Fuck you, you make us waste all our power!" Hugoli snapped his fingers, and Zanzetkuken suddenly found himself completely immobile. Suspended animation. He snapped with his other hand, and Zanzetkuken's camo returned.

Hugoli fell to his knees. Now Zanzetkuken could do nothing until unstuck by someone else, but Hugoli had used up the last of his psychic energy in trapping him. Now he'd have to rely on brute strength.

[Aseaheru]

and then his ass started flashing.


(from a different thread)

[Eric Blank]

[Again, how can you hear the commotion? The shack may have been above ground, but the only entrance was from under. Hugo ran off far down the tunnel after Eric.]

Actually I collapsed the thing from the exterior, standing in the open, because I had no fucking clue how to get inside without getting hacked to pieces (I am not good at entering. Breaking, yes, but entering is too risky.) If Zanzetkuken popped out of nowhere just to spite me and ruin my plans save me from impending doom so be it.

Also, the catwalks I was threatening to enter were above-ground, where the retaining walls are being constructed. They would count as nightmarish factory becuase... well, dwarves aren't so good at making safe catwalks. The cyborgs would probably collapse the floor underneath them. Plus I'd have bricks to throw. I was unarmed at the time.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

[Again, how can you hear the commotion? The shack may have been above ground, but the only entrance was from under. Hugo ran off far down the tunnel after Eric.]

Actually I collapsed the thing from the exterior, standing in the open, because I had no fucking clue how to get inside without getting hacked to pieces (I am not good at entering. Breaking, yes, but entering is too risky.) If Zanzetkuken popped out of nowhere just to spite me and ruin my plans save me from impending doom so be it.

Also, the catwalks I was threatening to enter were above-ground, where the retaining walls are being constructed. They would count as nightmarish factory becuase... well, dwarves aren't so good at making safe catwalks. The cyborgs would probably collapse the floor underneath them. Plus I'd have bricks to throw. I was unarmed at the time.

Couldn't let you steal the kill.

[Again, how can you hear the commotion? The shack may have been above ground, but the only entrance was from under. Hugo ran off far down the tunnel after Eric.]

Sound travels far underground, and in the trance he was in, he could hear a pin drop in that commotion.

"Oh, it's that damn meddler! Fuck you, you make us waste all our power!" Hugoli snapped his fingers, and Zanzetkuken suddenly found himself completely immobile. Suspended animation. He snapped with his other hand, and Zanzetkuken's camo returned.

Hugoli fell to his knees. Now Zanzetkuken could do nothing until unstuck by someone else, but Hugoli had used up the last of his psychic energy in trapping him. Now he'd have to rely on brute strength.

I am glad I had the forethought to get the reflex booster, thought Zanzetkuken.  I am able to at least launch one spell. (He saw the psychic blast coming and desummoned one of his blades.)  He went through his mental list of what he could do, and realized what he could do.  He brought the mana to him, then launched the spell.  It was to call another planeswalker to his aid.  And that planeswalker, was Karn, silver golem.  Karn freed Zanzetkuken from the psychic energy, but then left.  Zanzetkuken did not notice, because he regained the blade he desummoned and charged Clockwork, slicing through the the right wrist!

Spoiler: Karn (click to show/hide)

He left because he had no loyalty counters, due to the psychic barrier being in two layers.

[WillowLuman]

The fake flesh slipped off of his right hand, but the underlying metal was unharmed. "Our avatar is made of a metal specially created! Nothing magical can scratch it!" He kicked Zanzetkuken in the chest, knocking him over the railing and leaving him hanging by his hands.

Before he could send Zanzetkuken falling to his doom, however, he grabbed his head. That's it. I'M taking the driver's seat! You've used up all our power and it didn't even work! Wait, thinking in singular pronouns? Does that mean- YES, it does. Move over!