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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1485 on: May 29, 2012, 05:36:30 am »

The rain was getting heavy. Thunder was heard every now and then. Oliolli didn't like the situation. The rain and darkness made it difficult to see, and the sound of the rain and thunder made it difficult to hear. Even so, the tracks continued and were easy to follow. Oliolli could hear the running steps behind him through the rain too late - before he could react, Oliolli felt an incredible pain in his right shoulder, as the axe sunk in. Oliolli remained capable of acting despite the pain, and he quickly stepped his left leg behind himself and positioned it behind where the attacker's left leg should be. He then kicked forward, displacing the attacker's footing. Using the split-second he had earned Oliolli kicked back with his right leg toward the attacker's right leg. The attacker's reflexes were faster than it's thoughts, working to move the leg out of the kick's way, further disrupting the attacker's balance. His right leg now between the attacker's legs, Oliolli kicked up. The attack connected, and a pained groan could be heard from behind. By now the attacker had regained it's balance, and pulled the axe out of Oliolli's shouder. Anticipating this, Oliolli was ready to spin as soon as the axe was taken out. Rotating to his left, Oliolli slashed at the attacker with his sword and kept turning until his freely flailing right arm, still holding onto the slade hammer, came about and almost struck at the attacker, who blocked, only to be knocked off balance by the momentum of the slade hammer. Now facing his attacker, Oliolli lunged at it, sinking his sword into the chest of the attacker, piercing a lung. Finally getting a good look at the axe-crazy attacker, all Oliolli could see in the darkness was that it was human. A man, to be exact. As Oliolli pulled the sword out the axeman struck at Oliolli again. Oliolli was surprised by this, as he hadn't expected a human to still remain working so well after a pierced lung and probably a broken rib or two. Even so, Oliolli's reflexes kicked in, causing him to dodge the attack, turning to his right. The last Oliolli saw of the axe was that it was still in motion, being prepared for another attack. The attack came too quickly for Oliolli to react, the axe sinking again into the same spot as last time, nearly cutting a large chunk of flesh, arm included, off. Oliolli understood that the chunk would have to come off sooner or later, so he tried a gamble: he stabbed the adamantine sword through his own side. The sword cut the blade off the axe, leaving it nearly useless. In addition it released the dead weight, which dropped to the ground. The pain was incredible, of course, but Oliollis are capable of withstanding it. The attacker threw the mangled axe away and instead grabbed the slade hammer, which was still held by the hand of Oliolli's detached arm. Taking some distance to the attacker, Oliolli turned around to see him charging, holding the slade hammer above his head. Oliolli ducked to the left as the blow came down, and immediately attempted to cut off the human's hands as they were pulling the hammer out of the ground. The axeman anticipated this, releasing his grasp on the hammer, and, to Oliolli's surprise, started spinning clockwise. Oliolli soon realised why: as soon as his hands were near the hammer again, the axeman grabbed it and used his momentum to swing it at Oliolli, who jumped to avoid to strike. Oliolli didn't jump early enough, and the hammer struck him in the right knee with massive force. Oliolli was sent into a front flip by the blow, but  soon realised how he could use this situation to his advantage. As he was in the air upside-down, he slashed at the attackers hands, cutting the right one off at the wrist. The remaining momentum in the hammer took the human off balance as Oliolli fell to the ground. Acting quickly Oliolli rose to his feet, instinctively avoiding his right foot. Seeing the axeman lying on his face, Oliolli took a step towards him... forgetting about his right foot and fell down. Oliolli tried to set his arm down to break his fall, accidentally positioning his it so, that as he fell down the sword's blade cut the axeman's head into two. When Oliolli got up again and saw the attacker dead, he would've facepalmed, if he had still had an empty hand to do so with. Once he was sure the attacker was dead, Oliolli turned his attention to his own wounds. His right foot was bent to an unnatural angle and the missing chunk of flesh would cause problems if the blood wasn't stopped soon. Using the sword, his remaining hand and his teeth, he managed to create makeshift dressing large enough to cover the wound out of the axeman's shirt. Oliolli put it into the right place, made sure it was tight enough and got to work on making a handle of some sort that would allow him to carry both of his weapons back to the fort with only one hand. The loss of blood had been great, though, and Oliolli had to stop for rest soon.

OOC: Please, don't Deus Ex Machina Oliolli out of there or anything. He can make it back to the fort on his own.

100 pages!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1486 on: May 29, 2012, 08:58:26 am »

100 pages indeed. Huzzah!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1487 on: May 29, 2012, 10:53:56 am »

So when Corai respawned this time, it combined with his spark to send him across the blind eternities to our dimension.  I was out planeswalking at the time, and due to how quickly the respawn would have needed to happen, it would have sent a beam of light along its path, one that I would notice.  And by noticing, I would follow it and discover the pathway to this place.  So I now know how to get back to here, and the pathway to the planes where everyone else is at.  Sweet.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1488 on: May 29, 2012, 11:09:42 am »

"Uh...Guys? I'm still trapped to the surgical table."
"Hello?"
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1489 on: May 29, 2012, 11:42:10 am »

"Uh...Guys? I'm still trapped to the surgical table."
"Hello?"
Mrhappyface shed a tear of remorse at the fact no one even got a shot at him.

The future refugees arrive, activate the mechanical body parts attached to HappyFace, release him, and rush towards the realm gate with him.

When you arrive, there will be a structure that looks like a stargate, but has twice the diameter.  Make sure you run into a couple beings along the way.

Hey Corai, three kobolds just tried to steal from my fort in my mod.  Was this your doing?
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1490 on: May 29, 2012, 12:17:42 pm »

(Not sure we should be able to go to the "Real World.")
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1491 on: May 29, 2012, 12:48:35 pm »

"Fine, fine. Let's go."
I step through the plane gate with the other refugees.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1492 on: May 29, 2012, 01:09:07 pm »

(Not sure we should be able to go to the "Real World.")

You won't be able to (yet), but planeswalkers will be able to, and only a handful of the one in a million have their sparks activated.  And who says I will share the secret yet?  Or even go there in the first place.

"Fine, fine. Let's go."
I step through the plane gate with the other refugees.

You chose where you go to in your realm, and if they are accepted into the fort or given supplies to create their own embark.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1493 on: May 29, 2012, 01:11:04 pm »

"Yeah, let's just go back straight to the 12th Bay."
(Also, who are we fighting against then?)
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1494 on: May 29, 2012, 01:43:54 pm »

The corrupt government will not like you taking in refugees, and I am not going back there, so expect a reoccupying of the outpost in your realm, and more being made in preparation to attack you.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1495 on: May 29, 2012, 02:01:46 pm »

I suggest listening to the theme of morrowind when reading this, or at least some sort of music.

In the Mountains to the north-east...

A small band of adventurers walk over a hill towards the nearby mountain range they cross through a thick forest and reach the site of a dwarven fortress.

Yes, our search has not been in vain, thought the group's leader.

One adventurer of the party walks over to a rock that had fallen from above the main doorway, etched upon it was the dwarven word 'Koganusƒn.'

Boatmurdered.


Soon, all across the continent, reports came in, fortresses long thought to be lost were found again, Headshoots, the various Sparkgears, Halltraded, Gemclod, and others have been rediscovered.

At one fort known as the Twelfth Bay, some dwarven merchants arrived.  And they claimed to be from a place known as Swordthunders...
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« Reply #1496 on: May 29, 2012, 02:06:35 pm »

So upon a throne of blackened skull, the reign of dwarves have begun again.
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« Reply #1497 on: May 29, 2012, 02:14:31 pm »

So upon a throne of blackened skull, the reign of dwarves have begun again.

How true that will prove to be.
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« Reply #1498 on: May 29, 2012, 04:30:42 pm »

There were traders in the depot, now deep within two rings of walls, one 171 meters square and covered in catwalks, the next over 300 and hosting another major gatehouse as the trade depot had. They claimed to be from Swordthunders, a name that rang a bell in Eric's memory. A bell that sang a sad, yet terrifying note fit for any 50's horror movie. They brought with them a single (☼<☼battleaxe☼>☼), the shaft and flat of the blade being steel decorated with gold and gemstone caligraphy and various images for both decoration and to add weight to a blow, while the edges of the blade and a long pike protruding from the top were adamantine, for the superior cutting edge. The price of that alone was a hefty ☼214k, but they bought the entire caravan out with several hundred ☼kitten tallow stews☼ and a trade in some simple, benign mechanical devices that Bay12 members had knowledge in, such as weight scales and mechanical calculators.

All in all, the big project was continuing as per Eric's expectations. The pump stacks were halfway excavated, although the glassmakers, being glassmakers, weren't as quick to produce the fireproof components they would need. Both the outer guard wall and the retaining wall for the casting chamber were 3 stories tall. The guard wall would be a total of 5 stories, with the top two providing fortifications for archers and ballista emplacements, while the remainder would be solid except for some barracks and stockpile space for troops on guard. The gatehouse the traders had come through would be 7 stories tall, with cylindrical 21 meter wide towers connected by a solid bridge to which a traditional castle drawbridge would raise, and bristling with smaller ballista positions and it's own barracks for melee troops. Behind the gatehouse was a long corridor of walls and a downward ramp covered by a bridge for traders to cross. The ramps, of course, led to a dense hallway of traps to slaughter invaders that the marksdwarves failed to eradicate.

But for now it was time for Eric to have lunch. Cog could handle things while he was gone, and you can't build good walls on an empty stomach!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1499 on: May 29, 2012, 05:43:44 pm »

Edit: Just saw the bit about the pump-stacks not being finished
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