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[Corai]

Corai raises the human's corpse and holds it like a shield, it is horribly burned and now on fire, and now the body is destroyed.


"You just mutilated your own friend's corpse, you oversized lizard!" he yelled, then laughed. "Hows that feel?"

-You-

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

The dragon has become enraged!  It charges corai, breathing fire the entire way!

I am being forced off the internet, so Weird gets control of the force that is fighting Corai.

[wierd]

Gizogen had finally gotten around to dressing joykill's chest and waist with a plaster dressing. Given his brusk bedside manner and insensitive manner-of-fact method of application had been barely tolerable.  The lack of analgesics in this place was horrendous.

Retiring to his own room for the very first time since the new fort was founded.  The fortress clothiers had taken pity on him, and had given him a pair of coarse ropereed fiber trousers and a shirt.  It was better than being naked, what with his suit busted.

Arranging the quarters so that a makeshift formulary bench could be set up, and pushing the furniture around with great care to avoid agrivating his mending ribs, he surveyed the room.

It was bigger than his old quarters, but he didn't have an actual lab here yet.  That would change in the next few days.

Dropping the battered remains of his hazard suit on the floor in true dwarven tradition, he set out to find a glassworks.  He needed to cook up some lab glassware, and make a few dozen rolls of glass fiber thread.  Hazard suits don't make themselves.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

I am being forced off the internet, so Weird gets control of the force that is fighting Corai.  Acknowledged?

[Corai]

"Oh armok." he whispered, taking the corpse's sword.


"This feels so wrong, using this guy's corpse as a shield." he said. It looked very wrong.
"Lets hope this sword can cut..." he said, throwing the corpse into the dragon's firebreathing mouth, making her gag and stop breathing fire. He then ran and stabbed, then ripped apart the Achilles's heel, rendering that leg worthless.

-Joykill-

[wierd]

Negative ZTG. That is an unwise decision. I desire deus ex machina dragons to become lean meat dragon burger roasts just as much as corai does.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

You also have control of a human, a kobold, nine dragons, ten elves, and ten goblins.  And they are all trying to kill Corai!  and you are the only other active person on this thead.

[wierd]

Only joykill and goblins get to kill corai. It's personal.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Then use the goblins!  Or else Corai has to control that force, unless someone else gets on!

[wierd]

That would make him respawn too closely to my real character. Joykill isn't ready for that yet.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

That would make him respawn too closely to my real character. Joykill isn't ready for that yet.

He can respawn where the rest of the kobolds in your dimension are at!

And if you don't do it, Corai has to do the battle objectively!

I've got only ten nine eight seven six minutes left!

I'm getting off.

Corai, it looks like you'll have to do the battle objectively, and wait until happyface is escaping to try to kill him.

[Eric Blank]

[And isn't that too close?

I can take over the dragonic guard and get them killed for shits and giggles.]


Seeing their friend being tortured by a tiny kobold, three more dragons filed in through the doorway, lined up with their shields and swords at the ready and used their breath attacks in unison, bathing the entire room in flame. They marched forward towards where Corai had been before the fire obscured their vision, prepared to cover one-another. The remaining five dragons filed in behind them, formed a similar shield wall, covering the entrance of the smaller humanoid soldiers. All but three elves had entered the room behind the dragons, two to guard the door or seal it when necessary and the other having ran down the hall to report the attack.

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[Corai]

"FU." Corai said, turning around, the dragon behind him already crippled, unable to stand.

"YOU WANT SOME?" he screamed, staring at the elves.

[Eric Blank]

The three breaching dragons split up and attempted to surround Corai while another three, 5 goblins, and 1 elf skirted the wall on Corai's left towards the doorway into the prison. They were trying to block his escape and await elite warriors to back them up.

[Corai]

Corai smiled, he'd finally get to see limbs fly.

"If my idiot workers can take down A ENTIRE DRACONIC ARMY, THEN IM SURE I CAN DECIMATE YOU PUSHOVERS." he said, sprinting towards the closest guard, which happened to be goblin. He plunged the iron sword into it's chest, piercing a lung before he even knew the kobold had moved.