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Did you have fun with this?

Yes
- 4 (14.3%)
No
- 1 (3.6%)
It was fun for a long time but towards the end it just started to drag
- 6 (21.4%)
I wish I could have joined in.
- 17 (60.7%)

Total Members Voted: 28


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Author Topic: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued... FULL DISCLOSURE  (Read 266328 times)

Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1440 on: May 28, 2012, 08:00:38 pm »

".....Thats alot of people, but hey. I cant die. Only thing stopping me is if Armok gets bored." Corai said, taking aim.


Human has been struck down x8

Dragon has been struck down x1

Kobold has been struck down x9

Summarizes the impending assault before they got their wits and ducked for cover.

"Hell yeah! Thats what I call accuracy!" Corai said, fistpumping. He ran to the door and reloaded, laying down another round of 15 bullets, not killing anything, but sending them diving for cover.

"Dodge, little children!" Corai said, smiling. "Wheres that lever." He thought, ducking back behind the wall.


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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1441 on: May 28, 2012, 08:09:21 pm »

In the guard room, behind the seven lock iron door that launches instant kill darts if you get one of the locks in the wrong combination and resets itself every 30 seconds.  They don't want a prison break.

Wait, if these people are ourselves, why do we speak about them in the third-person?
« Last Edit: May 28, 2012, 08:45:41 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1442 on: May 28, 2012, 08:53:26 pm »

In the guard room, behind the seven lock iron door that launches instant kill darts if you get one of the locks in the wrong combination and resets itself every 30 seconds.  They don't want a prison break.

Wait, if these people are ourselves, why do we speak about them in the third-person?

-"Some of us prefer the storyteller form of roleplaying, in which you control your charecter thru the way I am now" the forumite said to Zanzetkuken, explaining.-
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Eric Blank

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1443 on: May 28, 2012, 08:55:05 pm »

In the guard room, behind the seven lock iron door that launches instant kill darts if you get one of the locks in the wrong combination and resets itself every 30 seconds.  They don't want a prison break.

Wait, if these people are ourselves, why do we speak about them in the third-person?

Because we aren't talking in present tense, and not literally about us but a fictional clone of ourselves. And because we'd look even wierder if we used first person.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1444 on: May 28, 2012, 08:56:52 pm »

In the guard room, behind the seven lock iron door that launches instant kill darts if you get one of the locks in the wrong combination and resets itself every 30 seconds.  They don't want a prison break.

Wait, if these people are ourselves, why do we speak about them in the third-person?

-"Some of us prefer the storyteller form of roleplaying, in which you control your charecter thru the way I am now" the forumite said to Zanzetkuken, explaining.-

You know that was out of character, right?  If not, I must say that when the text is orange, I am in character, and when it is white, out of character.  Got it?

In the guard room, behind the seven lock iron door that launches instant kill darts if you get one of the locks in the wrong combination and resets itself every 30 seconds.  They don't want a prison break.

Wait, if these people are ourselves, why do we speak about them in the third-person?

Because we aren't talking in present tense, and not literally about us but a fictional clone of ourselves. And because we'd look even wierder if we used first person.

True, True.
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1445 on: May 28, 2012, 09:00:16 pm »

In the guard room, behind the seven lock iron door that launches instant kill darts if you get one of the locks in the wrong combination and resets itself every 30 seconds.  They don't want a prison break.

Wait, if these people are ourselves, why do we speak about them in the third-person?

-"Some of us prefer the storyteller form of roleplaying, in which you control your charecter thru the way I am now" the forumite said to Zanzetkuken, explaining.-

You know that was out of character, right?  If not, I must say that when the text is orange, I am in character, and when it is white, out of character.  Got it?

In the guard room, behind the seven lock iron door that launches instant kill darts if you get one of the locks in the wrong combination and resets itself every 30 seconds.  They don't want a prison break.

Wait, if these people are ourselves, why do we speak about them in the third-person?

Because we aren't talking in present tense, and not literally about us but a fictional clone of ourselves. And because we'd look even wierder if we used first person.

True, True.

-"Did you not notice that all the sudden "" is inbetween the --? Corai uses -- to distinguish OOC, out of charecter. This is very weird to read because it is in charecter but out of charecter, I should stop explaining now shouldnt I?" the forumite said, confusing himself.-
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wierd

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1446 on: May 28, 2012, 09:05:47 pm »

"Get on with the show!" Shouted the vacationer. "This is getting waaaay to meta!" Then he took a bite of his edy's fruit bar.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1447 on: May 28, 2012, 09:08:56 pm »

HappyFace, Corai, What are your characters doing?!
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1448 on: May 28, 2012, 09:09:38 pm »

-I am playing minecraft until people start posting.-
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1449 on: May 28, 2012, 09:12:30 pm »

HappyFace, Corai, What are your characters doing?!

Perhaps Happyface is eating, sleeping, drinking, on break or attending party :P

Dwarves can't perform more than one task at once!
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Splint

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1450 on: May 28, 2012, 09:12:49 pm »

[Just play Kobold Camp instead.]

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1451 on: May 28, 2012, 09:13:55 pm »

-I am playing minecraft until people start posting.-

You are up!  You need to post the results of the fight, or something interesting that is happening during the fight!  The guards should put up a decent fight.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1452 on: May 28, 2012, 09:14:36 pm »

"I'm on vacation!" Shouted the vacationer. "You know, when you take time off from work to go do .....stuff... like, camping and shit!"

The vacationer kicked back on his friend's couch, composing this message on his phone.

"Honestly, this thread has gotten so totally out of control meta, that I just had to comment on that fact!" He wrote.

"I should so totally be home tomorrow after the 4 hour drive across the state line, and I can dig joykill out of his hospital bed by then, so quit with all the meta!... oh yeah, maybe I should should quit too."
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1453 on: May 28, 2012, 09:18:34 pm »

"I'm on vacation!" Shouted the vacationer. "You know, when you take time off from work to go do .....stuff... like, camping and shit!"

The vacationer kicked back on his friend's couch, composing this message on his phone.

"Honestly, this thread has gotten so totally out of control meta, that I just had to comment on that fact!" He wrote.

"I should so totally be home tomorrow after the 4 hour drive across the state line, and I can dig joykill out of his hospital bed by then, so quit with all the meta!... oh yeah, maybe I should should quit too."
-Oh god, tell me I forgot your charecter is in the hospital. Tell me thats what you meant.-

-Oh, I am? TURN OFF MINECRAFT, TURN OFF.-

Corai snuck into the shadows as te guards flew out the door to find him, once they were outside he snuck in, a lone human left to guard the room.

"Hello." Corai said, grabbing a table leg that was broken off in the panic. "Goodbye."

Urist Mchumanguard has gone missing...

-Your up.-
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1454 on: May 28, 2012, 09:22:50 pm »

A dragon looks into the room to investigate the noise, and sees his dead comrade and Corai.  She breathes fire into the room!

Dragons are not bias against gender within their military.

You.
« Last Edit: May 28, 2012, 09:27:44 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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