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[Splint]

"S-Stone? Elves? WHAT SORT OF HERESY IS THIS!!!???" the ragged pikeman shouts. "I can deal with a kobold ina tux and ghost arguing over toxins, because those two did that when they were alive anyway! What sort of hell are we still in!?" Several confused glances come his way. "DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! ITS TRUE!"

[Kofthefens]

You're holding an actual crossbow, right? Not going to tickle their livers with spectral bolts?

Have you seen the return of the king? The ghost army?

Nay, I only ever saw the first movie in it's entirety.

Look around 4:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nprrgz8qZiw

[stormtemplar]

Stormtemplar raises an eyebrow at the odd elves and draws his sword out further. "Answer my question weirdo"

[Corai]

A kobold begins jumping up and down.

"Are we gonna kill or not, they arent very patient. And I want these things dead, or atleast in the caverns." said Corai, who had also began to bounce up and down.

"Wait....IS THAT A FREAKING STONE TOWER!" he yelled.

[Mrhappyface]

For my last mug, I got a deathclaw egg. Huh.

[Splint]

"Yeah it is. And these elves wear people skins. Do you really want what they have in there?"

[stormtemplar]

Stormtemplar looks at Corai and says "yes, we probably will, I just want to see what's up with them first"

[WillowLuman]

The elf seemed puzzled. "I apologize if I am somehow offending you. Please, follow me. The Tower awaits."

[Splint]

Splint rasies a hand, the other clasped tightly around his pike. "Ok, show of hands, who deosn't wanna go with the freaks?"

[WillowLuman]

Ironblood inspected the pendant suspiciously. It smelled somewhat like... cocoa butter.

[Corai]

Three kobolds step up to the elves with Corai following. They stab one's legs out and the other kobolds also begin to surround the depot.

"That answer your question, Splint?" saids Corai, who was obviously over-estimating his kobold's spear-ability.

[wierd]

What the hell....


Joykill crouched in the shadows.. ready to gas the horrid things in a moment's notice.

But the conversation so far was............bizzare.

Elves lived in twisted, horrible trees shaped using perverted tantric sex magic. They did *NOT* live in stone towers...... the only creatures that did that were humans and goblins.....

He couldn't take it. He had to know.  He called out:

"That tower of yours wouldn't happen to be made out of solid obsidian, would it? Goblins snatch ugly elf brats and raise them in cages. I've heard stories.  You wouldn't happen to call gobbo mcgoblin "daddy" now, would you?"

[stormtemplar]

Stormtemplar draws his sword and raises the hand holding it and brings his shield to a guard position. "Look elf, tell me if you've got dwarf meat in there, and explain why you have a stone tower, NOW"

[Eric Blank]

*raises hand*

"No way in hell you're taking any of my workforce back to your tower with you."

[Mrhappyface]

I'm just going to put these goods somewhere...Want to dig out some storage?