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It was fun for a long time but towards the end it just started to drag
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Author Topic: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued... FULL DISCLOSURE  (Read 265911 times)

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1110 on: May 24, 2012, 09:24:23 pm »

Corai struggled towrds his bow, he was only ten paces from a insane Joykill and he didnt want to be his slave. He grabbed it and got to his feet and scurried off, knocking off two kittens on his way.


"I need my uzi, where is it! WHERE IS IT!" He said to himself, scouring the area for his uzi.
Corai rubbed his eyes as he saw his uzi float in midair. Then the agents uncloaked and he yelped in surprise. Kicking and punching, he could only struggle in vain as they bound him up and starting running off with him.

Did you read the post above yours!

Zanzetkuken turned around.  He sensed another spark.  He tried to focus on it, and then pinpointed it.  It was Corai!  The network had just warned him the MrHappyFace was going to take Corai!   Maectur quickly rotated, and divebombed towards Corai.  His claws grabbed onto Corai!
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1111 on: May 24, 2012, 09:24:51 pm »

HugoLuman saw the uzi first, and was determined not to have one of his friends shoot the other.

FUS RO DAH!

Two trenchcoated figures were sent flying.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1112 on: May 24, 2012, 09:25:43 pm »

Maectur once again grabbed onto Corai!  He began flying towards the citadel.

You're still bound!
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1113 on: May 24, 2012, 09:26:23 pm »

Corai ducks/rolls/whatevers out of the dragon's path!


"THE HELL! THE HELL!" he screamed, a dragon, two trenchcoat freaks, and a ticked off forgotten beast all at once. "WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLL!"
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Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1114 on: May 24, 2012, 09:27:40 pm »

Corai ducks/rolls/whatevers out of the dragon's path!


"THE HELL! THE HELL!" he screamed, a dragon, two trenchcoat freaks, and a ticked off forgotten beast all at once. "WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLL!"

Maectur dives and grabs Corai, again!  "I'm trying to help you!" shouts Zanzetkuken.  "I'll tell you why later!"
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1115 on: May 24, 2012, 09:28:27 pm »

Corai ducks/rolls/whatevers out of the dragon's path!


"THE HELL! THE HELL!" he screamed, a dragon, two trenchcoat freaks, and a ticked off forgotten beast all at once. "WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLL!"

Maectur dives and grabs Corai, again!  "I'm trying to help you!" shouts Zanzetkuken.

Corai is a nimble kobold, even bound he can jump and roll. But even he is not invincable, and was grabbed.


"You sieged us not but hours ago! I trust thee not!"

« Last Edit: May 24, 2012, 09:29:58 pm by Corai »
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1116 on: May 24, 2012, 09:28:50 pm »

I don't suppose somebody read the treatise on healing magic?  My character is pretty buggered up, can't move, and can't hold back pain forever. When the endorphins wear off, he's gonna be less than useless.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1117 on: May 24, 2012, 09:29:28 pm »

A dozen agents uncloaked out of the gloom to assist the pair that was sent flying. Firing their crossbows and their implanted flechette launchers, they sent a storm of metal at the dragon and forgotten beasts, careful not to hit Corai.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1118 on: May 24, 2012, 09:30:06 pm »

Corai ducks/rolls/whatevers out of the dragon's path!


"THE HELL! THE HELL!" he screamed, a dragon, two trenchcoat freaks, and a ticked off forgotten beast all at once. "WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLL!"

Maectur dives and grabs Corai, again!  "I'm trying to help you!" shouts Zanzetkuken.

Corai is a nimble kobold, even bound he can jump and roll.


"You sieged us not but hours ago! I trust thee not!"



"Then go with Hugo!  Happyface is trying to remove your spark!  Will explain later!"
Maectur then flew off for the citadel.

Zanzetkuken summoned another Rapacious One to stall the trenchcoats!


I am being forced off.  Listen to me, Corai!
« Last Edit: May 24, 2012, 09:32:13 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1119 on: May 24, 2012, 09:30:36 pm »

-Check my edit, I decided to stop godmodding. Enjoy your pet kobold. :3-
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1120 on: May 24, 2012, 09:31:06 pm »

Luckily for you, weird, you have been flash-frozen, halting most biological processes. You can't bleed out or die of anoxia until some time after you thaw.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1121 on: May 24, 2012, 09:32:49 pm »

Bolts bounced uselessly off the stone body of Abediah, but he wasn't tough enough to withstand what came next. The Rapacious One slammed down upon him, severing 7 tentacles at once.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1122 on: May 24, 2012, 09:33:28 pm »

In the calm of the mind, joykill watches impotently as the scene unfolds around him.

'So the kobold didn't start it this time...' he thought.

'The dragons struck first? So, the dragons started it then?'


The stone tentacled forgotten beast roared, and stared down the bettlefield.  A streak of orange light edged with the telltale purple blue of excited oxygen tore down the scene before him, snaking across the ground, before heading his way.

'This is going to suck.' He thought.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1123 on: May 24, 2012, 09:33:33 pm »

-Check my edit, I decided to stop godmodding. Enjoy your pet kobold. :3-

You're going to be held under guard, chained to the wall until the morning.  I'll tell you everything then.

In the calm of the mind, joykill watches impotently as the scene unfolds around him.

'So the kobold didn't start it this time...' he thought.

'The dragons struck first? So, the dragons started it then?'


The stone tentacled forgotten beast roared, and stared down the bettlefield.  A streak of orange light edged with the telltale purple blue of excited oxygen tore down the scene before him, snaking across the ground, before heading his way.

'This is going to suck.' He thought.

No, Corai insulted the emperor, said a voice in weird's head.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2012, 09:35:04 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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Reudh

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1124 on: May 24, 2012, 09:33:58 pm »

Seeing a struggle, Reudh hung back. Then, he picked up a small stone of kaolinite that was just lying around, knapped it into a little blade with a ball on the end, and flung it at one of the agents.


The spinning stone ball-blade flew... and thunked into the wall near Corai, Maectur and the agents.
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