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Did you have fun with this?

Yes
- 4 (14.3%)
No
- 1 (3.6%)
It was fun for a long time but towards the end it just started to drag
- 6 (21.4%)
I wish I could have joined in.
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Total Members Voted: 28


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Author Topic: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued... FULL DISCLOSURE  (Read 265901 times)

WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1095 on: May 24, 2012, 09:12:09 pm »

The ground rumbled, and the entrance to the mine collapsed. From the ruins emerged a giant beast, like a great octopus made of stone. Two of it's 12 arms had been lost in the cavein.

"Bloody fucking hell, what the fuck is that!?" Yelled Roead. "You just kill one and another damned one shows up!!"

--ZTG, the beam didn't kill her, but it did bisect her, crippling her mortally.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2012, 09:13:45 pm by HugoLuman »
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1096 on: May 24, 2012, 09:14:08 pm »

Rushing over a hill came Rapacious One, an eldrazi, it launched itself and began facing the beast!

Spoiler: rapacious one (click to show/hide)
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1097 on: May 24, 2012, 09:14:41 pm »

"Well, this is on me! When this is over everyone gets mallets to beat me with! I dug to deep!" Corai said, feeling all hell about to break out.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1098 on: May 24, 2012, 09:14:58 pm »

Shit was getting real, thought Mrhappyface as he sipped his dwarf cola. That crazy dragon was starting to really worry him, and he needed something to tip the scales. The corai virus? No, it was destroyed by the rawmancer's automatons. His cyborgs would only get him so far...unless.
He relayed the commands to twenty of his cyberdwarves. They straightened as it was fed directly into their cerebal cortexes.
Cloak. Retrieve. Recover.
They bowed and turned invisible, following their inbuilt navigational system to track a certain kobold.
He had to get Corai. His planeswalker's spark maybe able to be extracted and transplanted. It might be the only think that can stop that megalomanic dragon.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1099 on: May 24, 2012, 09:16:45 pm »

Shit was getting real, thought Mrhappyface as he sipped his dwarf cola. That crazy dragon was starting to really worry him, and he needed something to tip the scales. The corai virus? No, it was destroyed by the rawmancer's automatons. His cyborgs would only get him so far...unless.
He relayed the commands to twenty of his cyberdwarves. They straightened as it was fed directly into their cerebal cortexes.
Cloak. Retrieve. Recover.
They bowed and turned invisible, following their inbuilt navigational system to track a certain kobold.
He had to get Corai. His planeswalker's spark maybe able to be extracted and transplanted. It might be the only think that can stop that megalomanic dragon.

Memnarch comes to mind.  He used an entire planet to try that, and it only removed the spark!  It couldn't be placed in anything else!  And your guy doesn't know about the Spark!
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1100 on: May 24, 2012, 09:17:15 pm »

Terrifying as Abediah is, he is a Forgotten beast without syndromes or toxins. If he attacked our old fort, I'm sure we'd have dealt with him by now.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1101 on: May 24, 2012, 09:18:34 pm »

Reudh heard the rumble and wondered...

What could it be?

Mrhappyface

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1102 on: May 24, 2012, 09:18:45 pm »

Oh right. Well then, kidnap the kobold, since there's something weirder about him than most kobolds!
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1103 on: May 24, 2012, 09:19:27 pm »

Oh right. Well then, kidnap the kobold, since there's something weirder about him than most kobolds!

I never said that!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1104 on: May 24, 2012, 09:20:20 pm »

Unfortunately, my character is impaled, and covered in ice. Zombies will chose random targets now.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1105 on: May 24, 2012, 09:20:38 pm »

For the evulz! Bwahaha!
(Remember, I'm getting real desperate trying to stop you)
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1106 on: May 24, 2012, 09:20:56 pm »

Abediah was very angry. Whatever this challenger was, it was betting both barrels. He turned both of his eyes on the new foe, their concentrated power causing an explosive plasma burst.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1107 on: May 24, 2012, 09:21:04 pm »

Corai struggled towrds his bow, he was only ten paces from a insane Joykill and he didnt want to be his slave. He grabbed it and got to his feet and scurried off, knocking off two kittens on his way.


"I need my uzi, where is it! WHERE IS IT!" He said to himself, scouring the area for his uzi.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1108 on: May 24, 2012, 09:22:59 pm »

Zanzetkuken turned around.  He sensed another spark.  He tried to focus on it, and then pinpointed it.  It was Corai!  The network had just warned him the MrHappyFace was going to take Corai!   Maectur quickly rotated, and divebombed towards Corai.  His claws grabbed onto Corai!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1109 on: May 24, 2012, 09:23:08 pm »

Corai struggled towrds his bow, he was only ten paces from a insane Joykill and he didnt want to be his slave. He grabbed it and got to his feet and scurried off, knocking off two kittens on his way.


"I need my uzi, where is it! WHERE IS IT!" He said to himself, scouring the area for his uzi.
Corai rubbed his eyes as he saw his uzi float in midair. Then the agents uncloaked and he yelped in surprise. Kicking and punching, he could only struggle in vain as they bound him up and starting running off with him.
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