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[Ishar]

We have quite a number of army-destroying monsters (Darkhawk, Ishar, Meph, Panopticon (with his megabeast training), dragons, sauropods, etc) and somehow, you still managed to screw it all up. I'm sort of impressed by your leadership.

[Firehawk45]

Looks like every army-murderer is not willing to fight right now

[zenerbufen]

you still managed to screw it all up. I'm sort of impressed by your leadership.

The entire cuntryside is burning down, and the doctor lies dying in the outercourtyard ignored by every single dwarf in the fortress, most of the (bad? they all look the same!)drow are burned to ash, Ishar is awake, (and when he feels like it kicking butt). I wouldn't call that entirely screwed up? Just the doctor part. So, who ELSE in the fort can preform brain surgery?

Ishar declared himself a champion, and is going around flaunting his bright purple noble status at everyone.

At lease me and my dragon are contributing

probably killing both ishar and the doctor? 

ishar is very much alive, or..possessed I should say...not so sure about the doctor though.

[Meph]

And now: TO THE UNDERGROUND FORTRESS. LERRROOOOOYYYYY JENKIIIIIINSSSSS Style. Please.

[smakemupagus]

most of the (bad? they all look the same!)drow are burned to ash

I swear these guys looked a lot more differenter than each other 30 seconds ago in photoshop ^^





Maybe I'll try making a more elf-shaped set later with dark skin.  Pheobus Humans, Dwarves and Elves already have alternate uniform colors (intended for law enforcement / tax escorts, but rarely used I think) that I think in principle we could use as Chaos / Fanatic / Bandits.   

(edit something ontopic)

TO THE UNDERGROUND FORTRESS.

Yes please.  I nominate Darkhawk as Leeeeeeeroy.

[Ishar]

That fortress is a bit over-hyped. A single one of our elite soldiers can tear it apart without breaking a sweat. If there's an antmen siege at the time, we might need two, but that's it.

[Meph]

Until you draw that sword. Yes, 1000-1500 undeads are not a problem you say... but the 1000-1500 demons underneath, custom written obsidian colosses and frostwraiths mostly, might be a challange. Oh, and the 100 that spawn in the initial wave, but they barely count.

[Ishar]

Yeah, demons are another story, but the undead are seriously not a threat anymore - the antmen sieges diminished their numbers greatly.

[Firehawk45]

give the sword to darkha.... wait, he is attached, isnt he? Crap.

[Meph]

I think walling in all our heroes with a crapton of warbeasts and all the demons would be a good idea. Somehow. Or build a load of steel/volcanic spikes and trim down the demons a bit first. Demonic fortresses are awesome for this, natural mazes. This way I have defeated the HFS twice, once with traps, once with an army. I never made it through a spire... they always dodge down, these stupid brave war-beards.

[Ishar]

So... Zen. This is taking a bit long. Any update for us?

[zenerbufen]

I've been distracted working on the gui, sorry. I'll get back to the game soon.

[smakemupagus]

*poke*

This is a great fort, lets make sure we destroy it properly and move on to the new version

[Meph]

Well, if you can wait 3 days, I will do so myself

[Firehawk45]

Get back to our wonderful land, Meph, and then destroy the fort, way to go