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[Braggroksmasher]

Find something to light on fire.

Set Borik on fire.

[NAV]

Graffiti the statues.

[Urist_McGamer]

Graffiti the statues.

Seconding this.

[AfellowDwarf]

Graffiti the statues.

Seconding this.

Thirding it.

Set Borik on fire.

Maybe only his beard.

[CountAlex]

One more
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Pull the lever
Fuck caution. We have listenedб sniffed, sneak and so on enough. Now this is clearly not the time
Borik goes to the left lever, we go to the right and pull both.
Someone has to stay outside and pull levers in turn because if suddenly random fuck comes with mountains and pulls the lever when we'll both be inside, it will be epic fail.



You and Borik went to the levers and pulled them together. Two doors opened: left and right. Deciding not to put all your eggs in one basket, you left Borik watch, while you passed in the right door. There was a drawbridge, as well as at the left door. However, behind the central door, apparently, was a spiral staircase down, because on this side of was seen the wall only. Suddenly, on the edge of the bridge appeared shaggy face of some creature. It is surly growled, clattering claws on the stone.

[AfellowDwarf]

Taunt it, then wack it if it jumps.

[CaptainLambcake]

ask it to be let in, offer it food

[CountAlex]

Special thanks to guy who translated that while I was away
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Touch our ears. Do they stick out?

You`ve palpated your ears. They did not stick out.

Ask it to be let in, offer it food
Taunt it, then wack it if it jumps.



- Hey! Hello! - You shouted.
Creature snapped his teeth and bowed head like a dog.
- We want to pass! Will you let us in? Look, we have food!
Borik looked inside:
- Who you talking with? Oh shi...
Monster growled, squirmed at the edge.
- He'll jump!
- Nah... He`s not good enough. Although, maybe he's got frogs' legs?
- Well, somehow he jumped on the bridge...
- Hey, dog! Show us your paws! We still doubt who you are ... Toadydog? Or just a dog?
Shaggy still grinned.

Let`s shout back: Meng! Bro! It's me, your best friend Likot! Remember when I punched you in the balls during Tantrum?

- Meng! Bro! It's me, your best friend Likot! Remember when I punched you in the balls during Tantrum? - You turned to Borik, - Look, I don`t think he understand anything.


Let Borik pulls the lever three times for bridge to open and the beast fly away.

- Try to pull the lever three times, maybe it`s connected with the bridge?
Borik run away, and after a while the door slammed shut, and the bridge groaned, leaning. Creature clung to the edge. Almost immediately bridge slammed and the shaggy got his fingers chop off! He screamed, slamming face on the floor, but then the bridge opened, and threw him back. After a few seconds bridge down again, but monster was no longer visible.

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I propose to find him and knock his teeth out.
Drop a bridge and along with Borik run to finish the bastard until he stunned by flight.



- Borik, follow me! - You cried and ran to kill the monster.
However, on the other side of the bridge You suddenly slipped on fresh faeces and fell right into it with all the face.
- Wow ... - Borik ran after - You`re lucky one, huh? Whew ... and I must say that before you did not smell of violets, but now ... Whew ... I'll cover your back ... ten steps away.

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Ok, this is becoming a bit disgusting more frequently then I would like to see.

[AfellowDwarf]

Ok, this is becoming a bit disgusting more frequently then I would like to see.

I second this notion.

[CaptainLambcake]

hah.  if its fresh, we can follow the trail. no need to kill it, maybe make friends?

[Nya]

> make friends

Yeah, make some friends and kill them, like women in the ruined village. Make another friends and kill them too, like this swordsdwarf Nil.
This idea is truly brilliant and I'm totaly supportin' it.

[AfellowDwarf]

Maybe kill half of it, then make friends with the half that is dead? Seems a good compromise.

[CountAlex]

Sorry for all the delaying.
So, GM aka CoOP got a feymood and decided to change format.
That's what we have.
One, long and complete story
Two
Three
Subtitles in english are coming or already there.

[CaptainLambcake]

no wonder stuff has been slow

[CountAlex]

Just one more, out of plot by CoOP.
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