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[CountAlex]

its been a month since last update.  i do not expect any new ones

Well, some things worth waiting for, I guess. So here is update.
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You and Kisat decsended into excavation and crawled through window of tower. Few dwarves inside searched in dug-out ground for adamantine shards and found quite alot of them already. Much more than you ate. Recalling size of that "egg" this rest would be enough for armor set...
- Where do the stairs lead? - Kisat turned to you.
- To the corpses hall... and tunnel to the lake.
- That one lake?
- Yes, with a wand.
- Fine. Let's start searching there.

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Steal at least a couple of adamantine crystals



While Kisat was looking around, you have come to the workers.
- So it is adamantine, eh? Lemme take a look ...
- Likot! - Vellokum called - Is that wasn`t enough for your ass? Nobody`ll disdain and rip open your belly, if they knew.
You remember the wonderful feeling and decided to hold off on enrichment.
Going down the spiral staircase, you heard a quiet hum again. And coming down the hall, found a strange view.
- Oh, you had some fun here I see ... - Counselor inspected raised skirt of a giantess.
- It's not me ... Someone was here. This one had a chisel in his hand!
- There are small torches.
- And half of the body dragged somewhere. Do you see prints?
- Let's go after them.



There was a hole and similar small torches.
- Someone has already dug here ... - Kisat approached - Who else knew about the wand?
- Only its owner, a ghost. But it is doubtful him ... besides, these torches ...
- We can only pray that the wand is still there. In any case, let`s use the hole as a starting excavation. We`ll set up camp in this room.

!EWWWW WARNING!

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Carefully examine the pussy under lifted skirt. Reach it with tongue and lick.



Even if you stood on Kisat's head, you'd fail to reach. And the view of withered crotch caused nothing but disgust. A bad thought got in your head.

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By evening the camp was established. Provisions and instruments were brought down and the guard post was set.
Dwarves began to clear the stairs to the lower halls of the fortress.

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Find musical instrument in the boxes



Searching in the crates of food, you have found something most approximate to the world of music - a violin-shaped pear!

Better call guardians with us

- Yeah, of course ... - guard snorted - My order is to "protect this room", not "climb into a hole"

Shedding light on your way, hunched over, you wandered through the tunnel, making a rough map in the head.

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Craft an ukulele from a pear
Dedicate a romantic song to Kisat



Pending Kisat you decided to craft SOMETHING.
Dug out the knife in the toolbox, you cut half of a pear, cleaned of seeds and tied a few hairs from your beard, attached with a sliver. The result is quite amused you.
- Sup? - Counselor's voice came from behind.
You turned:
- This is for you. Fruit toy musical instrument!
- Yeah ... And how is it sounds?
- Not much by itself, but I can sing a song.
- Please don't...

We'll-a-kiss, we'll-a-lick,
Then I'll cry an' run away,
'Cause I am one crazy dick
And have nothing to explain!

- God-like. Never ever sing again, - Kisat stepped towards the hole, - Come on, let's see what's in there.

[CaptainLambcake]

thank you alex <3

i love this story, i don't want to see it die. 

[CountAlex]

Sorry I don't update it more regular but you know-spring exams and stuff.
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Eat one piece adamantine every ten minutes/ Then start shooting everybody with adamantine from DAMN BUTT MACHINE GUN! BLOODYMESS KISAT CHUNKS TOWER IS FALLING! DOWN THE TUNEL TO LUSTY TENTACLEDEMONS JUMP DOWN TO CREVICE HEADFIRST GET YOURSELF KILLED NOT LETTING THEM GET OUR BUTT AGAIN.
Damn double-beard it!



Kisat waved her hand in front of your eyes:
- Likot, why stopped? Get in the hole. Where to go?

[Nya]

I think, it will be good to put Likot in ice again, because activity on forums are below normal  due to summer vacations.

[CountAlex]

One more update for all in this forum!
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I now vote to go to the "down" direction



Since you already wandered around a little through the tunnels and roughly knew the layer, you became guide for counselor. However,you didn't prove your usefulness - you showed some directions and nothing more. Advised to move down by one of the passages, you came together at the artificial excavation of a spherical shape. Oriented yourself, you immediately realized that this is where wand you are looking for was half a year ago.
Now it's gone.

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Back to the nearest fork and turn left.



Strayed a little through the tunnels, you suddenly heard the sound of little feet. Very soon Kobold ran toward with a note in his hand and hesitantly handed it to you.
Kisat grabbed a piece of paper and, while small one was fleeing, began to read aloud:
- Not a step further, bastards! I am Oraphy Geme, fear of this place, and you, scum, have invaded my domain! Do not be deceived by the look of vile kobold messenger, because in my possession are monsters of the depths. Keep excavation - and you'll die! This is my tower and here is nothing for you, dwarves! Get out!
Kisat dropped a piece of paper:
- It looks like he got the wand.

[NAV]

Kidnap the kobold! Tie it up and put it in a cage.

[Broken]

OMOCHIKAERIIIIIIIIIII!

That kobold is so cute, we should adopt it.

[NAV]

Give the kobold a fake moustache.

[AfellowDwarf]

Teach the kobold to play the pear.

[CountAlex]

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Throw sock at him!
expose Kobold to violence of any kind
I suggest throwing a sock into the pit out of rage, maybe we are enRAGEd enough
Freaking double
This!
Someday that will work, I believe.



Before Kobold has fled far away, you quickly pulled the sock and thrown at him. RAGE sufficed to throw right at him. Sock wrapped around his head and caught fire. Kobold screamed, rushed ahead , striking the walls and fell, began rolling and stomping feet. Finally, he shook off the rag, dropped the candle, and before the fire goes out, ran away into the darkness.
- Well, - clicked her tongue Kisat - Now he's offended.

[NAV]

:(

[CognitiveDissonance]

YOU NO TAKE CANDLE!

Poor 'bold. Let's just hope that our resident kobold does not see this.

[AfellowDwarf]

Let's give the kobold a short requiem.

[hostergaard]

Aww, and I just tought Likot would now have his own mascot and bootlicker. Poor kobold did not deserve to have such a run-in with resident psychopath dwarf.


Anyway, would be cool if we could figure out how to get some of that adamantite to reinforce Angryspoon with.

Or somehow combine it with that spiked thing by the pedestal, it looks properly spiky for a dwarf like Likost. Maybe mount the head of the spoon in the hollow center when it the spoon breaks.

[CountAlex]

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You wanted to take several soldiers before you go any farther, but Kisat said there won't be enough place for them in that hole. Then she ordered to continue exploring.
Descending the narrow maze, after a while you came back in the tower. After going trough a long room, you got into a hall, lit by kobold's torches. There was a chair of the previous inhabitants and on top of it a chair from the human village. On that throne sat Oraphy Geme.



- Welcome! - He exclaimed, as you approached him, - more like "Get out," but oh well, go on. I see you brought me a female ... but you brought along a WHOLE SHITLOAD OF DWARVES! You lousy bastard! I've had such a good time until you showed up, and it's now spoiled! But no ... no ... Now I have something to meet you with.
Kisat leaned over to you:
- So thats him?
- Yeah.
- I don't see the wand ...