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Urist McDwarfFortress

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I'm pretty sure the humans just insulted me :p
« on: May 15, 2012, 06:48:52 pm »

I'm using the Phoebus tileset, which makes the game look nicer, but does cause some weird missing letters here and there.  Its not usually an issue, but it might cause a bit of a political problem in this case:

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Re: I'm pretty sure the humans just insulted me :p
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2012, 06:53:39 pm »

OH SNAP

That's worse than insulting a dorfs beard! You know this calls for a rain of burning training axes, right? (training axes because metal axes don't burn, sadly)
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Re: I'm pretty sure the humans just insulted me :p
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2012, 08:32:19 pm »

I believe he left out a "rs."
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Re: I'm pretty sure the humans just insulted me :p
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2012, 08:45:05 pm »

Turn truetype off, and that'll help. It causes vanishing text.
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Re: I'm pretty sure the humans just insulted me :p
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2012, 08:49:52 pm »

KILL. THEM. ALL.



I CALL FOR A HUMAN GENOCIDE!
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Re: I'm pretty sure the humans just insulted me :p
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2012, 08:51:12 pm »

You just want the Kobolds to fill in the vacuum that they leave behind.
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Re: I'm pretty sure the humans just insulted me :p
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2012, 08:52:23 pm »

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No..........
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Re: I'm pretty sure the humans just insulted me :p
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2012, 08:54:40 pm »

Your text says no...but your avatar tells me yes. It tells me that the 'bolds will rise up and eat all of the civilizations. And steal all of their stuff.
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Re: I'm pretty sure the humans just insulted me :p
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2012, 03:53:53 pm »

Wowzer. I suggest we promote education on the differences between Elf and Dwarf species and culture respectively, growing trade and improving communication with diplomatic relations, increasing the chance of long lasting peace and friendship between the two entities, so both can work together to forge a long lasting empire where Dwarf and Man can cut down forests together with wanton abandon.

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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2012, 04:26:42 pm »

Wowzer. I suggest we promote education on the differences between Elf and Dwarf species and culture respectively, growing trade and improving communication with diplomatic relations, increasing the chance of long lasting peace and friendship between the two entities, so both can work together to forge a long lasting empire where Dwarf and Man can cut down forests together with wanton abandon.

Just like in real life! Oh wait...
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Re: I'm pretty sure the humans just insulted me :p
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2012, 04:49:10 pm »

Update: Just got my first human siege since the incident.  Diplomacy via magma is working well!

Also, thanks MaximumZero!  Turning off True Type seems to make the text work way better!
« Last Edit: May 16, 2012, 04:59:12 pm by Urist McDwarfFortress »
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Re: I'm pretty sure the humans just insulted me :p
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2012, 07:45:59 am »

bahahahahah  :D
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Re: I'm pretty sure the humans just insulted me :p
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2012, 05:48:56 pm »

Perhaps he was blind, or he simply got the wrong directions? Did anyone think of that??

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Re: I'm pretty sure the humans just insulted me :p
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2012, 06:38:42 pm »

Perhaps he was blind, or he simply got the wrong directions? Did anyone think of that??

I doubt and elf and a dwarf voice sound similar. And even if they do and he was blind, I say he did it on purpose anyway.
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Re: I'm pretty sure the humans just insulted me :p
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2012, 09:26:23 am »

The large gap where the "r s" is missing makes it look like he pauses for dramatic effect. This is quite magnificent.
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