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ansontan2000

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You are an assassin!
« on: May 12, 2012, 07:27:17 am »

You wake up in your hotel room, your old WW2 M1 Garand across from you.
What is your name?

No inappropriateness please.
« Last Edit: May 12, 2012, 07:32:24 am by ansontan2000 »
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Re: You are an assassin!
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2012, 07:28:18 am »

Mr. Slutterfhy
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Re: You are an assassin!
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2012, 07:38:31 am »

Vino, just Vino.
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Re: You are an assassin!
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2012, 07:39:49 am »

King Weasel, Sir, your avatar is creeping me out.
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Re: You are an assassin!
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2012, 07:45:27 am »

George. K. Heatherford.

Your contractors know you only as White Death.

< Check normal contract hiding places in apartment for any contracts you might have forgotten because of last nights heavy drinking and partying in celebration of your 100th contract kill.
< Find Scope for M1 Garand
< Buy better rifle, preferably this:
 
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ansontan2000

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Re: You are an assassin!
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2012, 07:49:18 am »

Your name is King White Vino!
You notice your laptop next to your Garand on the desk.

What do you do now?
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Re: You are an assassin!
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2012, 07:50:39 am »

< Check normal contract hiding places in apartment for any contracts you might have forgotten because of last nights heavy drinking and partying in celebration of your 100th contract kill.
< Find Scope for M1 Garand
< Buy better rifle, preferably this:
 
Caliber: 7.62x51mm (.308 Winchester)
Maximum Effective Range: 800m
Preferred Scope: 4-6-12x adjustable zoom.

Do all that stuff.
Oh and
< Check Facebook Emails for Contracts stored on your Laptop.
« Last Edit: May 12, 2012, 07:56:42 am by Heavy Weapons Pony »
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Re: You are an assassin!
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2012, 07:57:22 am »

You hear a voice in your head telling you to buy a better rifle, something called the M40A5! Your imagination goes wild about thinking what this is, but then you realize you only have 50 bucks, not nearly enough the buy it. You'll need some more dough first. You also realize that your Garand would be very difficult to fit a modern scope on, unless you want to go looking in the Black Market for a WW2-era one.

You check your emails, and find one from a man codenamed Butterfly.

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« Last Edit: May 12, 2012, 08:00:25 am by ansontan2000 »
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Re: You are an assassin!
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2012, 08:00:58 am »

- Start a chat program like the weird one from the 1995 movie 'Assassins.'
- Contact Butterfly and get target.
- Start calling yourself Rath.
- Get into online chess.
- Hate people with the first name Miguel, last one Bain and who have long hair.
- Punch wall in anger because you hate people who fit that description.
« Last Edit: May 12, 2012, 08:03:28 am by Mr. Dwarfinton »
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Re: You are an assassin!
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2012, 08:07:38 am »

You try to start a chat program, but fail miserably due to the fact you have zero programming knowledge.
You email Butterfly and in 25 minutes he replies, writing:
"Mr. King Vino, I would like you to eliminate a man named James Grave. Tonight he will be heading downtown to a bar named the Sixth Street. I don't care how he dies, just make sure I don't wake up knowing that he's still alive. You will be paid $200 if you succeed."

Accept?

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Re: You are an assassin!
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2012, 08:16:22 am »

< Accept
< Find Bullets
< Find Scope
< Find Silencer
< Find Position At max 385m away from target.
< Aim for the heart!

((Note: M40A5 costs about $2800))
((and no, < is my default way to make a suggestion in a forum game I'm not gonna stop. EVAR. ))
« Last Edit: May 12, 2012, 08:22:32 am by Heavy Weapons Pony »
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Re: You are an assassin!
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2012, 08:21:24 am »

You send an email back to Butterfly, and go out of the hotel, Garand in hand. The security doesn't even blink when you pass through, them knowing you for having helped them out in the past. You go to the black market, and manage to find En Bloc (8 round clips) going for $4 each and a telescopic scope in decent condition for $25. You can also get a silencer for $15.

What will you buy?
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Re: You are an assassin!
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2012, 08:22:53 am »

You send an email back to Butterfly, and go out of the hotel, Garand in hand. The security doesn't even blink when you pass through, them knowing you for having helped them out in the past. You go to the black market, and manage to find En Bloc (8 round clips) going for $4 each and a telescopic scope in decent condition for $25. You can also get a silencer for $15.

What will you buy?
Telescope, silencer and 2*EN block.
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Re: You are an assassin!
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2012, 08:26:08 am »

At least 2 En Bloc Magazines, Telescopic Scope, Silencer.

Total Cost: $48
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Re: You are an assassin!
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2012, 08:27:52 am »

You purchase a Telescopic sight, a silencer and 2 en blocs. You find yourself almost broke.

What now? It's about 3 hours to sundown.


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Current Contract: Kill a man named James Grave who will be at a bar named the Sixth Street
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