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[Flying Dice]

Huh, I completely forgot about Harold Camping's second prediction until I saw this thread.  At least he's stopped trying to find the date now.

He actually had a stroke recently, and he can do literally everything but talk coherently. So maybe he learned his lesson from that.

As seen here.

Even God wants him to shut the fuck up.

Exactly what I was thinking.

[kaijyuu]

What would you do if a dude was embarrassing you like that?

[Vorthon]

Move to British Columbia, and adopt a new identity, complete with a fake mustache.

[Hubris Incalculable]

I'll be on the lookout for absurd mustaches now.

[Wayward Device]

Great, now how am I supposed to justify the expense of buying a crossbow?

[Loud Whispers]

Great, now how am I supposed to justify the expense of buying a crossbow?

Inflation = Money will begin floating, and soon crossbows will be superior to wallets

[Kogan Loloklam]

For those who are REALLY bummed about this, thinking a cyclic calender could have actually ended and were looking forward to it...

The last major Mayan era change corresponded with the arrival of the Spanish Conquistadors.

I for one look forward to meeting our new alien overlords and their brutal faith of repression. I just hope they choose to share their medicine with me when they inevitably get us all sick.

[miauw62]

Great, now how am I supposed to justify the expense of buying a crossbow?

Inflation = Money will begin floating, and soon crossbows will be superior to wallets

wat
Loud Whispers, are you sure YOU havent suffered a stroke?

[Itnetlolor]

Great, now how am I supposed to justify the expense of buying a crossbow?

Inflation = Money will begin floating, and soon crossbows will be superior to wallets

wat
Loud Whispers, are you sure YOU havent suffered a stroke?

Modify a crossbow enough, and you can always justify paying with pennies at high velocity.

You can always deliver the good ol' Bond one-liner "Keep the change" after taking someone down with that.

[Superior_Tomato]

Personally, I think the only really reliable way to tell when the world is going to end is to find out when Half Life Episode three will come out.

[Loud Whispers]

Great, now how am I supposed to justify the expense of buying a crossbow?

Inflation = Money will begin floating, and soon crossbows will be superior to wallets

wat
Loud Whispers, are you sure YOU havent suffered a stroke?

Modify a crossbow enough, and you can always justify paying with pennies at high velocity.

You can always deliver the good ol' Bond one-liner "Keep the change" after taking someone down with that.

And immediately after that, go into a monologue with moar one liners.

"Spare change
£1.03

Penny action crossbow
£40.00

Eliminating your enemies with prosperity...
Priceless."

[Itnetlolor]

Personally, I think the only really reliable way to tell when the world is going to end is to find out when Half Life Episode three will come out.

Well, one of the seals broke when Duke Nukem Forever got released (despite some disappointed reviews). The principle is that it finally got released. Since then, all kinds of things have been going weirder than usual.

[Flying Dice]

Personally, I think the only really reliable way to tell when the world is going to end is to find out when Half Life Episode three will come out.

Well, one of the seals broke when Duke Nukem Forever got released (despite some disappointed reviews). The principle is that it finally got released. Since then, all kinds of things have been going weirder than usual.

Apparently one of the others is FFC; it will contain more cutscenes than can physically exist in the universe.

[Seriyu]

Oh god looking at the list of dates predicted for apocalyptic events article, this has to be the funniest.

In Leeds, England in 1806 a hen began laying eggs on which the phrase "Christ is coming" was written. Eventually it was discovered to be a hoax. The hoaxster had written on the eggs in a corrosive ink so as to etch the eggs, and reinserted the eggs back into the hen.

AHAHAHAHAHA, that's great. The four hens of the second coming.

[MorleyDev]

Crossbows? Everybody knows the most economically stable item on the planet is the graphical calculator. I swear they cost exactly as much as they did twenty years ago....

In Leeds, England in 1806 a hen began laying eggs on which the phrase "Christ is coming" was written. Eventually it was discovered to be a hoax. The hoaxster had written on the eggs in a corrosive ink so as to etch the eggs, and reinserted the eggs back into the hen.

Somebody has to recreate this...