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Author Topic: RISKY VENTURES: LUMBER PRICES FALLING. CAT FOUND. CAPSLOCK USAGE REMAINS STABLE.  (Read 12200 times)

ComradeGafarov

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Mikhail & Sons would like to take this time to request that the Coalition immediately cease entering LUCRATIVE "NOT MERGERS" with other companies, corporations, or conglomerates, due to possible loss of PROFIT.
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Devling

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Haha, people working together. *shakes head*

Sirs and Sons already got the drop on you.
Once her majesty gives us the monopoly on Roger's newfound land I shall dominate you all!
HAHAHAHAHA

If he doesn't come back I'm screwed.
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Aklyon

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If he does come back you're also screwed, as if you're successfully monopolied then you have both Loot&Pillage Co and Saxton Hale to deal with, and they probably aren't going to be very diplomatic about it.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Devling

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If he does come back you're also screwed, as if you're successfully monopolied then you have both Loot&Pillage Co and Saxton Hale to deal with, and they probably aren't going to be very diplomatic about it.
Ha!
Money makes the world go round, and I'll have the dimes!
Wait, what is the quality of a boat that costs 10 dimes?
What kind of lumber sells for HALF a dime? :-\
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Araph

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If he does come back you're also screwed, as if you're successfully monopolied then you have both Loot&Pillage Co and Saxton Hale to deal with, and they probably aren't going to be very diplomatic about it.
Ha!
Money makes the world go round, and I'll have the dimes!
However, all we would have to do to prevent you from having a monopoly on the new land is make a more favorable offer to the monarchy. Also, you won't be able to convince the ruler that you should have a monopoly since I'll be using my silver tongue to argue why it'd suck for the government if you controlled those lands economically. Add in Mann Co. and Loot & Pillage Co. stirring up a ruckus and the pressure of the other companies and we could sink you like a rock falling through water that takes all of the rock's money as it's falling. In this analogy, you're the rock.
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NUKE9.13

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Wait, what is the quality of a boat that costs 10 dimes?
The height of ocean-going technology! Featuring such radical innovations as multiple sails, and a hull which is not torn apart by three foot waves!
The best, in other words, that money can buy. And the only thing capable of reliably travelling across the seas.

Sure, there are some mavericks who dream of one day building bigger, better ships- but they're all mad. Mad, I tells you.

What kind of lumber sells for HALF a dime? :-\
One unit of lumber. A ship retrieves 10 units of a resource from its destination; a full hold of lumber would sell for five dimes.
Currently, though, lumber is only harvested from the Motherland's own forests.
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Sure, there are some mavericks who dream of one day building bigger, better ships- but they're all mad. Mad, I tells you.

Are we human in this game?
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Spinal_Taper

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Johnson, Hales assistant, approached Hale during the latter's lion wrestling tournament "Excuse me sir. The deal has gonen through. We are preparing the expedition, as part of a coalition of five companies."

Hale finished his maneuver, and backdropped the African cat onto it's brethren, leaving both in a daze.

Standing upon his fallen feline foes, he declared "GREAT! There's no way they could make it without our assistance. Let's send, along with myself, a reproduction of that sword I made for the Tavish kid. Send the shield we made as well, I don't want the sissies to die until I do with MY BARE HANDS!"
((I claim these colors, with MY BARE HANDS. Also, am I channeling the masculinity well enough?))
« Last Edit: May 16, 2012, 10:27:09 pm by Spinal_Taper »
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Devling

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If he does come back you're also screwed, as if you're successfully monopolied then you have both Loot&Pillage Co and Saxton Hale to deal with, and they probably aren't going to be very diplomatic about it.
Ha!
Money makes the world go round, and I'll have the dimes!
However, all we would have to do to prevent you from having a monopoly on the new land is make a more favorable offer to the monarchy. Also, you won't be able to convince the ruler that you should have a monopoly since I'll be using my silver tongue to argue why it'd suck for the government if you controlled those lands economically. Add in Mann Co. and Loot & Pillage Co. stirring up a ruckus and the pressure of the other companies and we could sink you like a rock falling through water that takes all of the rock's money as it's falling. In this analogy, you're the rock.
Puh-lease!

You sir, I delusional!
Sirs and Sons shall honor the Queen, and bring her the best in whatever Sir Sighted does find!
You haven't even spent the massive resources at your disposal!
Sirs and Sons is a place of business, and action! Business action for the benefit of Her Majesty!
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ComradeGafarov

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So, are we going to take this guy down, or just watch him make an ass of himself?
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Aklyon

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I say we should go north instead, to avoid whatever peril more likely than not befalls his ship. We shall claim the North in the name of the Coalition Quintet and the Motherland! (we have five companies in it, right?)
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ComradeGafarov

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That seems like it might actually be a good idea.
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NUKE9.13

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A friendly reminder: Talk is cheap, ships are not. If you want to get stuff done, put your money where your mouth is, and buy some ships.

Sure, there are some mavericks who dream of one day building bigger, better ships- but they're all mad. Mad, I tells you.
Are we human in this game?
I haven't specified a race. You can be whatever you want to be.

north
Madness! Madness, I tells you!
(This is allowed. You can send ships in any direction you please.)
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Long Live United Forenia!

Aklyon

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So, are we going north or south with our ship(s), coalition of companies? Also north or south, or other?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

ComradeGafarov

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I say we go north-northwest.
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