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Author Topic: RISKY VENTURES: LUMBER PRICES FALLING. CAT FOUND. CAPSLOCK USAGE REMAINS STABLE.  (Read 12170 times)

NUKE9.13

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RISKY VENTURES

Codswallop the mainstays and reflip the hornsprit! 'tis time to engage in RISKY VENTURES.
The good old Motherlands have just realised that, despite their self-evident superiority to everyone else, all the good stuff- sugar, spice, precious metals- somehow wound up in the hands of a bunch of primitive savages. Injustice! Unfortunately, the savages do have some experience harvesting the stuff. So, we'll leave it to them to do that. Our plan: to trade worthless baubles for the stuff, then re-sell it in the Motherlands for vast profits.
A problem presents itself! The primitive savages live way aways. Across the seas. Across oceans! It's a dangerous voyage to those faraway lands. Barges and cogs will not make the voyage intact. We'll need fancy new-fangled ships to make the journey. Expensive ships. Ships which even the richest of us cannot afford alone. We will need to pool our resources to afford them.

Once we have a ship, we can send it on a journey. Where to? Somewhere we know about. Currently, our cartographers are a little bit sketchy on this. The only place other than the Motherlands they know of is the Nearsouthlands. Nothing wrong with that! The Nearsouthlands are filled with sand- precious, precious sand. And it's only a two-month round trip! Word has it, though, that there are other places to be visited- places where more valuable resources can be harvested- though the journey may be longer and more hazardous. Brave explorers are looking for wealthy patrons to fund their expeditions to look for these lands- as time passes, new locations may emerge.

With a ship and a destination, the journey can begin. The ship sets off on a hazardous journey, and hopefully returns in a few months time, filled to the brim with valuables, which can be sold at the markets of the Motherlands, bringing the big profits and funding more voyages.

And then we fill bathtubs with coins and swim around in them. Or something. I dunno.



Preamble over. The game is as follows:
Anyone can join. You will posses three dimes and nothing else.
You can buy ships for ten dimes.
Ships can be sent on journeys to a location of choice. A successful journey will yield ten units of that location's resource.
Ships may sink during a voyage.
Resources can be sold at the market. Prices fluctuate.
New locations and other actions will be unlocked as the game progresses. Funding voyages of exploration, and performing services for the Motherlands may hasten this.

I will (try to) update the thread daily with news of returning ships, changing market prices, and other events. Each update corresponds to a month of in-game time.

Anyone may join at any time. Players are expected to keep track of their own resources, as follows:

Quote from: EXAMPLE

NUKLEAR SHIPPING AND SONS INC(TM)

Assets:
3 Dimes

Other:
-


I would like to fund a voyage to the southern hills, where limitless quantities of sand may be purchased, to be resold in the motherland for vast profits. A new ship will be purchased, at the cost of 10 dimes. Income from the sale of the sand will be split based on initial investment.

Quote from: EXAMPLE2

NUKLEAR SHIPPING AND SONS INC(TM)

Assets:
-1 Dime (on loan from Motherlands)
Ship on journey to Nearsouthlands. Expected return date: 2 months. Expected income: 5 dimes.

Other:
-


Thanks to the generous investments by PLAYER2 and PLAYER3, and a loan from the Motherlands, a ship was purchased and sent to the Nearsouthlands. It is expected to return in two months with ten units of sand. At the current market price of sand- 0.5 dimes- it should make 5 dimes when it returns. It will then be sent back and forth until it sinks.



If this sounds interesting, please indicate. Comments, suggestions, and questions are also welcome. If sufficient interest is monitored, the game will begin.
« Last Edit: May 16, 2012, 12:59:07 am by NUKE9.13 »
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Re: RISKY VENTURES
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2012, 05:03:38 pm »

I prefer Demonhood ressurection (dreams) but I like it
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Re: RISKY VENTURES
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2012, 05:35:36 pm »

Loot & Pillage co.

Assets:3 Dimes

Other:Nothing!

I shall loot, pillage and explore the far away lands, all in order to make a profit! Join me, for sweet, sweet $Money$

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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2012, 06:27:04 pm »

Buy-n-Large Inc.

RM Ventures
Slogan: Don't Worry, This Plan is Foolproof!

Assets: 3 Dimes

Other Assets: Brilliant plans and towering intellects.

Why bother investing in businesses that will only cause slaughter and strife when you could invest in RM VENTURES, who will cause slaughter and strife much more cost-effectively! Join monetary forces with us and reap the rewards that come from our expeditions to gain valuables!
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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2012, 07:36:49 pm »

HMS Voyages
Assets: 3 Dimes

Other Assets:Her Majesty's favor.

Designed to care for the needs of Her Majesty and her rich friends back in the Motherland.
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« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2012, 08:26:21 pm »

A Cordial Invitation to Pool Monetary Stockpiles

From: RM Ventures

To: Loot & Pillage co., HMS Voyages

Dear Sir or Madam,
We the chairpersons* of RM Ventures, extend an offer to join our** coffers*** to finance**** a voyage***** to the southern lands****** for the good******* of our respective corporations. Please respond with all******** due haste.

*Or chairperson.
**'Our' referring to RM Ventures, Loot & Pillage co., and HMS Voyages.
***'Coffers' referring to a sum of three dimes.
****Percentages financed by which company to be determined at a later date.
*****'Voyage' indicating a merchant and/or war expedition.
******'Southern lands' referring to any land south of the Motherlands.
*******Goodness not guaranteed.
********Though not necessarily an absolute 'all'.


Sincerely,
Mr. Sir Dr. Professor Araph, CEO of RM Ventures
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« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2012, 08:56:40 pm »

We need another guy to have the dimes to purchase a ship, unless we can get a loan of some kind.
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Re: RISKY VENTURES
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2012, 05:14:42 pm »

Sub-Saharan Sailors

Assets: 3 Dimes

Other Assets: An Admirable Ability for Alliteration.

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« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2012, 05:45:33 pm »

MANN CO.

Assets: 3 dimes

Other Assets: Muscles
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« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2012, 05:47:06 pm »

A Cordial Invitation to Pool Monetary Stockpiles

From: RM Ventures

To: Loot & Pillage co., HMS Voyages

Dear Sir or Madam,
We the chairpersons* of RM Ventures, extend an offer to join our** coffers*** to finance**** a voyage***** to the southern lands****** for the good******* of our respective corporations. Please respond with all******** due haste.

*Or chairperson.
**'Our' referring to RM Ventures, Loot & Pillage co., and HMS Voyages.
***'Coffers' referring to a sum of three dimes.
****Percentages financed by which company to be determined at a later date.
*****'Voyage' indicating a merchant and/or war expedition.
******'Southern lands' referring to any land south of the Motherlands.
*******Goodness not guaranteed.
********Though not necessarily an absolute 'all'.


Sincerely,
Mr. Sir Dr. Professor Araph, CEO of RM Ventures
Now we can do this with Sub-Saharan Sailors and Man Co. too, money should be divided equally at the end as we all contributed 3 dimes in the begining. Use extra dimes to purchase trading supplies.
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« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2012, 06:05:40 pm »

A Cordial Invitation to Pool Monetary Stockpiles

From: RM Ventures

To: Loot & Pillage co., HMS Voyages

Dear Sir or Madam,
We the chairpersons* of RM Ventures, extend an offer to join our** coffers*** to finance**** a voyage***** to the southern lands****** for the good******* of our respective corporations. Please respond with all******** due haste.

*Or chairperson.
**'Our' referring to RM Ventures, Loot & Pillage co., and HMS Voyages.
***'Coffers' referring to a sum of three dimes.
****Percentages financed by which company to be determined at a later date.
*****'Voyage' indicating a merchant and/or war expedition.
******'Southern lands' referring to any land south of the Motherlands.
*******Goodness not guaranteed.
********Though not necessarily an absolute 'all'.


Sincerely,
Mr. Sir Dr. Professor Araph, CEO of RM Ventures
Now we can do this with Sub-Saharan Sailors and Man Co. too, money should be divided equally at the end as we all contributed 3 dimes in the begining. Use extra dimes to purchase trading supplies.
Hale leaned back in his lionskin leather office chair. "Send them a message. Tell them I accept their message, as long as I am allowed to pull the boat, using my teeth. If it sinks, I shall swim back to our glorious home."
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« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2012, 06:17:34 pm »

*A wild dagger appears!*

A dagger with a note on it sails through the windows of RM ventures.

It reads:
Aye, we accept your offer. I propose we each specialize in 1 area, ie, i will be looting, and pillaging, and exploring, HMS voyages, can truck it back home, and since you seem to be pretty good at this fancy writing and contracts, you can sell it.

Werty, head of loot and pillage co

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« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2012, 06:32:43 pm »

Sir and Sons

Assets: 3 Dimes

Other: None!

Invest in worthy ventures, will invest all 3 dimes for 30% of goods.
Please inquire within.
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« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2012, 07:07:40 pm »

AUTO-PARRY!

Araph karate-chops the incoming dagger into the wall!

Then he reads the note pinned between the steel blade and the overpriced wood paneling. Looting and pillaging. Who would have thought Loot & Pillage Co. would specialize in that area.

In Response to the Deadly Missive

From: RM Ventures

To: Loot & Pillage co.

Dear Sir

We appreciate the prompt response. RM Ventures would be honored to form a specialized coalition betwixt our respective corporations. Should you care to specialize in Looting and PillagingTM, we shall direct our current efforts to trade.

Sincerely,
Mr. Sir Dr. Professor Araph, CEO of RM Ventures



Araph turned back to his oMic laptop open on the desk. A pop-up window popped up, alerting him about a new message. From Mann Co., home of explosively flammable products. Uh-oh.

About a Voyage South

Saxton,

We're fine with your requests. Provided the other companies agree, you can yank ships to and fro across the ocean however you see fit.

--- Araph
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« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2012, 07:14:09 pm »

Saxton let out a mighty laugh from his barrel chest. "It seems that I'm not dealing with any hippies here! I heartily agree with those terms! Tell them that I can send weapons with the boat."
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