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borno

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Re: You are in a ditch
« Reply #30 on: May 10, 2012, 10:31:01 pm »
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iceball3

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Re: You are in a ditch
« Reply #31 on: May 10, 2012, 11:11:58 pm »
Un-eat self as potato and try to get out of ditch.
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Re: You are in a ditch
« Reply #32 on: May 10, 2012, 11:24:49 pm »
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Re: You are in a ditch
« Reply #33 on: May 10, 2012, 11:32:38 pm »
Forget it. Just die in the ditch, lost and forgotten.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: You are in a ditch
« Reply #34 on: May 11, 2012, 07:43:40 am »
Wait! We are a rabbit, we must multiply! Find other rabbits to mate with so we can grow in number until there's at least 50 other rabbits then we all follow the plan. Every single rabbit within a 600 mile radius must dig itself in and become a carrot, that way there will be too many carrots for the humans and we will be able to overwhelm them with our carrot-like carrotness. It is a flawless plan that not even I could come up with.
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Re: You are in a ditch
« Reply #35 on: May 11, 2012, 09:23:04 am »
The mystic quote pyramid still watches over you. Its power and size has grown to the point that nothing can stop it. Its radiance is blinding, and its command absolute.

You dig yourself into the ground. The ground is hard, but the strength of the quote pyramid keeps you going. Soon after, you find yourself buried underground. You then begin spreading orangeish strands around yourself, so that you might turn into a beautiful butterfly carrot. However before you can do that, someone sticks his hand into the ground and pulls you out.

The one who pulled you out is Potato, and a rabbit is nibbling his ear. You suspect someone is fucking around with space-time. A moment of awkward silence follows.

What do you do?

Name: Rabbit (half carrot)
Health: [10/10]
Experience: [0/1]
Traits: None.
Inventory: None
Weapons: mouth

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Dragor23

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Re: You are in a ditch
« Reply #36 on: May 11, 2012, 09:26:44 am »
Whoops, that was the wrong button!

Fuse with potato, become potato-carrot, the incredible plantman!
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Re: You are in a ditch
« Reply #37 on: May 11, 2012, 09:58:59 am »
Quote from: Dragor23 on May 11, 2012, 09:26:44 am
Whoops, that was the wrong button!

Fuse with potato, become potato-carrot, the incredible plantman!
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Re: You are in a ditch
« Reply #38 on: May 11, 2012, 10:05:27 am »
Quote from: werty892 on May 11, 2012, 09:58:59 am
Quote from: Dragor23 on May 11, 2012, 09:26:44 am
Whoops, that was the wrong button!

Fuse with potato, become potato-carrot, the incredible plantman!
Then mate with Rabbit.

Become the Progenitor of a New Species! Ahahahaha! *thunderbolt*
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Re: You are in a ditch
« Reply #39 on: May 11, 2012, 10:07:27 am »
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Supercharazad

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Re: You are in a ditch
« Reply #40 on: May 11, 2012, 10:25:12 am »
1: Become the almighty Potarrot

2: Become very spiney and poisonous

3: Begin evolving into a god
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Re: You are in a ditch
« Reply #41 on: May 11, 2012, 10:34:44 am »
Summon Minor plot exposition

Then, regardless of what it says, become a potato-Carrot hybrid.
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Re: You are in a ditch
« Reply #42 on: May 11, 2012, 12:08:34 pm »
Use our hidden pyrokenises magic to make the world into a fiery inferno!
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King DZA

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Re: You are in a ditch
« Reply #43 on: May 11, 2012, 01:48:44 pm »
Become potato-carrot.

Do battle with the rabbit.
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