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cerapa

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You are in a ditch
« on: May 10, 2012, 11:35:02 am »
You wake up in a ditch. You are wearing what seems to be a potato sack. You are currently undecided if you are a potato, and as such should lie back down and grow some leaves and roots, or if you are a human, in which case you should be getting the hell out of the ditch and finding some clothes that are not meant for potatoes.

In case you are human, you should pick a name. In the case of a potato, maybe not. Who the hell ever heard of naming a potato.

So, what do you do?

Name: ?
Health: [100/100]
Experience: [0/1]
Traits: None.
Inventory: Potato sack(equipped)
Weapons: Left fist, right fist, mouth, left foot, right foot

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10ebbor10

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Re: You are in a ditch
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2012, 11:37:48 am »
Be a potato.

Grow leaves and roots.
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Re: You are in a ditch
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2012, 11:53:35 am »
Quote from: 10ebbor10 on May 10, 2012, 11:37:48 am
Be a potato.

Grow leaves and roots.
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cerapa

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Re: You are in a ditch
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2012, 12:28:26 pm »
You roll up your non-existant sleeves and dig you hands into the ground and then begin attempting to sprout leaves and roots. Sadly they do not grow, and your only accomplishment is passing out from trying too hard.

You wake up in a ditch again. You have an odd feeling of deja-vu, as is to be expected when you wake up in a ditch twice. In the same day. On the same hour. Wearing a potato sack.

You soon notice that a rabbit is nibbling your ear. Sadly your hands are too busy being stuck in the ground to do anything about it.

What do you do?

Name: Potato
Health: [99/100]
Experience: [0/1]
Traits: None.
Inventory: Potato sack(equipped)
Weapons: Left fist(stuck), right fist(stuck), mouth, left foot, right foot
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10ebbor10

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Re: You are in a ditch
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2012, 12:33:10 pm »
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Re: You are in a ditch
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2012, 12:42:03 pm »
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Re: You are in a ditch
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2012, 12:59:55 pm »
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Re: You are in a ditch
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2012, 01:11:25 pm »
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cerapa

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Re: You are in a ditch
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2012, 01:26:48 pm »
Suddenly you see a mystic quote pyramid in the distance. You do not know if it is a hallucination from the blood loss the rabbit is creating, or if you have gone insane, but there it stands. Within it is the order to be a potato. You suddenly become unsure if the thought of being a potato came from yourself, or if it was simply an order from the quote pyramid. Some other being tries to tell you not to listen to it, but you listen anyway. The power of the quote pyramid is simply too strong.

In the end, nothing is left but a potato, and a horrified rabbit. Before long, the rabbit regains his senses, by which I mean he forgets whatever happened. Rabbits arent exactly the best at memorizing things. And then the rabbit eats the potato, who is you. And so you die as you lived, like a potato.

Seeing no other option, you are now the rabbit.

What do you do?

Name: Rabbit
Health: [10/10]
Experience: [0/1]
Traits: None.
Inventory: None
Weapons: mouth
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Dragor23

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Re: You are in a ditch
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2012, 01:28:06 pm »
Dig yourself in, become a carrot.
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Supercharazad

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Re: You are in a ditch
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2012, 02:19:26 pm »
Quote from: Dragor23 on May 10, 2012, 01:28:06 pm
Dig yourself in, become a carrot.
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Re: You are in a ditch
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2012, 02:40:14 pm »
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Re: You are in a ditch
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2012, 02:41:33 pm »
WE MUST BE A PLANT.
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Re: You are in a ditch
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2012, 02:43:03 pm »
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Re: You are in a ditch
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2012, 02:46:25 pm »
IT'S THE MASTER PLAN!
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