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[RAM]

Descend.

[Furtuka]

Descend.

Everyone gets something out to defend themselves with, as you look down the hole. Seems like a long way down.

Well, here we go...

-Meanwhile...-

Dad: Alright sirs, what seems to be the problem?

XDRA Trooper: Who are you?

Dad: I live here of course, now if you please tell me why the nice men from the Xeno Defence and Research Agency has seen fit to show up here then-

XDRA Trooper: Sir step away, and bring us the professor or we will be forced to use force. 3...   2....  Urk!

XDRA Trooper 2: What! All units-

[Twi]

Be Dad.

Like a boss.
:3

[RAM]

Use a trooper as a shield while advancing. Stealing one of those ships would make an excellent distraction.

[Audioworm333]

Do they have guns? If so, take one unless you already have a better weapon and advance cautiously. I also 2nd RAM's idea to use a trooper as a shield.

[Furtuka]

You are now Dad. You are currently holding this pathetic excuse for a trooper by the face. Look's like he's fainted from the shock.   


And from his head being squeezed with enough force to shatter his visor. That's gonna leave a mark. Hmmm? What's tha-          !!!

You immediately use the closest available object to shield yourself from the blasts. He's probably not gonna wake up from that. Hopefully.

Now how are you gonna get up there? Ah, you could jump up onto the roof of your across the street's house, throw a roof tile at the nearest ship and-

Professor Martin: I've got this

Or you could just do that. You remind yourself to get rocket boots or something when this is over.

Now to deal with the rest of them. It'll take a while before Harold's arm can charge up enough for another shot of that calibur.

Now you just have to pull this wire and hook these two mechanisms together and then pull the thingy...

There we go.

XDRA Pilot: This is squad P-4. He's taking us apart over here! We need reinforcements!

Hmph they got here pretty quickly. No matter, just gotta have Harold take down the big one and then-

What!

You narrow your eyes.

Dad: You...

You are now Joseph again. You managed to stumble on a small nest of beasts. You like to think that you're managing yourselves pretty well right now.

[RAM]

Go for the shoulder, without its arms it can't grab and claw.

[Furtuka]

Take this!!!

Ahah, not so tough now without your         ...withered disproportionate-

Oh crap. Wrong arm! Wrong Arm! Wrong arm!

This is gonna suck

[freeformschooler]

Roll out of the way.

[Skyrunner]

Roll out of the way.

Also be ready to parry if needed after roll.

[Doomblade187]

Roll out of the way.

Also be ready to parry if needed after roll.

And then hack off its other arm or head if possible.

[Furtuka]

You roll out of the way and spring to your feet a safe distance from the beast's attack.

Joseph: Sarah Now!

The string wrapper around the beast's leg is pulled, causing it to trip and go flying onto the floor

You decapitate it while it's stunned

Looks like all the beasts have been taken care of

[RAM]

Check on everyone else. Advance quickly and stick together.

[Skyrunner]

Check on everyone else. Advance quickly and stick together.

Especially Teresa. Keep a good eye on her.

[Furtuka]

Check on everyone else. Advance quickly and stick together.

Especially Teresa. Keep a good eye on her.

Joseph: Everyone ok?

John: Yeah! Piece of cake

Steve: You didn't even actually do anything.

John: I did too! You just weren't looking!

Joseph: Gil, why are you scrubbing the wall?

Steve: Said he's cleaning the blood off or something

Joseph:...

Teresa: Uh why are you looking at me like that?

Joseph: I'm on to you...

John: Dude, you're being creepy

Joseph: Ok then! Now that that's done with, lets move on!

Teresa: What did you mean by you're on to me?!

Joseph: Absolutely nothing! You can't fool me Anyways-       there's something right behind me isn't there

Joseph: Wha!?

Joseph: Yeah I was right

Teresa: Guh! You idiot!

Joseph: What did I do?

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