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[Furtuka]

So I figured I'd try making a suggestion game since I'd been having some issues with using up my spare time, and thought it might improve my art skills. Personal issues and school means I'm unsure how often I'll be able to update though. But enough about me, that's not what you're here for. On with the utterly generic beaten-to-death opening sequence!

You are this kid right here. It's your 13th birthday, and you can't wait for your friends to arrive to celebrate! Your dad should be downstairs setting everything up at this very moment. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, it looks like it's gonna be a perfect day! But first...

What is your name?

[Twi]

Your name is Joseph.
(Also, your art skills are amazing compared to mine :O)

[Furtuka]

Last name?

[Furtuka]

      So apparently your name is Joseph! Your last name is not currently important, and as such will remain unknown until it is needed. You have an interest in the many beasts and creatures that live in this world of yours, and collect artifacts from the Martian Wars. Well artifact, singular, you only have a discarded helmet since most of the equipment and related items were scooped up by the government for study as soon as the wars ended. But there's no use complaining. You look up to your dad and consider him the coolest guy in the world, and with good reason. Sadly your mother died when you were very young due to a beast attack, but you've managed to grow up to be a cheerful young man despite this tragedy.

But enough dilly-dallying and reminiscence. What should you do now?

[Twi]

>Remember what these BEASTS are like.
Have dramatic FLASHBACKS
Prepare the OVERLY COMPLEX HIDDEN ROOM MECHANISM so commonly devised by NEEDLESSLY SMART YOUNG PROTAGONISTS.
Avoid being SUED by ANDREW HUSSIE.

[Furtuka]

>Remember what these BEASTS are like.

   Beasts is the term currently used for the bioweapons brought to Earth during the second and third Martian Wars. They were originally controlled by the the martian army, but both times after the martians left, the beasts were left behind on Earth. As you might expect, that caused a bit of a problem, so now there are taskforces specifically meant to hunt down and slay the most dangerous ones, and children start being taught self defense at a young age in case of an beast, or marauder attack.
   The beasts themselves come in many different shapes and sizes, no two are alike, with the exception of the types of beasts that were specifically made to fulfill certain purposes by the Martians. Supposedly the reason most people give to explain why they can breed and are so different from each other is some gibber jabber about unstable genetic codes. You don't really understands how that's suppose to work considering what you've been learning in biology class.

Prepare the OVERLY COMPLEX HIDDEN ROOM MECHANISM so commonly devised by NEEDLESSLY SMART YOUNG PROTAGONISTS.

   What mechanism? There are no secret rooms here!


...well not in this part of the house anyways. But you were most definitely not the one who put them there.

[Twi]

Wonder if the beasts have DNA or just RNA somehow. That would explain a few things. (RNA mutates a hell of a lot quicker than DNA)

[Skyrunner]

Remember that if they have RNA, they probably are actually a part of a governmental conspiracy, because it's improbable that Martians have RNA too.

[Twi]

Remember that if they have RNA, they probably are actually a part of a governmental conspiracy, because it's improbable that Martians have RNA too.

Look up what kind of biology Martians have. ON your computer or something. Yeah, it'd be pointless if there was an actual conspiracy but so what? You can point and laugh!~

[Furtuka]

   You have no idea as to how the beast's biochemistry work. You're not gonna touch on that in class until next Thursday!   And what's this about government conspiracies? You are absolutely sure that there is no such thing! Absolutely sure....
 
   Anyways, you still have some time to kill before your friends arrives. What else do you want to do?

[Skyrunner]

Brutally kill time. No mercy to time. Time has killed many things till now. So you shall kill time.

[Twi]

Brutally kill time. No mercy to time. Time has killed many things till now. So you shall kill time.

Play VIDEO GAMES~

[RAM]

Gaze out the window and think about giant robots.

[LordBucket]

Anyways, you still have some time to kill before your friends arrives. What else do you want to do?

Put cupcakes in the oven so that when our friend arrives we can both relish in their delicious sugary goodness.

[Kestrel_6]

Build a Battlemech.