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[Johuotar]

Look for LARGE horses to destroy.

[Fniff]

You fire at the police blockade with the tank turret, hitting a police car. It explodes suddenly, causing a chain reaction of explosions which leads to most people on the freeway being dead or dying. Some of the policemen who can still use their arms and aren't screaming in utter pain manage to fire at you. One of the bullets hit, giving you a flesh wound. You mow the survivors down with your machine gun. Welp, that's everyone dead. You pick up a police radio while driving down searching for some more people to murder.

"*czzt* JESUS CHRIST! He just wiped out the police blockade!"

"What? We must have given them the best weapons we have! What can you see?"

"He's got a tank that's pink, and he's got an M60. He appears to be the only guy there."

"Jesus. Can you take the shot?"

"Yeah, I think so... Wait. Oh God. He's got a police radio."

"Switch frequencies! *CSST*"

Ah, damn. You can't seem to see any large horses. What a disappointment.

(Kilcount: 123)

[ComradeGafarov]

Get rid of that god-awful paintjob.

[Supercharazad]

The paintjob is most important, defend the paintjob with our lives.

[Johuotar]

Improve paintjob.

[ComradeGafarov]

Remove horses from paintjob

[Fniff]

Hm... Well, this paintjob idea wasn't as good an idea as previously thought. Time to improve it, and at least remove the horses. You weren't very sure where you were going with that. You do a satisfactory job using red and pink to create a burnt landscape filled with the bones of your enemies. You could improve, but at this point, who is gonna care?

A helicopter suddenly flies over, then turns around. It appears to have two mini-guns. "PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPONS AND PUT YOUR ARMS BEHIND YOUR HEAD OR WE WILL BE AUTHORIZED TO USE LETHAL FORCE."

[Lillipad]

Fire upon the helicopter with pink fury.

[Supercharazad]

Get out of the tank, strip naked, tie your clothes into a ring and attempt to do the hula.

[Fniff]

Problem with doing the hula: You still only have underwear. That's the main problem. Anyway, you fire at the helicopter, which gets hit in the tail, causing it to spin wildly as the pilot screams "MAYDAY! MAYDAY!" It explodes beautifully on the horizon. You best get going, there isn't anyone left to kill on this lonesome highway.

[Johuotar]

All this traditional killing is getting so mainstream and vanilla. We need to invent something fresh. I suggest: Find nuclear plant and make it blow up, releasing radiation that will taint land for years to come.

[Lillipad]

Hop a plane to Italy, and open a barber shop.

All this traditional killing is getting so mainstream and vanilla. We need to invent something fresh. I suggest: Find nuclear plant and make it blow up, releasing radiation that will taint land for years to come.

Problem one: that's incredibly boring, and has been abused far too much. Problem two: that would kill protagonist as well.

[Fniff]

Well, there is the Podunk Nuclear Plant, which is very close, and the Podunk Airport, which is a bit far away and most likely secured by police. The nuclear one would be as well, though, but you could do the most damage with the PNP. Which one would be better?

[Argonnek]

Well, nuclear plants are heavily reinforced, so even if we got close enough to do damage there would be a lot of things standing in our way on the path of nuclear destruction. The Air Force base is promising though, B2 bombers anyone?

[ComradeGafarov]

Raid the airbase.