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[Johuotar]

I have a feeling were not going to turn ourselves in.

Search inner self for non-native agents, to find possible foreign interferance which has caused our cognitive dissonance.

[Doomblade187]

Steal all weapons. Put them in the tank, drive off in tank blowing up everything that gets in your way. If you can find a pillowcase, use it as a sack for the guns.

This, but look for pink paint in the base. If so, paint the tank pink.

[Supercharazad]

Also, find weights to put on our head in hopes of making ourselves shorter. Then start growing a beard. And drive to the nearest mining equipment store.

[Fniff]

Right! Time to get all the weapons, put them in the tank, and drive off! You try to figure out how to drive the tank. You start it up, and seem to be doing fairly well. You begin to drive off. This is gonna be so much fun! You use your toes to keep driving while you exit the port and start firing at whatever civilians are still left. You murder all of them, while yelling "GOD WILL NOT HELP YOU HERE!". Killcount: 57. You keep heading out of town toward whatever military base is here. You can't find any pillowcases for the guns, though. And, looking at the map inside the tank, there aren't any military bases in Podunk, Kansas. Seriously, that's the town's name.

Right, so... You stop the tank, and strip the tank of all it's parts. You then look around for pink paint. You find a can of red paint. That won't do.

You start thinking. What was the point of this? Did you just go mad for no readily apparent reason? You must have some sort of a reason...

Perhaps this madness lurked within you all this time. While you worked at the office, you remember sometimes wondering what you would do to your coworkers if you were in charge. It usually ended with you becoming emperor of the universe and torturing them to death.

I guess you were looking for an excuse to go mad, and the madness under that smiling mask you have was ready to strike. And at this point... this is going to end with you in charge or dead.

[Lillipad]

Enough of this inner discovery, we have sine pink paint to find!

[Fniff]

You manage to find a canister of pink paint on the ground. A police helicopter flies over, but doesn't seem to notice you.

[Lillipad]

Pour the contents of the paint bucket over own head.

[Argonnek]

Utter dark incantations in our highest falsetto, and arm ourselves with the most powerful weapons that we stole (since we just decommissioned our tank).

[SoHowAreYou]

Fuck it find the nearest town or city reassemble the tank and lets kill them then find an air force base steal a B-52 and a nuke and get that count high.

[Flying Dice]

Splash pink paint over prow of tank. Use remainder to make badass warpaint designs with lots of flowers, hearts, and ponies. Load guns and ammunition into tank. Drive tank against traffic on a freeway.

[ComradeGafarov]

Rebuild tank, and find some small horses to destroy.

[Argonnek]

Rebuild tank, and find some small horses to destroy.

My first impulse was to assume you meant "houses," even though specifically targeting small horses for absolutely no reason is far funnier.

[Johuotar]

Destroy large horses too. Lets not discriminate.

[Fniff]

You tactically cover yourself and the tank in pink. You resemble the tank and paint. The ponies look more like deformed cats and the flowers seem to be dead, but it's pretty good. You see that the new town is two miles away, but there is an air force base fairly near the freeway. You drive towards the freeway, but don't kill anyone. There appears to be a police block up the road that hasn't caught sight of you.

You then fire at the ponies grazing nearby with the tank's turret. They explode nicely. The police seem to think the noise is coming from the opposite direction, and aim their guns down that area. You have the advantage!

[mcclay]

Kill everyone on the freeway!