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Author Topic: Dead Space : Blind + Hard = Swearing 101 (P31, The Return of Tom Cruise)  (Read 5081 times)

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Dead Space : Blind + Hard = Swearing 101 (P31, The Return of Tom Cruise)
« on: May 06, 2012, 08:22:51 am »
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"Fuck" is an English word that is almost universally considered vulgar by its speakers. In its most literal meaning, it refers to the act of sexual intercourse. By extension it may be used to negatively characterize anything that can be dismissed, disdained, defiled, or destroyed and may also be used as an intensive.

"Fuck" can often be used as a verb, adverb, adjective, imperative, interjection, and noun. It has various metaphorical meanings.

Seeing, as i am absolutely terrible at horror games, especially ones that i do not know, we shall use the word "Fuck" in every shape and form, ranging from "What the fuck", through "Abso-fucking-lutely" up until sentences built solely from that very term.

Rated "F" for "Family Fucking Friendly"

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Part 1 : STD's for everyone
Part 2 : Working Trams amount =/= 1
Part 3 : Twinkle, Twinkle
Part 4 : Fixing the shuttle (well.. almost)
Part 5 : Lift Shenanigans, medbay
Pat 6 : Two and a half men
Part 7 : Vacum + Zero-G * 3.14 / Pie
Part 8 : It wasn't a triumph
Part 9 : 5% Armor.. HELL YEAH
Part 10 : Bag of dicks, Space-Pendulum
Part 11 : Bench Over
Part 12 : Engine Room Brawl
Part 13 : Boss fight in aisle 4
Part 14 : Boss fight round 2, PANIC
Part 15 : End of low-mic
Part 16 : Episode VI, Return of the Med Bay
Part 17 : Tom Cruise
Part 18 : Moderately Hazardous Area
Part 19 : I Call it "The Cliffhanger"
Part 20 : The Leviathan
Part 21 : Barbaric Rudeness Returns
Part 22 : Nicole?! WHAT THE...
Part 23 : Asteroid (what a creative video name!)
Part 24 : Go Go Xeno Rangers!
Part 25 : Arcade Fuck-up Round 2
Part 26 : FFS Valor
Part 27 : Cardboard Enemies, Eye Surgery
Part 28 : The Adventures of Hammond
Part 29 : Hit in the Temple
Part 30 : The FUBAR Episode
Part 31 : The Return of Tom Cruise
« Last Edit: June 26, 2012, 03:48:46 am by Stworca »
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Re: Dead Space : Blind + Hard = Swearing 101
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2012, 10:50:21 am »
Great LP! Gave me quite a few chuckles. :)
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Re: Dead Space : Blind + Hard = Swearing 101
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2012, 02:48:47 pm »
Cool.
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Re: Dead Space : Blind + Hard = Swearing 101
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2012, 04:58:30 pm »
Watching this. It's always fun watching people freak out about stuff :P
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Re: Dead Space : Blind + Hard = Swearing 101
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2012, 05:22:35 pm »
Quote from: Sirus on May 06, 2012, 04:58:30 pm
Watching this. It's always fun watching people freak out about stuff :P

Agreed. I'm eagerly anticipating Stworca's reaction once we reach some of the... later... enemies.  :D

Also, slight (non-spoilerly) tip: keep a power node in reserve. You never know when you'll reach a node-locked door, and they always have huge caches of loot on the far side. Usually enough to justify spending a 10,000 credit power node to open them.  ;)
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Re: Dead Space : Blind + Hard = Swearing 101
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2012, 10:17:09 pm »
"Vents everywhere!" Love it.
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Re: Dead Space : Blind + Hard = Swearing 101 (P9)
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2012, 11:59:23 am »
Added parts 7-9 which were just recently uploaded. Rejoice and bask in my misery! You sadistic barbarians.
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Re: Dead Space : Blind + Hard = Swearing 101 (P9)
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2012, 02:46:23 am »
I remember that feeling about the vents when I first played this. Watch the vents? Which ones?!
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Re: Dead Space : Blind + Hard = Swearing 101 (P9)
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2012, 03:03:11 am »
"This ship blasts huge holes in planets. Of course it's OSHA compliant! Our corridors are fitted with the best in early warning systems when your entering a potential hull rupture, a manually moved stasis chamber also doubles as a walkway when needed, and in case of a biological emergency we immediately quarantine the infected sector from the rest of the ship completely." :P
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Re: Dead Space : Blind + Hard = Swearing 101 (P9)
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2012, 08:34:57 pm »
So I just finished #8 and I have two things to say;
Congrats on yet another masterwork LP, and
LEVEL TWO SUIT; you do not know how many times I yelled this at the monitor while  you pondered what to buy. Ever since the first store.
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Re: Dead Space : Blind + Hard = Swearing 101 (P9)
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2012, 08:39:08 pm »
YES. Level 2 suit. At the very least, you'd be able to hold more stuff :P
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Re: Dead Space : Blind + Hard = Swearing 101 (P9)
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2012, 02:51:37 pm »
Posting to watch, because my MP3 player is no longer being stupid, and I've missed Stworca's smexy accent.
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Re: Dead Space : Blind + Hard = Swearing 101 (P9)
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2012, 04:16:34 pm »
I did this on impossible awhile back, with one gun. The beginning to middle was the hardest honestly. By end game I had enough money to buy anything. Always get the suit first, and always save at least one power core. Go for damage, then reload as far as upgrades go. Also, abuse stasis, because all chargers have infinite uses.
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Re: Dead Space : Blind + Hard = Swearing 101 (P16)
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2012, 02:07:05 pm »
I don't remember there being an impossible mode, unless it's after you beat the game.

Parts 10-16 updated. 10-15 have a slight mic problem at times (which you're reminded at the beginning of these videos by yours truly) but it's a somewhat overblown warning, as 99% of the time you can hear everything just fine.

Except for areas that are so loud, that i've wet myself at night thinking about them.

Part 16 is the beginning of the newest session, staged today in front of a live studio audience.
One of the above statements is a lie.
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Re: Dead Space : Blind + Hard = Swearing 101 (P17, Tom Cruise)
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2012, 11:01:45 am »
Fuck me I can't stop laughing

very well done.
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