You look at the butcher and decide its time to butcher him but you have no knife, you look around for a sharp object and spot a pig with a knife plunged inside its ass. The piggy is still alive but it appears to have been brutally violated by the menacing knife, It's time to put this soldier out of its suffering. You grab the handle of the knife and pull like a bull with thumbs, the knife becomes un-wedged from the pig as it lets out a deafening squeal. The knife is covered in blood and sewer chocolate, you casually walk back over to the butcher and start digging the knife into his skin. He's still alive but not awake, you stab him in his right side at the bottom of his body and drag the knife up his side leaving a gaping wound up the side of his body. You reach into the wound and open it up so you can see inside his body, at this point you're rather mad at him for slicing your companions and decide to make him suffer. You shake him for a while until he is awake and make him watch what you're doing to his fat, greasy body, you cut his hands off then remove the thumb of each hand. You pull his trousers to his ankles and shove his thumbs up his rectum, making him scream and leaving the tip of one of the thumbs out. You pull it out after 2 minutes and hold the knife to his throat, you say:
"Open wide fatty."
He hesitates and opens his mouth slightly, you rub the fecal matter covered thumb across his top lip so the smell will stay with him and place the thumb gently on his tongue. You tell him to eat it but he just swallows it, you decide its time to carry on. You stick the knife in his ass cheek this time and cut downwards making another wound down his ass, you carry on down to his ankle and onto his foot. You drag the knife through is fat foot and bring it to the front, you force the knife all the way up his leg until you can open the wound and reveal his leg muscle. You know you wont find the plane there but still, this guy killed your pigrades (pig comrades) and he didn't even apologize. You open the wound on his body even wider and stab him in the large intestine, about half a kilogram of feces is stored in here and it oozes out into his blood. You decide its time to finish him, you grab his heart and crush it slowly in your hands while cutting around his eyes. His eyes drop out their sockets and dangle down the side of his face, you pull the knife up and plunge it into his brain twice. You carry on with the butchering, cutting him up and you finally get to his pancreas. It's pulsing and glowing slightly, you cut it open and there it is. A plane of incarnation however this one is blank, there's nothing happening. Mr. Soul Demon interrupts your fine moment and mumbles a bunch of incomprehensible words:
"Ahh, this isn't a plane of incarnation. This is a gate to suffering, let me handle this one. Just tell me, what power do you want from this? It can be anything, I'll give you time to think about this as they are very rare."
During your thinking time you decide it's time to teach your piggy pig Latin, starting with the basics... Okay so people, it's your choice of what power you gain again, and I apologize for the longness of this post.
Health: 92%
You have $125
You have 2 powers:
Testicle warping
Something else
Equipment:
Google Nexus
Exoskeleton (worn)
Wallet
Knife
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Topic: That one guy (Read 7029 times)