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jimbobobby

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That one guy
« on: May 05, 2012, 06:46:23 pm »
Before we get things started I just need to make things clear:
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You wake up in a nice, warm bed. You look around and see a clock. It is 07:13. You are naked. Yo' momma shouts "Get up honey, breakfast is done!" Wha'chu gonna do?
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When I was younger, I was a baby.
The power of an Eskimo isn't really something you should just forget about, they can cut a hole in your ice and catch a fish in minutes.

Trapezohedron

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Re: That one guy
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2012, 06:47:55 pm »
Get dressed, mothaf**ka'
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Re: That one guy
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2012, 06:49:31 pm »
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Get up, reach for pistol on nightstand, kill mugger in window.
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: That one guy
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2012, 06:50:20 pm »
Put on your Emporer mandated exoskeleton and prepare for another grueling day of training for the royal guard.(Live-in barracks, with your mother.)
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Re: That one guy
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2012, 07:09:22 pm »
But before any of that, get yo'self some muthafuckin' WAFFLES!
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jimbobobby

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Re: That one guy
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2012, 07:17:23 pm »
Quote from: werty892 on May 05, 2012, 06:49:31 pm
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Get up, reach for pistol on nightstand, kill mugger in window.
You slowly reach for the pistol that you had placed on the nearby nightstand, aim at the kind fellow tapping his machete on the window and squeeze the trigger. The window shatters and clutters on the floor outside the window, the man you shot falls back slowly and screams in pain. Blood spurted out of his wound and onto your window. You are annoyed by this because you know you're gonna have to clean this mess soon
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Quote from: New Guy on May 05, 2012, 06:47:55 pm
Get dressed, mothaf**ka'
You run to your wardrobe and pull the doors open, you realize this would be an amazing place to hide things.
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on May 05, 2012, 06:50:20 pm
Put on your Emporer mandated exoskeleton and prepare for another grueling day of training for the royal guard.(Live-in barracks, with your mother.)
You throw that punk ass suit on like a boss! (Sorry if I wasn't clear on this, it's in his parents house. His parents are in a suburb filled with other human beings. That is possible but maybe later.)
Quote from: King DZA on May 05, 2012, 07:09:22 pm
But before any of that, get yo'self some muthafuckin' WAFFLES!
Before any of the previous event occur, you walk to the kitchen butt naked with your penis swinging around like a tail and much on yo' muthafuckin' waffles! Then you return to your room to do the previously mentioned stuff
After eating your waffles you return to your room, that man you shot earlier is standing there searching your computer for something. What do?
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« Last Edit: May 05, 2012, 07:45:37 pm by jimbobobby »
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Re: That one guy
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2012, 07:45:41 pm »
Initiate flight mode for the exoskeleton, go to The battlefield just outside the borders of the city.
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jimbobobby

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Re: That one guy
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2012, 07:57:09 pm »
You completely ignore the man messing with your computer filled with a bunch of interesting and important stuff and and activate flight mode on your exoskeleton. Flames appear from the jetpack installed on the back and propel you upwards, you re-position yourself and the jetpack is set to full power. You shoot out the window and after 20 minutes of flying you land in the battlefield. General Edwards greets you, your phone starts to ring and you check who it is. It says 'Mom'. What now?
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When I was younger, I was a baby.
The power of an Eskimo isn't really something you should just forget about, they can cut a hole in your ice and catch a fish in minutes.

Spinal_Taper

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Re: That one guy
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2012, 08:08:23 pm »
Vomit out Google Nexus. Replace iPhone with Nexus.
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King DZA

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Re: That one guy
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2012, 08:47:01 pm »
Answer it, then hand it to General Edwards and say, "It's for you."
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jimbobobby

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Re: That one guy
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2012, 07:25:09 am »
You thumb the phone and answer the call, you point it towards the General and say "It's a woman, for you." The General accepts the phone and says "General Edwards speaking." He walks away whilst still speaking to your mother to witch you start to heave. There's something stuck in your throat. You stick a finger down your throat and throw up. In the pile of digested waffles there's a phone, Google Nexus to be precise. You decide it's better than your iPhone and keep it, the background is a picture of a dildo. Someone's going to have to change that. The General returns, hands you the iPhone and says "The woman said there's a man in her son's room bleeding all over the place and searching for a USB, then she said he stabbed her husband. Damn kids." At which point you remember you have a bunch of pictures of stuff that's totally not pornographic in anyway at all. The General asks "What's your name son?" Wha'chu gonna say son?
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When I was younger, I was a baby.
The power of an Eskimo isn't really something you should just forget about, they can cut a hole in your ice and catch a fish in minutes.

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Re: That one guy
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2012, 03:13:36 pm »
"I don't trust you enough to give you that information."
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Re: That one guy
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2012, 03:15:41 pm »
My name is of no importance
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It's FEF, not FEOF

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Re: That one guy
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2012, 03:18:07 pm »
"I'm sorry, I am not allowed to divulge that information. Please have a nice day"
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Re: That one guy
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2012, 03:37:08 pm »
"Rumperberg Van Vombergloucestern. But you can call me Rump."
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