@Criptfiend: You missed some conversations with Kestrel: Adrian paying for some info about magical geopolitics, both modern and historical. That was pretty interesting, but I'll leave that to Adrian to recount if he wants to or not.
You also missed me talking to him about the legality of body swapping (turns out it's stupendously illegal to swap my soul into a human body, so I'd need an elf or a dwarf or something). Also, Kestrel offered to let me steal a secret from him so that he can 'curse' me in order to cure my necroanimation and naturia assimilation diseases. His current offer is that I get turned into a banshee, which is apparently alot like a ghost except that I'd still be able to turn solid again and I'd be able to murder people by screaming. If I do go for it, I'll probably ask, "Who's behind the deaths of the previous Archmages?"
Revised Turn:
2 hours: Hell Business. Plant the Gingerbread House seed on the banks of the Styx near Tartarus and deliver the White Corn that the Yellow Lich requires for the Naga project.
4 hours: Practice ahead of time for my lessons with the were students, hoping to be more skilled at teaching in time for our next lesson. 1d80+8, same mods as last time.
6 hours: Deal with the Affriena Cult's football player problem by going down to the beach and threatening to report them to the cops and to their principal if they don't stop with the wild parties and the water-ballooning houses. 1d80+2+2 for Intution and Fear-of-Getting-Thrown-Off-the-Team respectively.
Clothing:
Bookbag
Shirts (3 black, 1 red, 1 white)
Jeans (3 blue, 2 black)
Assorted undergarments
Biniki
Beach hat
Sandals
Track shoes
Hiking boots
Motorcycle helmet & 2 jackets
Misc:
A black suzuki motorcylce
Stolen Moving Truck
A can of cat food for Frankie
School supplies for children
10234$ cash
31 Infernal Dubloons
A chemistry set
A stolen chess set
Magic Items:
A gremlin coin
3 bottles labeled as Pheonix Tears
The Emerald Wand (cracked?)
Obsidian Fishing Pole (10 Slugs as bait)
Oven of the Gods Blueprint
Golden Ankh
Satan's Rifle
Red Monocle of Handwriting Decipherment
Gingerbread House Seed
Magus Tome
Reagents:
A bottle of cold medicine
Starberry seeds (9 packs)
Salt, pepper & paprika (in novelty Blues Clues jars!)
Rubbing Alcohol
Magic Rouch Powder
Sulfuric Acid
Liquor
A Star of David pendant (worn)
Bear Food (30 day supply remaining)
1 Bait Rod
2 Zombism Cures
1 Aresol of Awakening [for the Devil Bees]
An Elk Femur
1995 Ford Taurus Muffler
Torah Scroll
Ring of Counter Intelligence
Tool Crate Items:
1 small air compressor
32 assorted nails
3 small metal hinges
1 single doorknob with lock (comes with a key fastened to it with masking tape)
1 large steel chisel
1 woodcutting axe
1 large iron file
2 small rubber mallets
1 infrared thermometer
1 pair needle nose pliers
1 yellow and black screwdriver
16 small screws
1 large crowbar
1 metal staplegun(hand operated)
1 unopened box of 200 staples
1 Large Flashlight
2 D batteries
1 yellow tape measure
2 rubber-handled wire cutters
1 large workbench clamp
1 blue bubble level
1 steel claw hammer
1 retractable box cutter
1 large plastic leaf Rake
1 dyson sphere swivel vacuum
Creatures:
Frankie
Seymour the Hell Tomato
Audrey Rufus Jr. the Pixie
Corpse of Rufus Sr. the Tomato Demon.
Pixie Seeds (9)
2 styxian mosquito corpses.
2 Naturia Assimilated Polar Bear Cubs, named Piddles, Sleepy and Grumbles.
1 Full Grown Naturia Assimilated Polar Bear named Piddles.
1 Enslaved Black Naga [stored with Yellow Lich]
1 Sea Cactus
1 Orange Crocodilian [live]
2 Strange Crimson Fish [dead]
1 Devil Bee Nest [in stasis]
+5 Soulshroom Seeds
+10 Black Corn
+12 White Corn
Souls:
Wild Chaotic Evil Soul - strength 1
Wild Chaotic Evil Soul - strength 2
Wild Chaotic Evil Soul - strength 2 (located within Seymour the Hell Tomato)
Tame Neutral Good Soul - strength 2 (Located within Rufus Jr the Pixie Seedling)
Wild Lawful Neutral Soul - strength 4
Wild Neutral Evil Soul - strength 1
And, finally,
Aura Shoppe Purchase: Fox Pipe.