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[Grek]

Should still be 76.230.146.77

[Criptfeind]

Shit. It is not working.

[Haika]

Ok we are back up again... I honestly don't know what's going on, we may need to reboot a couple times tonight when we get to good pause points to keep it from acting up.

Otherwise, current external IP: 76.229.192.150

[Criptfeind]

Speaking of rewards. What happened to the sacks of loot and stuff we were suppose to get?

[Weirdsound]

Dammit. MT crashed and my PC is starting to overheat. Haika, can you finish off this battle. Imma shut my PC down for 30 minutes.

[Haika]

Yeah... one quick reboot later, and we finished it. Hopefully your comp can be ready for the other two 'stages' or whatever.

[Grek]

Turn:
3 hours: In perparation for the date, practice the whole not-walking-through-solid-objects thing, since it would be super embarrassing if I tripped and fell through the floor half way through the date. 1d80+4+1 for Stat (Connection, Faith and Knowledge would all be +4 and this is probably one of them)  and for those notes Emlyn gave me that, while not actually about turning ethreal, DO talk about how to complete a voluntary, full body, self-transformation using an internal power source.
4 hours: Kathryn's asked me to insert a soul into one of her snakes. While this is a bit short notice, I'm perfectly willing to insert souls into random objects without notice if I'm getting an entire dragon's worth of souls in payment. 2 souls into the snake (proper amount for an animal), 8 souls into my pocket. 1d80+1+1+1+2 for Focus, Personal Limitation, Shelly's Help and possibly Comfortableness with the Spell.
1 hour: Go to Hell!
4 hours: Study Date! The first half hour or so will probably end up with me explaining how I ended up dead (I'll freely admit to His Lichliness that he was the inspiration for this plan, and if he wants to see, I can show him the nasty bite wound that was slowly killing me before I became a ghost. That's still there, right?) But, after that, we really should get to studying. Ideally, I'd like to try learning a spell that will allow me to blast people with black magic lightning. 1d80+4+2+2+??? for Knowledge, Monocle, Time and Assistance of the Yellow Lich bonuses.

Spoiler: Inventory Update (click to show/hide)

Clothing:
Bookbag
Shirts (3 black, 1 red, 1 white)
Jeans (3 blue, 2 black)
Assorted undergarments
Biniki
Beach hat
Sandals
Track shoes
Hiking boots
Motorcycle helmet & 2 jackets

Misc:
A black suzuki motorcylce
Stolen Moving Truck
A can of cat food for Frankie
School supplies for children
44484$ cash
1479 Valour Pennies
31 Infernal Dubloons
A chemistry set
A stolen chess set

Magic Items:
A gremlin coin
2 bottles labeled as Phoenix Tears
The Emerald Wand
Obsidian Fishing Pole (10 Slugs as bait)
Oven of the Gods Blueprint
Golden Ankh
Satan's Rifle
Red Monocle of Handwriting Decipherment
6 Mystery Potions!

Reagents:
A bottle of cold medicine
Starberry seeds (8 packs)
Salt, pepper & paprika (in novelty Blues Clues jars!)
Rubbing Alcohol
Magic Rouch Powder
Sulfuric Acid
Liquor
A Star of David pendant (worn)
Bear Food (30 day supply remaining)
1 Bait Rod
An Elk Femur
1995 Ford Taurus Muffler
Ring of Counter Intelligence
15 Moonbane Bars

Tool Crate Items:
1 small air compressor
32 assorted nails
3 small metal hinges
1 single doorknob with lock (comes with a key fastened to it with masking tape)
1 large steel chisel
1 woodcutting axe
1 large iron file
2 small rubber mallets
1 infrared thermometer
1 pair needle nose pliers
1 yellow and black screwdriver
16 small screws
1 large crowbar
1 metal staplegun(hand operated)
1 unopened box of 200 staples
1 Large Flashlight
2 D batteries
1 yellow tape measure
2 rubber-handled wire cutters
1 large workbench clamp
1 blue bubble level
1 steel claw hammer
1 retractable box cutter
1 large plastic leaf Rake
1 dyson sphere swivel vacuum

Creatures:
Frankie the Familiar
Seymour the Hell Tomato
Benvolia the Giant Harpy Breeding? Slave
Sal the Sea Cactus
Pixie Seeds (
Rufus (planted 2 days ago)
2 Naturia Assimilated Polar Bear Cubs, named Sleepy and Grumbles.
1 Enslaved Black Naga [stored with Yellow Lich]
Otto the Orange Crocodilian [live]
1 Statue of a Person
1 Devil Bee Nest (2 days since awakened)
5 Soulshrooms (2 days since planted)
10 Black Corn (2 days since planted)
10 White Corn (2 days since planted)
2 Lava-Pitchers(2 days since planted)
5 Cucumber plants
6 Pink Forest Figs
3 Steelblooms (2 days since planted)
2.5 ft of Necromancer's Delight (1 day since planted)
7 Valour Lotus Seeds

Souls:
Wild Chaotic Evil Soul - strength 2 (located within Seymour the Hell Tomato)
Tame Chaotic Good Soul - strength 4 (Rufus Fork Beta)
Tame Chaotic Good Soul - strength 3 (Rufus Fork Prime, currently planted)
Wild Neutral Evil Soul - strength 4 (former werewolf)
Wild Neutral Evil Soul - strength 4 (former werewolf)

My Books:
Torah Scroll
Magus Tome
The Thrall Keepers Handbook (Eric has it, the little shit)
Loot, Pillage, and Enjoy
The Scholar’s Guide to Magia-Arthropodology
True Patriot’s Guide to Casting
Movie Magic
Saucy Spheres
The Feathered Tome of the Yellow Lich

Public Books:
1: Meister Jagen's Personal Journal and Spell Log: 1997-2001 (Seems to have lots of information on multiplainar travel)
2: Meister Jagen's Personal Journal and Spell Log: 2006-2009 (Has information on the beasts within the portals and how to control them)
3: Meister Jagen's Personal Journal and Spell Log: 1969-1974 (Has some travel spells, and lots of information on the magical politics of the era)
4: Solo Adventures: 1 Player Voyeurism (Not a magic tome, but you can understand why Jagen kept it locked up)
5: Busty Blonde Balorgs (Same as above... but with more eeeewwww)
6: Subhuman Roster: 2006 (A slightly dated list of vampires, werebeings, and other such things living in Southern California and the surrounding areas)
7: The Neptune Affair (The personal story of a Magically Talented Southern Belle who dated the ancient god of the sea while her father and brothers were off fighting the union. Contains descriptions of some powerful spells.)
8: Werewolf in London (The story of a young werewolf who spent his highschool and college years away from his family, studying magic in the British Isles. Contains lots of spell used to blend in and play sophomoric pranks.)
9: The Carharn Wheel (A dossier listing some members of the Chaos Circle, starting from the fell god Carharn and working its way down. Includes some ritual spells)
10: The Clearsands Tribe (A book describing a clan of high elves living on the plains of valor. It discusses their customs, religion, language, and spells)
11: Spell Suggested for the 2013 Ban List by the Department of Subhuman Affairs (A half complete academic style report authored by Meister Jagen. It lists and describes in great detail spells which he thinks should be banned; Full of werewolf haircare spells.)
12: Soul of Ursula Jagen (A strange glowing book with nothing written in it; Kestrel has implied that there's a Mystic living inside.)
13: March 1973 Issue of Magia Magazine (The cover shows a picture of Jagen captioned 'Putting the Furies in Their Place'. The magazine is full of articles discussing popular spells, mages, and controversies of the time)
14: Pimping Imps (A book listing and describing many common and less than common varieties of imp, as well as ways that one can torture and control them)
15: Jagen Family Necrominon (The 1844 edition of one of the worlds most infamous spell books. It is written in German. It is full of notes on the margins and back page, just like a family bible.)
16: Book of Pain. Known to contain a genital destruction spell and many other mysterious curses.
17: Mysterious Attacking Book of Mystery, please ID.

[Dwarmin]

Action: 1 Hour-Sleeping in

After two long days (Exhausting and painful) and one long night with Henry (Exhausting but enjoyable), Kathryn honestly couldn't have woken herself up is she tried.

Zzzz.

Action: 4 Hours-Up and down the Styx.

Buying 10 Chaotic Good souls and an artifact blueprint from the Succubus.

Then, delivering the black briefcase of Alchemy supplies to our Potion Makers-and checking out the progress the place has made, in addition to available shop stocks to purchase. Will make purchases, possibly.


Kathryn was still a bit spooked of the river-she always would be, now-but that didn't stop her from planning to travel on it. A quick trip to the Succubus Merchant would get her some supplies she needed-and, she decided to deliver the briefcase of Alchemy supplies to the Brewery, not knowing what else to do with it.

Action: 1 Hour-Deliver the 10 Chaotic Good souls to Ariel, and create a water snake for her to 'Soulify'. Ask Shelley for an hour of her time in chore work to help watch the snake and observe what happens-hopefully keeping it intact until it was powered, and reporting to me what happened.

She would give Ariel a water snake to put a soul into-the remaining souls would be 'payment'. She would be sure to stress that the performance magic would fail without an audience-and ask Shelley to be there as backup, just in case.

Action: 6 Hours-Travel to Airport (Taxi), and Plane ride to NY! Buy a new Cellphone in the lobby, yo.

Reading material:  Meister Jagen's Personal Journal and Spell Log: 1969-1974

Planes made Kathryn nervous. She REALLY hated flying in them. Half of it was the fact she had no control over her fate, the other she was afraid her magic powers somehow interfered with flight, like it seemed to do with some other electronics.

She decided some good literature would help pass the time...and maybe keep her from having a panic attack. She snagged the entire triple set of Meister Jagen's Journals.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

49 - faith [+20]
26 - knowledge [+0]
31 - luck [+10]
32 - intuition [+10]
32 - connection [+10]
41 - body [+20]

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Clothes
2xpairs of Business casual clothing (You know, for business. Would make one inconspicous-an invisible corporate  drone.) *being worn*
1xHunters Vest (Undamaged)
1xpair of *dirty* 'going out' clothes (low rider jeans, assorted sexy stuff..etc, etc...)
2xpairs of hiking gear
1x *dirty* Swimsuit (suitably curvaceous)
3x *dirty* Pair of standard clothes
 
Personal
Trusty Whip (Do not trade for Idol)
Car Keys (Corroded and worn down with long years of use. If the keys are any clue...)
Notepad (for writing tips, getting numbers)
Pepper Spray Bottle (Hot pink)
3xSets of Flexcuffs/Keys
45. Colt, 5.9 clips ammunition, Holster (licensed to carry)
Hunting Rifle, 5 boxes of .308 bullets, 12 cartridges per box (Current box, 8/12 bullets)
Flashdrive
Wallet ($28281 cash, cards, no family pictures...but she does have one of Henry here)
Zooming Binoculars
Canvas Backpack Bucket
Henry's Kathryn Statuette
1xSatans Rifle (Accurate Gun that can be switched to Lava Mode. In lava mode the foe is at a bonus to resist, but successful hits do double damage to creatures that don’t resist fire 2/10 shots left)
1xMap to Sarah the Blue’s cave of loot (huh! Treasure Hunt!)

* Dwarmin ruffles Shellys hair in a big sisterly manner.

Special
Briefcase of Alchemical Whatevers
1xYellow Box for Andre (*peeks*)
15xBars Of Refined Moonbane (To-do: Forge into Ruffian killing Bullets)
Emotional harmonica - Play it and channel some power(connection) into it, and all who hear it will be compelled to feel the emotion you wish to project
1xLiquified topaz Potion - Refill all HP
Bottled Air Elemental (apparently punny?)
Fedora Hat of Tasteful Whipping - Gives the wearer inate mastery of whips and lashing weapons.
1xMagic Mirror shard ~Magic Item!~ This shard can be asked three questions the answer a yes or no. A cherub appears in the shard if the answer is yes, a devil if it is no. After three questions the mirror will shatter and turn to dust. Invoke the question by saying 'Mirror Mirror in my hand, <question>'.
1xKraken Tendril ~Magic Item!~ A strange blue-grey tentacle that is constantly squirming and trying to grab on to things. Roll vs faith to summon sea water. WARNING: amount of water is random, and flooding is quite possible. Use of this item is dangerous and not recommended.
2 Bubbling Red Potions ~Magic Item!~ Potion that lights Adrienne on fire.
1 Freezedried Strange Egg (Wonder what's inside? It needs more time, though. Kestrel identified it as a Shawrk)
1 Key to Magic Bookshelf (possibly inert? Something to ask Kestrel about...)
1xBlue Portal Key (Hanging around Kathryn's neck on a silver chain aside her eternity symbol, she's keeping it close as a good luck charm.)
1xRod of Forced Flatulence (...good for detecting Ninjas?)
1xBar of Anti-Age soup (A girls best friend!)
1xTube of healing ointment [Heals 15 HP, may only recover damage inflicted by phyiscal attacks, 20/20 uses]
1xTube of combo sunscreen/heatscreen. [For the rest of the day you take 25% damage from heat and fire. 5/5 Uses remain)

Trophies
2xTomato Demon Teeth
1xWater Imp Trident
1xGiant Zobbit Eye (Zombie Hobbit ^^)
1xSilver Pie Eating Trophy
1xDwarven Golden Axe
1xGorgon Blade (Looks like a Greek Falcata)
1xGorgon Head (in burlap sack)
1xGolem Head with a hole in it (Decapacitation via Two Handed Axe)

Companions
1xApprentice Magelet (Shelly the Flutist, can be called to do 6hrs worth of mundane tasks per week. Like scrubbing floors or fetching stuff from the market, or other typical apprentice chore) *Healthy, Happy, Has Magic Flute*

Misc
Perky Smashing Hammer (Boink)
Long Surf Board (Well cared for-has her name, a winking, smiling Mermaid in her own image and the words "Siren", emblazoned on it. You get the feeling it was a personal gift.)
Bags of Cheezdos/Peanut Crackins/Bottled Water/Penksi Cola (for nomming. Not real food. Not even brand name food!)
Cosmetics (very little, though plenty of purple lipstick.)
Set of small lifting weights
Hand Sewing Kit (where did she learn...?)
Small, Folded American Flag
Cookware (mostly unused)
3 sticks of turkish incense (Very earthy smell)
1 large bag of birdseed
2 caged parakeets - Yellow with orange neck fringes (named Alera and Riva)
1 large plastic helmet - Roman style with red plume
Novelty Color Changing Luminescent Bong
Small Box of Magic Sparklers [25 Count]
Bottle of Bluish Black ‘Inferno Hell Sauce’
4xPleasure Potions for Her
2xMini Kegs of Genuine Valhalla Mead (save for Doomsday)
1xSet of Swearing Cuff Links ($#*#%^@#)
2xPairs of tinted Sports Goggles (Defense against gaze attacks)
1xCleaver (For, um, butchery...)
1xStainless Steel Platter (polished to a reflective sheen)
1xlarge piece of cloth (For covering platter)

Personal Coin Collection
A bunch of mundane coins, including the 1943 triple Eagle and Dogeral
Replica 666th edition Infernal Dubloon
Scholarship Coin (Collectible Magic Tooth Fairy Coin given only to volunteers that donate their time and mouths to the Nirvana School of Dental Feyology)

Books
Beyond Your World: An Introduction to Portal Key Mechanics (Unread)
The Definitive Guide to Elemental Performance Magic Volume 3: Fire (Unread)
The Sanddancer Tribe (Learned Sand to Glass)
Performance Manual (Unread)

Tracked Training
Water Effects Comfort 5/5, Mastery 4/8
Freeze Water Comfort 1/5, Mastery 0/8

Flute Practice 1/3
Firearms 1/5

[Taricus]

6 Hours: Gunship Practice. Should learn to fly the gunship we got off that raid yesterday, and hopefully Howl could provide a co-pilot plus gunners for it as well. Never thought I'd get a damn LAAT/i, and I don't think our foes would've expected it either.

6 Hours: Preliminary Research. Whilst the cloning machine in Ray's compound was being used for horrific and immoral purposes, I could use some of the theories behind it for my own benefit, and possibly using it in a much more efficient way...

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

41 - knowledge
16 - luck
28 (1/4) - body
23 - intuition
17 - connection
9 - faith

Spoiler: Grek/Ariel: (click to show/hide)

Current Total: 15a

Spoiler: Lillipad/Emlyn: (click to show/hide)

Current Total: 15a

Spoiler: Criptfeind/Henry: (click to show/hide)

Current Total: 15a

Spoiler: Taricus/Adrian: (click to show/hide)

Current Total: 15a

Spoiler: Dwarmin/Kathryn: (click to show/hide)

Current Total: 15a

Spoiler: NPC Aura (click to show/hide)

Dai's total: 8a

Aura counts set at a flat 15, due to the fact that I haven't been able to track the crits (Mostly due to my lazyness for not tracking them during the session, as well as logs not being sent to me.) Hopefully we can get that ball rolling again though.

[Dwarmin]

Also, before I forget!

If you guys need me to buy anything from the Hell shop/Brewery, please do say.

[Grek]

Turn's up.

Adrian: As I mentioned during the session, I'm willing to trade you the Tech Wand for your assistance in getting the Oven built. I'd like to try using Moonbane alloy instead of pure Mythril (so that we don't have to ask Dust for it) and since you're an enchanter of metal goods (guns are metal goods, right?), you seem like the guy to ask about that.

[Taricus]

Sure, I'll do it next turn if you want.

[Weirdsound]

LA Jobs:

Hit-List 1: (2 Days Left) Sapphire and Kestrel have identified several mages in the LA area looking to seize power for themselves. Align with, intimidate, talk down, or kill them all.
(NEW!!!) Putting Down Roots: (7 Days Left) It would seem that a cult of Dragon Worshiping Deep Elves have established a portal somewhere in LA. They are shaking the city up in search of something or someone and making quite a mess in the process.
Deal of the Century: (5 Days Left) After winning the Battle of Castle Glory Mr. Travis' forces captured some of Ruffian's men. The prisoners claim that Ruffian will be meeting with Fitzpatrick the Lucky, leader of the Boston Archmages in a few days. We could crash this party and kill two birds with one stone.

San Deigo Jobs:

Bajahahahaha!: (10 Days Left)  The neighboring Baja Peninsula Magic Society has been trying to seize San Deigo as their own for some time now. The lack of Archmages to stop them is worrisome. Kill off some of their scouts and spies to make them think twice about a full scale invasion.

Legislative Issues: (To be resolved in Mini Sessions, Forum RP, or Turns)

The Meeting to Draft and Approve Rules and Regulations Governing the Welfare and Lifestyle of Werebeings: The Werebeings of LA will be Represented by Robyn Harrison and Mark Lopez. The Southern California Mages Society will be represented by Archmage Sapphire Wisp, Archmage Palorur the Blender, and Archmage Kathryn Lynch. Kestrel Harrison and Johnny 'Howl' Newman will be exercising their voting privileges as former chairmen of the Bureau of Fantastic Beings. This is an open meeting and anybody who knows of it may attend to voice their opinion. Gryphon Harrison and Brutus the Ancient have both RSVPed as non voting participants.

The Trial of Carly Summers:
The defendant stands accused of Conspiracy to Undermine the Legitimate Magical Government of Southern California. Archmage Kathryn Lynch has been selected to serve as judge and prosecutor of this case, and may organize the format of the legal proceedings as she wishes. The presiding Archmage has the authority to call upon anybody in her jurisdiction to serve as a juror, witness, or advocate.

Open Archmage Positions:
Society feels that it would be appropriate at this point to have 7-10 Archmages. Until such a number is reached, anybody may be made an archmage with the vote of 2/3rds of the existing archmages.

[Taricus]

Guess we ought to finish up the hits list, so that's what I'm voting for, Hit-List 1.

And I have a particular feeling that those cultists MAY try and kill me...

[Dwarmin]

Likewise voting for Hit-List 1 as our next job.

Legislative Issues:
The Trial of Carly Summers will be done in-forum.

Jury: Without any proper means of finding a jury pool at this time, Kathryn lynch will ask that 4 Angels and 4 Devils, all Lawful beings in nature and without obvious criminal records against Humanity, be found and recruited from their home planes to serve as an impartial, untainted Jury. Their decision of guilt or innocence is binding, but final punishment is to be decided by the Archmage presiding. In the case of a equal tie, the Archmage will break the tie. Extraplanars who serve on the jury, are entitled to payment to be discussed at a later date. The defense has the right to question the inclusion of any particular being chosen as a Juror.

Defense: The accused can hire any non-felon to stand for their own defense.
Witnesses: Toshaka and Kestrel will be called to the stand by the prosecution. Defense can call their own witnesses

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The Meeting to Draft and Approve Rules and Regulations Governing the Welfare and Lifestyle of Werebeings I would like during a mini-session, whenever time is available for it.

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Anyone who actually wants an Archmage position can contact me-via PM or in game-and I'll likewise set up a tribunal made of our current Archmages to decide if you're up for the job.