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[Criptfeind]

Does Terraphidite mind me taking up so much of her time with this by the way? Because with such a huge bonus from her I am likely to just spend the next three (two?) turns just studying with her.

[Weirdsound]

Does Terraphidite mind me taking up so much of her time with this by the way? Because with such a huge bonus from her I am likely to just spend the next three (two?) turns just studying with her.

Your fine.

[Lillipad]

I'm okay with either the prison job, or the biker gang job.

[Criptfeind]

Don't Drop the Soap

Buy Magus Tome

One hour: Pay Kestral a thousand dollars to cover half of the information that Kath is purchasing this turn.
Henry might not be as worried about the brand as Kath seems to be sometimes, but he would still rather not have it.

Two hours: Set up Throwable Petrification. +4 Knowledge +1 focus +1 personal limitation +2 Magus Tome +2 mundane skill. -3 to -4 difficulty. Total +7 to +6

Four hours: Learn from Terraphidite: Stone to Flesh. +4 Knowledge +1 focus +1 personal limitation +8 Guiding of Terraphidite +2 Magus Tome. -3 to -8 for difficulty. Total=+13 to +8 (I figure since Terraphidite is teaching me I can use my limitation and have the stat be knowledge. If my limitation is folded into the +8 then take away one, if the stat is not knowledge take away four.)
The teaching of Terraphidite have been very useful so far. Still, the magic I have learned seems more destructive. Perhaps it is time to learn how to help people as well... Starting with the people Kath brought back. I don't know if it is possible, but I need to try.

Five Hours: Help Kath find the Kobold.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Three changes of clothing
Sturdy boots
Shoes
Cellphone
Wallet
-Drivers license
-Fishing license
-6264$
Jar of spent golem dust
Jar of sawdust
Jar of ashes
Jar of topsoil
Jar of sand
Box of laundry detergent
Large bottle of elmer's glue.
192 sheets of paper
Drawing kit with pencils, erasers, pens, ink, chalk ect.
Clay working kit
Toiletries kit
Three small finished clay vessel
Reflectively glazed clay vessel
40 mouse traps
tiny hunk of clay
tiny hunk of Ivory
Mimic Backpack
Mimic Suitcase
Mimic Ornate Chest
Gate to Terraphidite’s palace
20 pounds of clay
Slip
Glaze
Map of the Earthbound Banks
Map of The Iron City of Dis
8 DI
1 Brown rats
1 Stone Brown rats
Lava something stuff
4 mud oozes
The Core of Mercury
2 Pottery Wheels
2 Ounces of Gold
1 Handheld Mirror
4 Rough Rubies

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

17 - luck
20 - faith
45 - knowledge
35 - connection
32 - intuition
24 - body
130(I think) - HP

[Grek]

Job Vote: Kings of the Road

Also, Ariel tells everyone over dinner about what she overheard. Mr. Travis is working for Howl, is planning to raise a devil army to invade Castle Glory in the Plains of Valor and seize the Moonbane Weapons. Ruffian already has his forces outside the castle and is trying to get them as well. As such, we could easily kill two birds with one stone by letting Mr. Travis and Ruffian kill eachother's armies off. With them distracting eachother, we can sneak in claim the weapons for ourselves.
Turn:
2 hours: Business in Hell. I'm going to go drop off the seeds that the Yellow Lich needs and then plant my gingerbread house in the middle of that field we passed through by the way to Tartarus.
10 hours: Dr. Macaw is a jerk. So I'm not going to deal with him any more. Screw vampirism, I am officially not interested anymore. I'm going to do this the manipulator way: I'm spending the entire day consulting with Frankie and with the Spell Suggested for the 2013 Ban List for a spell that will let me transfer my soul into a fresh body and possess it. 1d80+4+6+1+2 for Knowledge, Time, Focus and Souls to Experiment Upon.

[Taricus]

8 Hours: Coding Experimentation "Practice makes perfect, but while true perfection is impossible, getting close to it is not."
4 Hours: Magic detector Refinement "This app is useful, should fine-tune it to measure exact distances and power levels though, as well as being capable of identifying the effects of a spell or other magical effect."

Stats:
Knowledge: 42
Body: 28
Intuition: 23
Connection*
Faith*
Luck*

[Dwarmin]

1 Hours-Paying Kestrel the other half, a $1000 to buy his progress on curing Henrys cursed brand. Also ask him about the path to Plain of Valor, which I already paid for...

Every time she saw that brand, Kathryn went a little crazy...he was spending alot of time with that strange Earth being lately, and she couldn't suppress a spike of jealousy, however irrational it might be.

3 Hours-Exercise in the new enchanted Workout room

Kathryn was intrigued to visit the new enchanted workout room. What had Kestrel put in, she wondered... ((IIRC, we've got 3/5 votes for magic exercise room. So, I'm assuming that's what we got))

3 Hours-Practice Spell: Pressurize Water (+1 Time, +2 Mod, +1 Focus, +? New pool?)

Kathryn needed more work...and the pool should be filled by now.

5 Hours-Find my Kobold Friend, and what he's planning at Dodger Stadium. Try to get him the cure, or otherwise keep him from killing himself.

Kathryn could not, in good conscience, let the Kobold die from Styx. Though she was feeling it's hold on her lessening, she felt her best and only revenge was to deny the disease another victim.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Clothes
3xpairs of Business casual clothing (You know, for business. Would make one inconspicous-an invisible corporate  drone.) *being worn*
1xHunters Vest (Undamaged)
1xpair of *dirty* 'going out' clothes (low rider jeans, assorted sexy stuff..etc, etc...)
2xpairs of hiking gear
1x *dirty* Swimsuit (suitably curvaceous)
3x *dirty* Pair of standard clothes
 
Personal
Trusty Whip (Do not trade for Idol)
Car Keys (Corroded and worn down with long years of use. If the keys are any clue...)
Notepad (for writing tips, getting numbers)
Pepper Spray Bottle (Hot pink)
3xSets of Flexcuffs/Keys
45. Colt, 6.4 clips ammunition, Holster (licensed to carry)
Hunting Rifle, 5 boxes of .308 bullets, 12 cartridges per box (Current box, 9/12 bullets)
Flashdrive
Wallet ($6681 cash, cards, no family pictures...but she does have one of Henry here)
Zooming Binoculars
Canvas Backpack Bucket
Henry's Kathryn Statuette
1xSatans Rifle (Accurate Gun that can be switched to Lava Mode. In lava mode the foe is at a bonus to resist, but successful hits do double damage to creatures that don’t resist fire 7/10 shots left)
1xMap to Sarah the Blue’s cave of loot (huh! Treasure Hunt!)

* Dwarmin ruffles Shellys hair in a big sisterly manner.

Special
Emotional harmonica - Play it and channel some power(connection) into it, and all who hear it will be compelled to feel the emotion you wish to project
Liquified topaz Potion - Refill all HP
Bottled Air Elemental (apparently punny?)
Fedora Hat of Tasteful Whipping - Gives the wearer inate mastery of whips and lashing weapons.
1xMagic Mirror shard ~Magic Item!~ This shard can be asked three questions the answer a yes or no. A cherub appears in the shard if the answer is yes, a devil if it is no. After three questions the mirror will shatter and turn to dust. Invoke the question by saying 'Mirror Mirror in my hand, <question>'.
1xKraken Tendril ~Magic Item!~ A strange blue-grey tentacle that is constantly squirming and trying to grab on to things. Roll vs faith to summon sea water. WARNING: amount of water is random, and flooding is quite possible. Use of this item is dangerous and not recommended.
2 Bubbling Red Potions ~Magic Item!~ Potion that lights Adrienne on fire.
1 Freezedried Strange Egg (Wonder what's inside? It needs more time, though. Kestrel identified it as a Shawrk)
1 Key to Magic Bookshelf (possibly inert? Something to ask Kestrel about...)
1xBlue Portal Key (Hanging around Kathryn's neck on a silver chain aside her eternity symbol, she's keeping it close as a good luck charm.)
1xRod of Forced Flatulence (...good for detecting Ninjas?)
1xBar of Anti-Age soup (A girls best friend!)
1xTube of healing ointment [Heals 15 HP, may only recover damage inflicted by phyiscal attacks, 20/20 uses]
1xTube of combo sunscreen/heatscreen. [For the rest of the day you take 25% damage from heat and fire. 5/5 Uses remain)

Trophies
2xTomato Demon Teeth
1xWater Imp Trident
1xGiant Zobbit Eye (Zombie Hobbit ^^)
1xSilver Pie Eating Trophy
1xDwarven Golden Axe
1xGorgon Blade (Looks like a Greek Falcata)
1xGorgon Head (in burlap sack)

Companions
1xApprentice Magelet (Shelly the Flutist, can be called to do 6hrs worth of mundane tasks per week. Like scrubbing floors or fetching stuff from the market, or other typical apprentice chore) *Healthy, Happy*

Misc
Long Surf Board (Well cared for-has her name, a winking, smiling Mermaid in her own image and the words "Siren", emblazoned on it. You get the feeling it was a personal gift.)
Bags of Cheezdos/Peanut Crackins/Bottled Water/Penksi Cola (for nomming. Not real food. Not even brand name food!)
Cosmetics (very little, though plenty of purple lipstick.)
Set of small lifting weights
Hand Sewing Kit (where did she learn...?)
Small, Folded American Flag
Cookware (mostly unused)
3 sticks of turkish incense (Very earthy smell)
1 large bag of birdseed
2 caged parakeets - Yellow with orange neck fringes (named Alera and Riva)
1 large plastic helmet - Roman style with red plume
Novelty Color Changing Luminescent Bong
Small Box of Magic Sparklers [25 Count]
Bottle of Bluish Black ‘Inferno Hell Sauce’
4xPleasure Potions for Her
2xMini Kegs of Genuine Valhalla Mead (save for Doomsday)
1xSet of Swearing Cuff Links ($#*#%^@#)
2xPairs of tined Sports Goggles (Defense against gaze attacks)
1xCleaver (For, um, butchery...)
1xStainless Steel Platter (polished to a reflective sheen)
1xlarge piece of cloth (For covering platter)

Personal Coin Collection
A bunch of mundane coins, including the 1943 triple Eagle and  Dogeral
Replica 666th edition Infernal Dubloon
Scholarship Coin (Collectible Magic Tooth Fairy Coin given only to volunteers that donate their time and mouths to the Nirvana School of Dental Feyology)

Books
Beyond Your World: An Introduction to Portal Key Mechanics (Unread)
The Definitive Guide to Elemental Performance Magic Volume 3: Fire (Unread)
The Sanddancer Tribe (Learned Sand to Glass)
Performance Manual (Unread)

[Criptfeind]

Do you want help Dwarmin? The Stadium might be dangerous...

Also perhaps I should be paying for that information. I do have the money. I would like to pay you back.

I also wonder if I could tattoo Petrification on my hand and slap people to stone. That would be interesting. Although a crit fail would also be very interesting.

[Dwarmin]

Yeah, assume Kathryns not being cloak and dagger about any of it. Anybody who wants to help can. Not sure how the Kobold Job will turn out, so not sure if it will be dangerous or just a bust. I wouldn't ask any of you to help, but it would be appreciated.

As for the cure cost, let's split it 50/50?

[Criptfeind]

As for the cure cost, let's split it 50/50?

Sure.

I have made a edit to my turn GMs to cover these new actions.

Also I just realized that firefox thinks I mean Hermaphrodite when I write Terraphidite. Interesting.

[Dwarmin]

Heh. Thanks for the help Cript. Kathryn would be thankful too.

Also gonna vote for Don't Drop the Soap: as our job, now that we've got some info on the Moonbane weapons.

[Criptfeind]

I'm a little worried that the disease has taken the kobold already and is setting a trap for you.  I hope we can cure him without anything terrible happening.

[Haika]

I'm a little worried that the disease has taken the kobold already and is setting a trap for you.  I hope we can cure him without anything terrible happening.

Rule #1. Just sayin...

[Criptfeind]

I can think of faaaaar worse things that could happen if that would help?

[Grek]

Spoiler: Inventory Update (click to show/hide)

Clothing:
Bookbag
Shirts (3 black, 1 red, 1 white)
Jeans (3 blue, 2 black)
Assorted undergarments
Biniki
Beach hat
Sandals
Track shoes
Hiking boots
Motorcycle helmet & 2 jackets

Misc:
A black suzuki motorcylce
Stolen Moving Truck
2 cans of cat food for Frankie
School supplies for children
1334$ cash
31 Infernal Dubloons
A chemistry set
A stolen chess set

Magic Items:
A gremlin coin
3 bottles labeled as Pheonix Tears
The Emerald Wand (cracked?)
Obsidian Fishing Pole (10 Slugs as bait)
Oven of the Gods Blueprint
Golden Ankh
Satan's Rifle
Red Monocle of Handwriting Decipherment
Gingerbread House Seed
Magus Tome

Reagents:
A bottle of cold medicine
Starberry seeds (9 packs)
Salt, pepper & paprika (in novelty Blues Clues jars!)
Rubbing Alcohol
Magic Rouch Powder
Sulfuric Acid
Liquor
A Star of David pendant (worn)
Bear Food (30 day supply remaining)
1 Vial of Perfect Healing Potion
1 Bait Rod
2 Zombism Cures
1 Aresol of Awakening [for the Devil Bees]
An Elk Femur
1995 Ford Taurus Muffler
Torah Scroll
Ring of Counter Intelligence

Tool Crate Items:
1 small air compressor
32 assorted nails
3 small metal hinges
1 single doorknob with lock (comes with a key fastened to it with masking tape)
1 large steel chisel
1 woodcutting axe
1 large iron file
2 small rubber mallets
1 infrared thermometer
1 pair needle nose pliers
1 yellow and black screwdriver
16 small screws
1 large crowbar
1 metal staplegun(hand operated)
1 unopened box of 200 staples
1 Large Flashlight
2 D batteries
1 yellow tape measure
2 rubber-handled wire cutters
1 large workbench clamp
1 blue bubble level
1 steel claw hammer
1 retractable box cutter
1 large plastic leaf Rake
1 dyson sphere swivel vacuum

Creatures:
Frankie
Seymour the Hell Tomato: Infused 8 days ago.
Audrey Rufus Jr. the Pixie: Hatched 3 days ago.
Corpse of Rufus Sr. the Tomato Demon.
Pixie Seeds (9)
2 styxian mosquito corpses.
2 Naturia Assimilated Polar Bear Cubs, named Piddles, Sleepy and Grumbles.
1 Full Grown !!Undead!! Naturia Assimilated Polar Bear named Piddles.
1 Enslaved Black Naga [stored with Yellow Lich]
1 Sea Cactus
1 Orange Crocodilian [live]
2 Strange Crimson Fish [dead]
1 Devil Bee Nest [in stasis]
+5 Soulshroom Seeds
+10 Black Corn
+12 White Corn

Souls:
Wild Chaotic Evil Soul - strength 1
Wild Chaotic Evil Soul - strength 2
Wild Chaotic Evil Soul - strength 2 (located within Seymour the Hell Tomato)
Tame Neutral Good Soul - strength 2 (Located within Rufus Jr the Pixie Seedling)
Wild Lawful Neutral Soul - strength 3
Wild Neutral Evil Soul - strength 1